Anorexic Nicole Richie Sitting on Some White Chick's Lap



That white chick better lose around 80lbs if she wants to keep hang around Nicole. Just look at her, even though she's probably a normal build, she looks like a total fatass granny when standing next to 43lb Nicole Richie.

Also, what's up w/ Nicole's insane grip?! Did she see 50cent or something?

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34 Scandalous Comments

The shots from the neck up look great...But seriously,she needs to put on 20lbs and bring back those sexy curves she had 2 yrs ago!

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 2:15pm

someone help her. i read somewhere she's gone to some clinic to figure out her "thinness problem".

maybe she's just got a nasty tapeworm.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 2:46pm

She looks very sexy!

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 3:00pm

skinny but hotttttttttttt

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 3:06pm

She has always had a cute face but her body repulses me.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 3:24pm

with 20 pounds more she would be so cute! she looks like a little skinny girl.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 3:28pm

That poor girl. Both of them. She's going to trip one day and shatter.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 3:52pm

I've always thought Nicole was far prettier than Paris. I agree that a 20 lb weight gain would make her much more attractive. She needs to hang around with more grounded people instead of starfucker-sycophants.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 4:25pm

Did you see her on Tyra with all the... um, uh paparazzi? Yeah that look real to me ;) If that amount of people are seriously following her around she must have something man. I really like her looks.... sorta... kinda tho.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 4:53pm

You guys (and gals) are trippin'

Nicole Ritchie - even before she became an anorexic Skeletor clone - was never hot.

In fact, I have no fucking clue how or why she became famous, other than for being Paris Hilton's retarded "BFF" on that insipid "reality" show.

She makes a pretty good case for Darwinism in action. Idiots like her are slowly self-selected out. She could fucking toss off this mortal coil for all I care.

Nasty, dumb bitch.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 5:17pm

If she had any fucking human dignity left, she should just take her own life. Nasty bag of bones....YEEECH!

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 6:21pm

i wonder if shes bulemic when it comes to swallowing cum? imagine her gulping down a good load and then then vomiting it up a half-hour later.

i'd fuck her till her bones rattle then puke all over her disgusting body.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 7:38pm

That's probably about it. I'd puke on my dick and use it as the lubricant.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 7:44pm

I LOVE Nicole Richie, and the best pics ARE here... she is way too skinny. She was too skinny 15 lbs ago.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 8:13pm

I hate this whitewashed anorexic whore.

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 12:49am

SHE'S PITIFUL...for the life of me, i don't think that as an extremely healthy individual i will ever understand the true genesis & most of the aggravating factors behind this disease/look...for those who willingly seek to look this way, WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?? i mean, just look at the body types on the vast majority of what the consensus of we bastardly MEN here perceive to be HOT(enhancements incl. whenever applicable)...they ain't nothing like nicole here, that's for damn sure...

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 4:11am

This stinky whore couldn't get humped on a bad night in Juarez.

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 9:23am

#12 is right.... she was never and she will never be hot.... she can do 1000 things to try to "improve" her looks but she is fucking ugly, now she looks uglier than ever. Whatever, I hope she dies soon, 'cause this ckick really makes me wanna puke.... look at her arms, her hands.... bitch please die now!

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 10:46am

Great style and beautiful hair on that pic! but shes wayyy too skinny

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 9:39pm

Breathtaking

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 10:08pm

wateva, shes not too skinny, I bet most chicks wanna be her size and those who arent just diss her. No one can ever win though can they?? when she was heavier - people called her a fat arsed bitch. So now, when she actually practiced some SELF-CONTROL- everyones like OMG wat a friggin ano. Everyone get a life, shes still breathing so shes fine.

Sunday, November 5th, 2006 @ 1:02am

give her some clearasil

Sunday, November 5th, 2006 @ 4:38am

She's fat.

Sunday, November 5th, 2006 @ 7:59am

i love the hair...

Monday, November 6th, 2006 @ 6:50am

fat fuckin bastard god like she shops in OBESITIES

Saturday, November 11th, 2006 @ 9:48pm

shes just beautiful

too sad shes being that skinny, a lil more wouldnt mind

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006 @ 1:13pm

The white girl looks like LisaNova from youtube.

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 4:59pm

She should drop another 20 pounds to be extra sexy :D

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:10am

IS SHE LIKE A SUBWAY? CUS SHE JUST GAVE ME A FOOTLONG :D

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:15am

i just got a footling -_-

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:17am

well grab my weave and calll me jelly! i might be a penis addict but i luvvv me some RICHIE

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:19am

someone buy this girl a burger!!!!!!

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 2:16pm

Shes not any skinnier than the next model strutting her shit on the catwalk.

Sunday, November 5th, 2006 @ 1:04am

She was holding on to her stash man!!!! I'd have a death on my shit too.

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 2:16pm

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