Shakira Pimps the Bikini
Posted on Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 7:27pm by Moelicious

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I'd hit it! She's not beautiful, but she makes up for it in hot frickin' sexiness! Only around 5' tall too; love those petite women! I just want to find out if her hips move that way when she's getting down and dirty in my bedroom! ...yum, yum...
i am gay so i don't care.
wiseman agree
She is hot and she got the moves! Those are some major stomach muscles going on...
Damn! I'd hit it all day, she's hot. Shakira+Hotel Room+Liquor+Weed = OOOOOOOOH WEEEEEEEEE!
The amazing thing is the way this girl shakes her moneymaker no one really knows what her face looks like.
Literally a dime a dozen in Tijuana.
Noone in TJ moves like her.
She can do the washing machine under me all night.
i think she looks great
Damn she's thick!
I'd do her over and over again. She can clean up the house when she's done.
my roommate freshman year had a shakira poster in our dorm. every morning I would wake up and be staring at Shakira. I think i have since become desensitized to her hotness
You're a fucking faggots ass, bitch ass, weird ass nigga Nikkyo. Fuck You
damn, shakira is THICK AS HELL ain't she?? look, she doesn't have the prettiest face, but so the fuck what when that hot little body is as slammin' as it is...she can belly dance for me, all over me, whenever the hell she wants to...the girl is just flat-out SEXY...case closed...
Hey number 14 you gay shit, dont use my name. Get your own wanker.
The pink one in #4 would probably be more grateful.
Its so Foley, posting pictures of little boys in bikinis
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+ Jimmy Kimmel’s Lost theme song [AOL Television]
+ The P...
*sigh* Love her
hehe, buttavoice.
holy cow.. i have conquered that antebes beach in france before.. definitely that was wrong time.. got to plunder her booty soon... now bring me the horizon and dont forget the rum
I'm worried she might be malnurished with that belly buldge. Kinda like those poor African kids.
She's fat and flat! Her body looks like a fanta bottle!
She's hot and I want to fuck her
Yeah, she gets 10 for hip movement!
i's cum inside her.
twice.
She is so close to perfect...
i dunno about dime a dozen, but she does look pretty darn average here.
looks like she's bitching that dude out in pic 5 (i could just imagine a latina bitch-out).
Fuck ya niggas....I love Shakira....maybe I shouldn't use the word nigga anymore...makes me feel a little tough though...?!
Thats is some fine meat, waiting to be ploughed.
Fugly. Buttaface. Buttabody. Buttavoice. Must have blown her way to a record contract. Ugh. Lee.
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