The Bastardly Presents: Scarlett Johansson's Cleavage! Multiple Viewing Angles Special Edition
Posted on Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 @ 12:16pm by Jackson

I have no idea how old these photos are but I'm sure we haven't posted them before but either way it's pictures of Scarlett and her cleavage so no complaints, right?
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new pics, old pics, who cares? Still a beauty to behold.
not bad, not bad at all. once again,face down ass up would work for her too!
She puts the F in funbags.
We need captions for #8.
"I don't know if it will fit but I'll try it."
I'd pee in her butt.
I'll do her.
ANyone notice the rack on that dude standing next to her in that second pic? heheheh.
They want to break free... come to papa.... pic #8 caption "You want a piece of these you bastardly horndogs?"
The thought of her in a corset....good god.
yes yes....we need to see her in a corset.
she is riddled with stretch marks
Beautiful girl. Gross stretch marks.
Gravity strikes again.
Yeah she may have stretch marks, but when I'm done with her, she would be stretched in more ways than one.
holy boobs!!
The guy standing next to her on page 2 has bitch tits almost as big as Scarlett's tits. He must be proud.
He does have man cans of the first order that America is enjoying as we speak.
that woman in the last picture talking to scarlett looks like a damn horse. actually, it looks like jada pinkett smith.
I like her face even more!
Her bazookas are so revigorating!
What is great is that she has stretch marks all over her breasts, too. She's fucking REAL.
Oh, that's a shame. I had to go through 3 pregnancies and nursing before I developed stretch marks like that. Maybe she had a rapid growth spurt in her teens. Yeah, she is a tad overrated, but still a pretty girl. Stretch marks and all.
she's a good light/bad light girl
she only wishes that she meets me when the lights are good
One word - BUTTA..
do you people seriously care about stretch marks like that?wtf
I never got the deal with her, there are tons of euro girls who look similar (with equally big titties), pretty, but boring.........
"I had to go through 3 pregnancies"
I don't know how you ladies do it, gotta give you all kudos, it seems crazy to me sometimes when I see anyone with more than four kids. Only people who have barely experienced life would have a problem with a few (big or small) stretch marks.
Women who shit out these little mongrels have gaping cunts their husbands are repulsed by. It's disgusting and low minded really. Shows a base animalistic nature.
New pics, old pics, who gives a fuck. Just show me the boobs.
nassssssty stretch marks.....what will those bags look like after she pops out a few puppies!!!!??????
Honestly, I think this chick will get boring very fast if you're going out with her. I mean she's ok looking, but after a short while, she gets really plain. She is WAY overrated, considering that she's not a very good actress either.
Couldn't say she's a beauty..no way. She's a plain cutie...yeah I'll stick with that.
Lord have mercey! I need to feed!
She's lit in these pics.
she looks like my ex... who is a guy by the way. so everytime i look at her im disgusted.
i actually care about stretch marks, since i have them myself, ever since my growth spur at the age of 12. and it may sound stupid, but it's a great feeling to know this huge sex symbol has some faults and still manages to have thousands of men drooling over her! i love her for not being tied down to it and for showing off her gorgeous breasts without shame! and she's stunning!
She's a beauty and those tits gain some extra yumminess with those stretch marks...it just makes her look more real, like she's a real person, lol
Yah, I'd do her anyday.
Her face is average but not bad. Certainly not beautiful. Just pretty. The tits are fabulous. I'd motorboat that pair until my lips seized up. In the words of Lindsay Lohan, I wan't her to fuck me stupid. All inputs
Whoever had this angle - thank you for being you
face is painfully average
-how bout for pic # 8 you just Photo Shop in a Bulls' Eye where her fingers pointing!-
Would love to suck on those until they are dry.
She may be a touch overrated in the face but when you take it altogether she is one fine woman worthy of a tongue workout.
We need to see her naked is what we need, let's just cut to the chase, I guess she can wear a corset, but only the corset. I prefer to have her in only a scarf or bandana but I would take her anyway she offered.
It would be like a pathetic scene from Wayne's World where I am down at her feet chanting, "I'm not worthy!"
ps
wiseman is a stupid cunt
surprisingly, i'm still enamored w/scarlett & HER SPECTACULAR MULTI-PURPOSE BREASTS...like to see those shots of her with 7&7 in hand too...adds to her "still not stuck on myself vibe"...WTF is up w/that fat-ass FUG in pic 2 & the one w/that overhanging GUNT & protruding jurassic jawbone in that last one...oh yeah, those always pouty DSL's of yours need to be put to work on my shaft ASAP, scarlett...
P.S. don't ya just love to see that JUG SPILLAGE of hers in just about every pic she takes??
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