Where does Heidi Klum score on the Bastardly MILF Rating System?
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

We asked this same question while seeing Brooke Burke out with her daughters. Here we have a pregnant Heidi Klum out with her daughter... does she get extra hot points for being pregnant too?












Heidi's pretty, but her hotness took a downfall when she got with Seal. She's too hot for him.
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i thought she was drew barrymore in that 1st pic
she annoys the shit out of me on that little show of hers
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come on...the woman's pregnant with baby #3 and if you bast-ahds just take a look at some photos of your mummies when they were preggers, you'll see the intrinsic hotness of heidi klum. her show is annoying, though; it can't be denied. so are the people who watch it.
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It's all proof that all white girls love juicy dark meat. Preggo MILF score of 7 out of 10. Normal hotness score is now down to 6.5 out of 10. Come to think of it, now that she's a test tube for Seal, make that 6.0.
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I wouldn't mind poking soon-to-be baby Seal in the head
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I'd break her water
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10 years ago she was major hotness. Now, I am just not that charged up about her anymore.
Now Cindy Crawford! That's a different story!
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That is a seriously ugly baby.
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you can tell li'l boys must have found bastardly website by accident w/the racist ignorance displayed in here sometimes...at least MENTALLY speaking anyways...
heidi is what classic MILFdom is all about...the damn woman even makes a dude sport wood when she's a preggo...when she did that one vic's secret fashion show last year, NOBODY even suspected she was months along then...this is just a FINE-ASS woman...seal IS an ugly but LUCKY MF...he just banged that back out properly...don't hate...
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She's tainted meat. Mudshark.
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Another run of the mill white girl. Nothing special about her at all. But she is typical in that she likes that big black mandingo dick! Big Papi, don't be mad because she can't get a girl like Heidi and your only luck is one of the trailer park honeys down the road from you. Grow about 12 inches on your dick and you too can probably get some ass and not have your racist virgin ass on the internet, jacking off on your keyboard. Fucking loser.
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Heidi Klum is past her prime, and she isn't getting any hotter with Seal. Who cares if Seal is black and has a big dicks, there is more to life than sex. Most women don't care if you have an enormous penis, plus black dudes smell when they sweat. ewwww
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Heidi is absolutely stunning. You'd have to have ridiculously high standards and be fucking crazy to think that she's not. Not many women look as amazing as she does when they're lugging around all that extra baby weight. She's not done up whatsoever but she'd still kick the ass of 99.99% of the population in the looks department. Beautiful, beautiful woman!
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She is an example of a nasty slut. She has kids with two men. That is disgusting. One is an old ugly bastard, and the other is lets just say worrying. Fucking cheap nasty slut couldnt keep her legs shut.
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wiseman has some interesting comments... haha
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she is a 10
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she has always be a 10, now with that she's pregnant with those sweet milk jugs, she just went to 12!
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well, she is no match for elle macphearson. plus, klum is actually a brunette, unlike elle, a natural blond. also, elle has kept her figure amazingly, to this day, though she had kids too. plus the australian accent... I also think tyra banks is much much better looking even if a little curvier, than klum and giselle. tyra and elle are my two faves. the only thing about tyra, is when she opens her freakin mouth, she talks too much and too loud...
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I would shoot on her body but refuse to tube her after that turd. In fact I think I will keep wanking it, after all I am SUPER SPANKER WONDER WANKER )>----------
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shes fit bt nt as fit as she used to be :(
6.5/10
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whats with the ugly black dude. i grew up in the suburbs and was treated like crap from 5th grade to this very day. apparently love is blind, this is one ugly couple. i grew up in the suburbs and got treated like crap through elementary, jr. high, high school, and college, yet the ugly black dude gets the hot white chick. ive even been called the n-word, weres my hot white model wife? im a friggin 26 year old virgin. maybe i would have been better off in the ghetto
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bith gets a -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, along with everyone else who treated me like shit. thank you, know you deal with his ugly ass.
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She's Okay. Just Okay, but not as hot as the other angels...
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