Bastardly Hasbeen Breaking News! Sarah Michelle Gellar Shops @ Jeffrey NYC!



By the looks of how she's stopping to pose for the camera hounds, SMG is either a super kind celebrity or merely desperate for any sort of attention.

Also, the huge-ass-handbag trend is beyond me. If you're a socialite prostitute or for that matter, Winona Rider, then I guess it would be totally understandable, but why else would anyone in their right mind want to lug around such a huge bag?! Ladies...?

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Looks a little like Mischa Barton here( LOVE MISCHA!) all the hate posts about her are crazy. She is timelessly beatiful, with a unique fashion sense. She is her own person, and doesn't dress like an insecure attention getting slut. I'LL MISS YOU MARISSA COOPER!! RIP

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 11:34am
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biggest. bag. EVAR.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 11:41am
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i think she is jealous of Jessica Simpson...she wants paparazzi....aww poor thing...

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:08pm
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Looks alot like Mischa Barton .

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:10pm
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okay, so the gargantuan bag issue: though i, myself, am not an advocate of the huge-bag thing unless it contains diapers or devices for human torture, it was explained to me recently that the reason for carrying an enormous bag is to make the self appear smaller by comparison. it's the same premise behind slender girls hanging out with fat ones, except if they use a bag in place of a fat chick, they don't have to make conversation. really, this could be a positive development for men as well, because no one will have to "take one for the team" by hooking up with a beached walrus. so, men, celebrate the big bags, because they are better than big hags.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:18pm
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She's cute. I'd probably like to own a bag half that size, but I don't see the need to carry around THAT. Plus it doesn't match her shoes. Tsk tsk.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:18pm
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she's looking quite lovely lately! I would definitely notice her if she were some stranger walking down the street--gorgeous

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:34pm
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i wanna bang buffy

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:36pm
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She's no longer Buffy-licious. So sad. So sad. My wanker is now so disappointed. It can go on living.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:44pm
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shlea..wow..never heard that before..interesting....

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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I'd like her better out of those tight jeans.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 2:57pm
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I Really love her style

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 3:43pm
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If I were her, I'd start kissing Joss Whedon's ass and asking for my old job back. Notice how she hasn't done anything since she more or less killed B:tVS?

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 4:08pm
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She is a total hottie! I hate the boots, but I'd do her in every orifice.

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 8:39pm
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uhh...caitie, is it? i know you're probably like 14 yrs. old & all sweetheart, but have you ever heard of "the grudge & grudge2"? both of those spent time being#1 at the box office dear...that means BIG $$...K?? now go stuff your bra or somethin'...

sarah is lookin' mighty sexy here...got a certain smug look on her face that saying "you lookin' huh? damn right i'm still holdin' good in these jeans w/fuck-me boots.." and you too can STILL GET IT from me buffster...the deluxe package feat. facial love ending...

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 8:45pm
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awww sarah m gellar

luukkinn soo sexyyyyyy
omgosh i LUVV THIS GIRL
my favvv celebs

shez sexier then most of em

and acts good too

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 6:06pm
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According to Vh1's Top 100 (I think, I don't remember well) Fashion Don'ts... The big bag is a definite DON'T. However, people in Hollywood and the fashion industry are "too cool" to comply by the basic principles of fashion, such as "don't wear black with brown" or "don't wear a belt that doesn't match your shoes" or "don't wear big stupid ugly sunglasses that make you look like a fucking bug-eyed alien."

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 12:34pm
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I never really liked this girl, she was ok in buffy and kinda kinky in cruel intentions but that's it

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 1:44pm
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She can whip & beat the shit out of me anytime Buffy. Ops, I just got off while you were kicking me baby. Sorry I got cum all over ya!

Thursday, July 31st, 2008 @ 2:46pm
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