Playboy's Michelle Johnson in her Body Paint Halloween Costume



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other than the fact that on page 3 her nipples are pointing in different directions, this is pretty schmexy.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 4:34pm

Thats what we call a proper cheap slut.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 4:50pm

wooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mega Whore Alert!

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 5:18pm

She's the kind of chick that will spread her legs for anything of the male species.
a girl who has far too much sex resulting in her being full of seman!

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 5:27pm

Nudity, rated R Alert:

http://s6.alsscan.com/alsangels/6j2c/diana03.jpg

You bastards can thank me later.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 5:43pm

Yes, yes, she would be allowed in my bedroom.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 6:30pm

Stretch marks. Nasty.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 6:34pm

Not pretty.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 6:45pm

I really wish her shorts were body painted too.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 6:54pm

i'd tap it on her forehead.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 7:11pm

Thanks Swoop

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 7:24pm

Wonky nipples. Looks quite dirty (and not in that good way either).

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 10:50pm

Her nipples are cockeyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 11:46pm

I guess it is actually possible to have a "lazy nipple". Interesting. I thought it was exclusive to glass eyes and such.

heehheee. Brits say "wonky", that's funny, I gotta start using that.

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 12:32am

WOW....what a slut....I mean not just a SLUT, but a really cheap whore slut. She falls in the same level as Paris "cock sucking-lazy eyed" Hilton. :(

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 1:30am

Unfortunate. Her boobs resemble a pair of socks with oranges in them.

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 2:57am

The skewed nipplage is quite disturbing, too.

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 3:45am

lets be nice and think that those stretch marks are because of the paint getting messed up due to her nipples getting hard,about the cock-eyedness though, urgh

anyone heard of a bad boob day?

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 5:43am

shes super hot and super slutty. i'd triple bag it and let her have her way with me. even though her boobs don't got 20/20 vision, i'd still chew the fuck outta em'.

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 7:23pm

What do you mean by "wonky" never used that word before. . .

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 @ 5:15am

Her surgeon should be horsewhipped.

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 @ 5:55am

Franken-Nipples all around

-MIW

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 @ 11:08am

Is there some unwritten Playboy rule that they all have to have the exact same body paint costume each year? I could've sworn there was another set of Frankentits in blue paint this time last year....

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 2:59am

classify her as "club-hot" now please for future reference...it's quite easy for me to determine that she is a classic 3-input girl...therefore i'd have to treat her as such...messy messy sex is in order for her...you know, standard ATM w/facial ending(s)

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 5:39am

i fuck with a guy named eric

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 8:30am

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Sunday, December 31st, 2006 @ 2:33pm

the world is gone wrong, why is the government letting all this happen, playboy manisions, and nudity magazines and its just wrong, no wounder there is so much rape and stuff out there and woman dressing slutty because they feel they cant keep up with things and starving therie selves to death, come off it, the world is gone mad and I just hate those woman who do that stuff, man woman are sick

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 6:41pm

Zyprexa.

Zyprexa.

Monday, March 26th, 2007 @ 10:40am

I know this girl, and she is none of the things you say! She is kind, and sweet and not at all slutty. Say what you will about her wonkyness. She puts it out there, so you guys can state what you SEE about her body, but you really shouldn't JUDGE her character!

Saturday, May 5th, 2007 @ 11:51am

playboy has gone way downhill, this girl aint 25 that's for sure looks as old as brande roderick, once touched by Hef, quite disposable

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 @ 11:06am

I heard this girl has down syndrome

Sunday, November 18th, 2007 @ 6:37pm

Those breasts are in sad shape, I'll give her a few points for not being obese.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 4:51pm

Wonky nipple alert

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 5:33pm

Aw man sad. These breasts are in really bad shape; strechmarks, sagginess and all of that.. The rest of her is good looking. But judging by the way she's dressed and is acting, playing it safe is definitely the smart thing to do with this one.

Friday, October 27th, 2006 @ 11:46pm

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