Amazing how she could equally make a prostitute costume and a police woman uniform look like the same dress.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:02pm

If that revolver was moved a little to her left, she'd be dressed up as a Schitzophrenic Tranny Hooker Cop.

She'd probably pull out the gun and say, "Sell hello to my little weapon, Herpes."

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:05pm

love the woonky fake blue eye.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:07pm

gives "pig" a whole new meaning

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:14pm

I don't see how she can wear those damn blue conatacts 24/7 without it being bothersome to her eyes. I wear prescription contacts for eyesight reasons sometimes, and let me tell you, there are days I CAN'T wear them, and wear a pair of my glasses instead because they can be sooooooo irritating after awhile. I have brown eyes, like paris. my contacts are not colored, they are for just eyesight reasons only when i don't like to wear my glasses. I love to play tennis to work off stress, so I always put my contacts in then. (too hard to play with glasses on.)

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:20pm

Well, there went my lunch. fuck i hate this chic.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:35pm

I have to admit Chalooz, I took fat black nightstick up my gay arse and I loved every hour of it.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:38pm

She is so hot in this costume....

http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 2:06pm

Why are her shoes seemingly 9 sizes too big?

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 2:07pm

prolapsed rectum

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 2:08pm

DO NOT WANT.

DO NOT WANT.

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 2:27pm

I huge praying mantis has been living on my screen door for two days now, I call her Paris. My Paris is way hotter than this skanky nut job.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 2:28pm

Disgusting.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 2:40pm

She looks like a plastic greasy Barbie doll infested with STD's...mmm sexy.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 3:05pm

How does this chick still get a date? Gotta be the money.
Doesn't matter how bad your crotch rot is if you are an heiress -
someone's always willing to risk it.
Will anyone know who she is when she's 45?
Will she make 45 or will the succumb to an STD or 5?

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 3:44pm

[...] Paris Hilton dresses like a slut for Halloween!  Clever minx!  (The Bastardly) [...]

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 3:46pm

"gives “pig” a whole new meaning"

john - that's just focking hilarious, lmgdfao!

i couldn't even make it passed page 3, she is just focking nasty!

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 4:16pm

i'm tired of raggin' on her...SHE'S JUST LIKE YOUR FAVORITE PORNO SLUT WHOSE ASS YOU KNOW YOU'D BUST WIDE OPEN (& all that goes w/that) if you had a chance to...yeh, ole narrow-ass, wonky-eyed,aircraft-carrier-length foot paris does something like that to me, quite a bit it seems...plus, she just tries so damn hard to be paid attention to(it works too)&she has surprisingly CUTE ways about herself when she talks..damn my lifelong fascination&appreciation of whorish women...

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 4:17pm

On page 4 she's taking a steaming dump in the woods. Classy.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 4:23pm

ole narrow-ass, wonky-eyed,aircraft-carrier-length foot----

You forgot banana nose, bird nose, hook nose, fish hook nose, big nose, etc....take your pick.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 4:29pm

She's got hands like Mike Tyson- can she palm a basketball with those things? I think the only worse hands I've seen belong to SJ Parker. Mechanic's hands...

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 4:42pm

paris hilton is a predictable, unimaginative fucking whore.. meanwhile, amy's comment was one of the most boring things i've ever read on the bastardly... nobody cares about your damn contact lenses!!

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 5:09pm

I thought to be considered a costume you needed to dress different than usual?

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 5:13pm

i have seen better looking hookers on the street, nasty.....

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 5:22pm

"plus, she just tries so damn hard to be paid attention to(it works too)"

It's not her at all it's her money, everyone knows that. She doesn't need to try "to be paid attention to" cause her money does that for her. She is a walking bank that has a full-access 24 hour ATM slot.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 5:28pm

NOT EVEN IF U PROMISE TO USE UR CUFFS!!!

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 5:53pm

Sunnybelle:
Crotch rot is exactly what is sounds like. Break the words apart and what do you have?
A crotch rotting from STDs. Infected poontang, firecrotch, whatever.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 6:01pm

Somebody put this bitch out of her misery

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 1:41am

I have to say, she could have gone a lot sluttier here. That costume is pretty standard. God, I can't believe I'm pseudo defending Paris Hilton.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 3:14am

all the pics are here in HQ... like 18 or more!

Celebrity Inc. - Paris in Costume

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 4:49am

haHA i was thinking the same thing as harppo, did she borrow some clown shoes? they are lookin way too big!

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 5:35am

Her parents must be proud.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 11:36pm

Wow. I don't get it. I agree she's a one trick pony, but what's wrong with dressing sexy?

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 @ 5:49pm

WOW. She's a cheap skank too.

All those millions and she is wearing a costume she wore 3 years ago (check out her stolen phone pics and it is the same outfit she is wearing in a couple of the images).

Monday, November 6th, 2006 @ 9:51pm

charity poker tournament running setting up tournament

Monday, April 2nd, 2007 @ 7:13pm

nice costume in this costume she had more than a pic y u put this pic she lo0k like a old woman :(

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 5:51am

Hey Wiseman, is it true she pulled an "Abner Louima" on you? And, you liked it?

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:16pm

There are times I feel bad for her knowing many people hate her guts and think she is a whore, then I remember she is an obtuse, spoiled brat that has no humility and brought it on herself.

"I wear prescription contacts for eyesight reasons sometimes, and let me tell you, there are days I CAN’T wear them, and wear a pair of my glasses instead because they can be sooooooo irritating after awhile."

Amy I did the same and the doctor told me to stop only casually wearing them so my eyes could get used to them, after a while you forget they are even in your eye. About two months non-stop use only removing them to sleep or if they are bothering you alot that day. On a side note your hands and contacts should be 100% clean whenever you are handling/using them. But then you could be one of those people with extremely sensitive eyes.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 1:43pm

Whoops.
Will she make 45 or will she succumb to an STD or 5?

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 3:45pm

PHOTOS: Paris Hilton's Slutty Halloween Costume

The girl may have a stack of cash but she has zero taste or creativity.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 4:30pm

Why is she in babes? What in the hell is crotch rot? :/

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 5:09pm

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