I'm horny tonight. I'll even rub one out to Piper Perabo.

The only thing I hate more than hippies, are wannabe hippies... she's got a flip top head to boot.

oh yeah, the untalented bitch from coyote fugly.

At one point she was good looking. But she gets worse every day it would seem.

still homely...and now older.

Wichita Mudflap = Peeing in Butt Kansas Style

kansas style? whats that?

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i think it's recieving a mouthfull and then spitting it....????

ZzZzZzzZzZzzZzzZz.... I think I'm gonna go back to gambling on fulltiltpoker

poor li'l piper...i wish she could get back to how F'n sexy she used to look like in that late nite nite lezbo lovefest she starred in called "lost & delirious"...the bod is still there for sure...somebody out there just ain't hittin' it right to bring out all that sweetness...truly a shame to see a former babe like her letting it slip away so easily...

She has ashy knees. She needs to find softer surfaces on which to spend her gobbling knee time. I'll have to pass, as my house has all hardwood floors.

what makes any of you think she'd even talk to any of you, never mind the witchita mud flaps and or her touching your dirty shriveled cocks? 95% of females wished they looked as cute as her

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I'd give her the Wichita Mudflap.

Okay, I'll bite..... What's the Wichita Mudflap?

Wichita Mudflap: an involved and relatively non-traditional sexual procedure. You get on all fours while your girl taints and/or rims you. It's critical that she also strokes your johnson in a vigorous, downward "milking the bull" fashion. Next, when she is at the height of pretending she likes it in the hope you'll take her home for Thanksgiving, you rip a tremendous Kansas barbecue fart, a real tornado. As she dives for cover, shell-shocked like Tome Cruise on the beach in Private Ryan, her reflexive yanking awa of her milking hand will cause your wang to swing to and fro, like a mudflap on an constructed highway. I only recommend this exotic technique toward the end of your relationship, as some women find it objectionable. I suppose you could do it with another dude if you were depraved.

I invented the technique by accident after a John Tesh concert.

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Or you could just nail her, have a smoke and a Schlitz, and take her home for Thanksgiving wishing you had a chick you liked.

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