Slutty Socialite Prostitute Paris Hilton & Her Halloween Costume
Posted on Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:01pm by Moelicious
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Amazing how she could equally make a prostitute costume and a police woman uniform look like the same dress.
If that revolver was moved a little to her left, she'd be dressed up as a Schitzophrenic Tranny Hooker Cop.
She'd probably pull out the gun and say, "Sell hello to my little weapon, Herpes."
love the woonky fake blue eye.
gives "pig" a whole new meaning
I don't see how she can wear those damn blue conatacts 24/7 without it being bothersome to her eyes. I wear prescription contacts for eyesight reasons sometimes, and let me tell you, there are days I CAN'T wear them, and wear a pair of my glasses instead because they can be sooooooo irritating after awhile. I have brown eyes, like paris. my contacts are not colored, they are for just eyesight reasons only when i don't like to wear my glasses. I love to play tennis to work off stress, so I always put my contacts in then. (too hard to play with glasses on.)
Well, there went my lunch. fuck i hate this chic.
I have to admit Chalooz, I took fat black nightstick up my gay arse and I loved every hour of it.
She is so hot in this costume....
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Why are her shoes seemingly 9 sizes too big?
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DO NOT WANT.
DO NOT WANT.
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!
I huge praying mantis has been living on my screen door for two days now, I call her Paris. My Paris is way hotter than this skanky nut job.
Disgusting.
She looks like a plastic greasy Barbie doll infested with STD's...mmm sexy.
How does this chick still get a date? Gotta be the money.
Doesn't matter how bad your crotch rot is if you are an heiress -
someone's always willing to risk it.
Will anyone know who she is when she's 45?
Will she make 45 or will the succumb to an STD or 5?
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"gives “pig†a whole new meaning"
john - that's just focking hilarious, lmgdfao!
i couldn't even make it passed page 3, she is just focking nasty!
i'm tired of raggin' on her...SHE'S JUST LIKE YOUR FAVORITE PORNO SLUT WHOSE ASS YOU KNOW YOU'D BUST WIDE OPEN (& all that goes w/that) if you had a chance to...yeh, ole narrow-ass, wonky-eyed,aircraft-carrier-length foot paris does something like that to me, quite a bit it seems...plus, she just tries so damn hard to be paid attention to(it works too)&she has surprisingly CUTE ways about herself when she talks..damn my lifelong fascination&appreciation of whorish women...
On page 4 she's taking a steaming dump in the woods. Classy.
ole narrow-ass, wonky-eyed,aircraft-carrier-length foot----
You forgot banana nose, bird nose, hook nose, fish hook nose, big nose, etc....take your pick.
She's got hands like Mike Tyson- can she palm a basketball with those things? I think the only worse hands I've seen belong to SJ Parker. Mechanic's hands...
paris hilton is a predictable, unimaginative fucking whore.. meanwhile, amy's comment was one of the most boring things i've ever read on the bastardly... nobody cares about your damn contact lenses!!
I thought to be considered a costume you needed to dress different than usual?
i have seen better looking hookers on the street, nasty.....
"plus, she just tries so damn hard to be paid attention to(it works too)"
It's not her at all it's her money, everyone knows that. She doesn't need to try "to be paid attention to" cause her money does that for her. She is a walking bank that has a full-access 24 hour ATM slot.
NOT EVEN IF U PROMISE TO USE UR CUFFS!!!
Sunnybelle:
Crotch rot is exactly what is sounds like. Break the words apart and what do you have?
A crotch rotting from STDs. Infected poontang, firecrotch, whatever.
Somebody put this bitch out of her misery
I have to say, she could have gone a lot sluttier here. That costume is pretty standard. God, I can't believe I'm pseudo defending Paris Hilton.
all the pics are here in HQ... like 18 or more!
Celebrity Inc. - Paris in Costume
haHA i was thinking the same thing as harppo, did she borrow some clown shoes? they are lookin way too big!
Her parents must be proud.
Wow. I don't get it. I agree she's a one trick pony, but what's wrong with dressing sexy?
WOW. She's a cheap skank too.
All those millions and she is wearing a costume she wore 3 years ago (check out her stolen phone pics and it is the same outfit she is wearing in a couple of the images).
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nice costume in this costume she had more than a pic y u put this pic she lo0k like a old woman :(
Hey Wiseman, is it true she pulled an "Abner Louima" on you? And, you liked it?
There are times I feel bad for her knowing many people hate her guts and think she is a whore, then I remember she is an obtuse, spoiled brat that has no humility and brought it on herself.
"I wear prescription contacts for eyesight reasons sometimes, and let me tell you, there are days I CAN’T wear them, and wear a pair of my glasses instead because they can be sooooooo irritating after awhile."
Amy I did the same and the doctor told me to stop only casually wearing them so my eyes could get used to them, after a while you forget they are even in your eye. About two months non-stop use only removing them to sleep or if they are bothering you alot that day. On a side note your hands and contacts should be 100% clean whenever you are handling/using them. But then you could be one of those people with extremely sensitive eyes.
Whoops.
Will she make 45 or will she succumb to an STD or 5?
PHOTOS: Paris Hilton's Slutty Halloween Costume
The girl may have a stack of cash but she has zero taste or creativity.
Why is she in babes? What in the hell is crotch rot? :/
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