I love you Moe! , in a manly way of course.

I think she has only one landing strip, too. Hmmm... maybe a Hitler mustache. Too distracted by the boobies to concentrate X-Ray vision.

Wow wow wow! I just don't understand why so few don't paint their lower half as well...

Dr. Doom, please post proof. Not that I don't believe you, but anything to get more jacking material is appreciated.

Hideous shoes...

She has shoes?

JoeStalin demands we see more of the other chicks from picture #5! That chick on the right looks like she might have a leaky implant. For God's sake man it could be a life or death matter!

Far better than the last painted on shirt.
At least there's no stretchmarks.

Looks like poisonous chromium paint to me.

But I'd take my chances.

scooter

actually she does have stretch marks,check page 3 on her thigh and waist...i think they're cute tho

hey swoop:

how about Kelly Monaco for starters?

as for pics - google them yourself you lazy bastard, you'll see what I mean.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Why can't the boob surgeons keep the nipples on straight? Is it rocket science?

well, i see what happened to the farmer's daughter...she turned into a hot little painted-on jackoff fantasy slut & i, for one, mightily approve of her career choice...and wasn't it nice for her to invite her fellow gorgeous-breasted BFF's in pic 5? laadies & gents, the gherkin is now fully armed & ready for launching in T-Minus 9...8...7...

"She has shoes?"

Friggin priceless, I didn't get below the waist either, I see no reason to look past the knees when looking at a Playboy model. I wonder if they have a "paint remover guy" help them take it off later, like the "oil guy" at photo shoots.

"Is it me, or were Playmates way hotter back in the day? ( by this, I mean early to mid 90’s.. )"

It's hard to say since so many things that men find attractive about women is opinion based. I do think you are right that you will find more women with fake hair, fake breasts, fake tans and a few other fake things more now then before, isn't technology grand.

Is that a Reggie Bush jersey? Pffff, that is so last year.

Nice Shoes..

But whats with the feet... The shoesizes didn't go any higher ??? :S

just what i needed to perk up a shitty day!.....thanks

Oh come one. They can't find a someone with decent teeth pose for playboy? That girl on page 5 has the nastiest boob job I have ever seen.

Typical bottle blonde golddigger skank. I'd fuck her, piss on her and throw her into a shallow grave.

fucking horse

Nice phat coochie!

Send these pics to Lindsey Lohan... this is the proper way to wear a garter.

yes yes.................another slab of blonde meat. Oh well meat is meat, so it would get used and abused and discarded.

Is it me, or were Playmates way hotter back in the day? ( by this, I mean early to mid 90's.. )

This new breed of Playmate is wholly average lookin' -fake tits, fake-fried platinum dye job, no hips, no ass, malnourished, and not all that pretty.

Fuck, you can find many, many girls hotter than this whore on pretty much any campus in the SEC/ Pac-10.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

TAINT DA PAINT!!!