The Hottest Bastardly Minute...Sarah Shahi Models her Undies!



This is one of those shoots where you know the photographer, assuming he wasn't gay (which would be alright if he was gay b/c I'm pretty sure Sarah Shahi could make him ungay (not that being ungay is better than gay or vice versa)), had amazingly crazy sex w/ Sarah following the last photo of this set. I'm talking the kind of sex that's sweaty & loud w/ lots of licking, kissing, biting, nibbling, sucking & all the other sexually charged adverbs you can think of. I mean, she looks just so unbelievably hot in each & every photo that I'm utterly speechless (besides what I've written above, of course).

Now tell me: Am I smoking crack or do you guys see what I'm seeing?

Anyway, there are tons upon tons of photos, so if you dig hot women w/ amazing bodies, have fun w/ this set!

And Bastardly Ladies: Tomorrow is Thursday & you know what means...

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Gorgeous!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:22pm
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agreed.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:29pm
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I wonder if these are airbrushed. they actually look "un-retouched" to me.. either way she's really pretty and likeable

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:29pm
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Blue Lace my thoughts too. They look untouched. She's beautiful.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:36pm
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i am gay, so i don't care .
but she reminds me my domestic servant .

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:39pm
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ouUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! TOO HOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

do IT People ban him. I know you can.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:50pm
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bastardly.com writers.....have fun moe and jackson !!! :)

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:54pm
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and magnum ban who ????

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:55pm
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lord. have. mercy.

if ever i doubted my bisexuality, those doubts have now been squelched.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:00pm
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see,the bastardly is here to help. and hello cori !!! :)

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:02pm
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indeed.
thank you, bastardly, for reassuring me that i'm still all about playing for both teams.
ha.

and hello right back, glimmer
:)

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:11pm
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my approval. 7 out of 10 on the bastardly scale.

i have a new supplemental erection rating system. She's worth three clicks of an ad. Max clicks = 6, min clicks = 0. Clicks are equivalent to inches. There are very few hotties that can stretch me to 7 or 8 clicks. Ha!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:12pm
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OMG. Yeh Eva who? Need to know more about this chick.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:15pm
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That's a banging body.
It's so proportional.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:18pm
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HC, normally we'd just choose the best from the set & post them, but everything was amazing about this one...

my bad, man!!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:21pm
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I have a stiffy.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:30pm
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Moelicious, you stopped posting when she was about to get naked, not fair!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:40pm
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*sigh* :(

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:55pm
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I can't stop looking. Need to go back to work.
Even the under arm stubble is hot.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:56pm
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brb gotta go to the bathroom.... ah that felt good. This bitch is hot!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 2:01pm
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Sarah Shahi was born as Aahoo Jahansouzshahi on January 10th, 1980 in the little town of Grapevine, in Texas and grew up in the small conservative town of Euless

Damn I used to live less than 5 miles away from Euless.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 2:03pm
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The room got steamy for some reason, gotta get some fresh air.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 2:27pm
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Yeah she's very attractive...very nice looking, great look.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 2:43pm
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Holy Fockin' Shit Batman! that was definitely a nice treat, this chick is so focking hot! thx 4 sharin' mang!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 2:50pm
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This girl is fucking hot,

Thank You BASTARDLY, I am going to add these pic's to my collection..
and maybe rub one out...........

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 3:16pm
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Yess!! she was on Alias! The girl who worked with Will and wanted to go out with him--"Jenny"..yup, that was her.. she was cute there, even better here with less makeup

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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Yeah, she's hot. And Yeah, She is prolly bangin it with the photog. Too many times I have been on shoots with pro and amature peeps. The likelyhood of her reverse cowboyin him is high. They all bang at one time or another. And if they dude has something they want (contacts, mag tears, cash) its a long, hard, hott ride!

Dig!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 3:38pm
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Like Beck said, "I think I'm in Love".

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 4:41pm
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jt what's a mag tears ????

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 5:10pm
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Hairy armpit alert on page 21?

