Bastardly Breaking News!! Britney Spears & Kevin Federline File for Divorce!
Posted on Tuesday, November 7th, 2006 @ 9:34pm by Moelicious
Her influence on me has been really big. She's a strong woman and she knows what she wants out of life and that helps build a strong man. I look up to you baby. [AP via Yahoo.com]
Is anyone actually surprised? I think they´ll get back together, have some crazy makeup sex & Britney will be pregnant with her third.
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I think it's sad when parents get divorced, but I think it is even more sad when you get pregnant by someone who is no good for you.
Man! What took her so long?! I thought that this chick was smart enough to avoid garbage. Instead she married one. Guess she finally got tired of the stink. They're both losers.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA SHE DIDN'T GET A PRE NUP!
I know this sounds pathetic, but I'm ready to take sloppy seconds from that pig K-Fed... Why?
I knock Brit's, once again shapely vagina ( judging by her recent showing on Letterman ) with vigor and passion, impregnate her and hear the cash registers ring, CHA CHING! CHA CHING!!! then buy an island off the Italian Riviera and retire from the rat race... Good plan, eh? Let's do this, Brit!
Let's try just one more post.
Looks like the date rape drug he gave her has finally worn off. Now that shes sober she can take his ass to the curb, where he belongs. He's just a leaky douche bag.
even though i hate them both, i was kind of alarmed/sad none the less to hear this breaking news
good to see you are on top of things down at the bottom of the earth moe
and her kids had zero chance of growing up normal anyway
this is like a stick of dynamite after hiroshima
Britney did get a prenup, in fact she had a iron clad prenup. I don't thing garbage Kev will be getting much of her 50 million worth fortune.
She's a nasty cheap diseased slut who cant keep those stinkin legs shut.
He's a hairy vile creature.
She's one of the most improbable celebrities in history. She's a rotten clam. She makes me want to punch myself in the balls and stumble home in the rain.
Fucking disgusting.
Yep, we are forgetting the zit ridden, cheetos gulping, southern sounding idiot (no offense racist punks) that she is.
If you fuck a bitch enough, they tend to get pregnant. I see no offense by federline. He left previous kids...to make more with britney. He will keep over at least several million dollars by fucking this idiot.
We bastards should be so lucky...fucking the stank of a rich ho...making money and reaping the good life...knocking her up, to only make her stay and make another one...then getting away with a divorce, lots of money and an "I fucked britney spears award"...would make you appealing to any bitch you already didn't fuck earlier.
Just cause' she looks doable on Letterman doesn't mean she is pure and redeemed and as a wiseman once said "she didn't do a thing about keeping her legs shut."
Good Gawd...I gotta agree with Ninja! (That alone scares the shit outta me!)
You really can't blame K-Fed for screwing/marrying an easy mark! Where I disagree...who and the hell would want that baby-makin' pile of crap? I hope she learned her lesson...now she is stuck with his ass, in the life of her babies for the next 18 years...yet another huge loss!
she's white trash
brit will always be brit
who blames her, she deserves better!!! and so does her two sons, they have already been through a lot..
please reply..
luv yas xx becky xx
My E-amil address is: becky_parle@hotmail.com
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA SHE DIDN’T GET A PRE NUP!"
Actually she did Check out Egotastic.
http://www.egotastic.com/
And The Superficial
http://thesuperficial.com/
I feel sorry for the kids. I know what it's like to have your parents split up. But at least my moms not a slut and my dad isn't a fucking loser.
Where the fuck did my other posts go?
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