The Bastardly Midnight Snack: Melissa Theuriau Riding My...Bike!
Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Time for everyone to break out your lamest sex/riding jokes. Don't hold back, now...
And, as we do whenever we post photos of Ms. Theuriau, here are links to far more juicier photos of Melissa nude on various beaches...
- French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach Again!
- Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!
i don't even have a joke...
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Do you think Melissa would stop smiling if she put the seat back on the bike?
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yes yes yes........................That is what you call grade A* meat. Looks quite fresh.
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First photo:
The one who catches the most flies wins
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Mon dieu, mon dieu
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She's pretty and has gorgeous eyes, but she looks better naked.
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This girl could make so much money doing porn. She should quit that stupid news job and start doing girl girl flicks, which they could package with a tub of KY. I'd buy every one of them.
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Girl/girl flicks get tiresome to watch. She needs straight up hardcore!
This is a good looking girl! I'd toss her salad.
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She's hot! And she doesnt look fake!
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Hey Big Papi, you a homo? I'd much rather see her with another girl than with a guy. I dont like looking at penises. You must.
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I got a joke: Hey, do you wanna ride a bike?? yes?? well sit on mi d**k and pedal my balls. (Heard it from my cousin)
Is balls a word I should sensor as well???
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Hmmmm. Ce qu'elle a l'air succulante dans la deuxieme page. Oh Oui! Bottom line, I'd hit it for sure.
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She's hot!
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shes alright... nothing special
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My Dream Girl...Very Very Hot & Sexy....but i like her as so Cute & Charming...
I would like to C her face Early in Morning....B'caz she is morning Beauty....
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i am fairly positive even my wife would like to lick her pussy
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I love she
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