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 5:21pm
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yes yes yes..................this is what we like to see. Some fine meat here.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 5:55pm
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I have no idea if this is the hottest bastardly minute ever. I mean there have been hot girls in the past. But she's definitely gorgeous!! Who is she? Haven't heard of her...ever? Weird.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 6:10pm
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My god. How many times is this hot ass female gonna get posted? I've messed my pants again!!!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 6:38pm
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back-to-back five-finger raters,huh bastardly...ok, i see your work...NICE...whew man,see this is what i'm talking about...she is smokin' hot...gotta break out the supersoaker for her...my special pants-sized one, that is...wifelike material here...

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 7:03pm
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Niiiiiiiccccceeee! LOL

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 7:46pm
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YUM

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 7:59pm
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I would lick any crevasse on her body. I'd make love to her so gently.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 8:24pm
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[Flava]WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW[/FLAVE]

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 9:25pm
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Papi that is SO creepy. even when posing for pics like that..I don't think any normal girl is thinking "random skanky men will want to lick me all over" >shudder

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 11:34pm
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All bad girls like a man with oral talents. Don't be afraid of the brown eye.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 11:43pm
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Gorgeous. And definately more than a minute. And worth it!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 11:52pm
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Is she like 4'3"?

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 5:03am
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She's gorgous. I agree with Big Papi, I'd lick any crevasse on her body and I'm not some “random skanky man”, I'm a chick.

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 9:14am
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Nice pitties on page 21, hahaha! I was about to say she's gorgeous, but now I'm rather put off...

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 9:52am
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the first picture w/ her kneeling looks like very very awkward posing

Thursday, October 19th, 2006 @ 7:48pm
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There are not enough pictures for me to be able to make a proper assessment!! Nope.

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006 @ 8:00am
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[...] For those of you who find this woman hot, you gotta check out this photo shoot. Thank us later. [...]

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 3:37pm
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she is a bomb, but she's got an ugly nose
but i'd still bang her!

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 5:54pm
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hi guys! i just came across this site and saw this beautiful persian girl, if u can contact her tell her plz that we miss her and all other iranians abroad in iran

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 @ 11:17am
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Thursday, December 21st, 2006 @ 3:18am
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ermmm..... but guys, her face is just SO manly.. strong, manly features... look at the 3rd page pic, its like a man with implants n bra

Thursday, December 28th, 2006 @ 6:50pm
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WIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD man!!!!! she's freakin wild! thanks a million for making these posts. i'm looking forward to her stripping in hollywood or playboy or whatever.. bottom line: she should strip! thanks a lot for giving us all these pics.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 @ 6:24pm
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[...] For those of you who haven’t seen Ms. Shahi’s famous layout (juiciest Bastardly Minute to date, mind you), make sure you check it out here… [...]

Friday, May 18th, 2007 @ 2:54pm
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She's hot, but is it me or do all these "hot girls" look the same? She looks a little like every hispanic actress out there. I'm tired of seeing the same girl over and over again. How about a new look people?!

Saturday, May 19th, 2007 @ 5:34am
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[...] you haven’t already, make sure you check out this photoshoot. All I gotta say is that I love this [...]

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 4:00pm
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I just got back for the Mexican Restaurant but I would have much rather ate her all evening!

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 8:14pm
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agreed

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 10:44am
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I'd make that pink taco my permanent residence!

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 1:11pm
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Gorgeous! And everyone knows that Jewish girls give the best head.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 1:39pm
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she has the typical inverted pyramide body with hips slightly narrower than shoulders but blessed with amazing tits and ass and tiny waist. She is the perfect example of the hottest "manly" body out there...haha (just making fun of all those fat chicks that put down this body type in favour of the wideload pear). Check out candids of her and you 'll see what I mean. This body type is usually blessed with curvy round bum.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 2:53pm
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I want a funky little jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper

For two or three nights
Wont someone send me a princess who bites

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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sarah shanti is really hot. after seeing her on nbc show life i thought wow! her face alone is beautiful and she looks sexy without even trying. after seeing the pictures of her on this site the rest of of her looks great to.

Thursday, December 6th, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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Very good...I think I'll stop coming here to the Bastardly...I'm slowly turning into a lesbian.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 10:04am
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I'd hit that. She is fucking sexy. Her face is stunning, her rack is even better but she's got no ass or hips.

Sunday, January 6th, 2008 @ 6:42pm
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She's so pretty. I almost want to go bi.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:36pm
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of course, my domestic servant is mexican .

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:40pm
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holy shit, 23 pages?
shes hot

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:18pm
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i would smash that

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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