The Bastardly Midnight Snack - Gisele Bundchen goes to the beach!
Posted on Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 12:29am by Jackson
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Wow. Thats a fantastic ass.
I don't find her face all that attractive though, the body is amazing.
Gettin' a bit chubby there Bundchen, eh? Do us all a favor and disappear very quietly.
This dragqueen does not deserve to be bastardly.
is that a bag of dog poo she is running around with? =O
She has a fantastic body, even without the implants. As for #6 I don't recall her having extensions, the ponytail makes her hair look shorter. She still looks good without any makeup/photoshop, have you seen some of the other models candids? Alessandra and Adriana, and most others, look just as plain in the face when not done up.
looks like a man
Damn, that's a tight ass!!!
I lover her, even more for the fact her bein' a pain in your asses.
Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!
Ass what ass? That flat ass miss six o'clock white trash hoe? If you wanna see real ass, go look at Ashanti, Jessica Alba, Kylie Minogue,. I dont know if yall are blind or not. Her anorexic wonkey eyed ass. FUGLY HOE. Im glad Leo dumped her boy body ass.
I love how everyone names all these VS bitches the most beautiful women in the world, obviously you dont get out too much.
nice butt, even though it's small. i've always heard everyone call her the "voluptuous" victoria's secret model, but i don't see it. her boobs definitely looked a lot bigger in the catalog.
Its sad that she's not even 30 yet and her face looks worn out and used up. That being said, she's still a million times hotter than myself or anyone I know and I'm horrendously jealous.
She looks better with the war paint on.....
How can she be a supermodel????? Its some disturbing stuff. So any female with freckles, fake tits, a geezer face can be a supermodel??? What the fuck is this stinkin planet coming to.
i agress with wiseman with the geezer face observation, but the rest of her body is tight
Is it just me or does that dog look REMARKABLY happy?
The girl is not anorexic, not even close, she is healthy looking. #15 Albs's ass is no bigger than Gisele's and is actually smaller now that she has lost weight. I think people are just getting accustomed to bigger girls since there is a global obesity problem. The average size in US is 14/16, so girls in shape at 4/6 appear to be skinny. The AVERAGE girl in the US used to be what is now size 8!
what a fattie.
buttaface, hot body, but her face is fug.
She has an incredible body, yes. And the most perfect legs ever.
Her face...well...I think it actually looks more manly when she wears makeup, because it looks drag. When she doesn't, or wears less, she looks like a sweet and fun person to be around, especially when she smiles. Too bad she has a shitty attitude that ruins the whole thing.
Nothing but a nice pair of legs.
She is perfect! And her face is beautiful!
SHE IS THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN ON EARTH, SHE IS MY IDEAL, MY EVERYTHING!! I JUST WANT HER TO KNOW HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO ME, HOW CAN I SEND HER A MAIL OR SOMETHING, I NEED YOUR HELP YOU GUYZ
HELP IS RIGHT. SHES A CELEB. YOUR NOT. YOURE OUTTA IT IN YOU THINK. EVN IF U MET HER WAHT THEN?
shut it up you ugly bitches here.. you think you could say a word of gisele? think yourself.. you dont have that goddess body and face like her. even the vogue and elle refuse to photoshoot you even you want to pay you.. gisele.. she's a supermodel. you poor jealous person.. dont you have a mirror in your room? if you that poor.. let me buy a mirror for you.
Im changin mi views:shes indeed pretty well but shes not that incredibly amaxing...
zend, please send one generous offer of a miirror to yourself...
...live in a house of mirrors
You people are fuckin nutz, Giselle is and will always be the most beautiful woman in the world!!!!!!
1) I don't know it's the picture or not. She has a ugly face.
2) Ass? I'm sorry, am I missing something here?
3) No boobs. Ok, she has a ten-year-old girl's boobs.
4) She's underweigh. Look at her arms, guys like to touch something, I guess.
5) She is going to die soon cause she's underweigh. So, she's stupid.
what are you talking about?!? gisele is the most georgeous woman on this earth, and the legs, boobs, face and evrything are juste friggin hot!
sure, she isn't all made up when she goes to the beach, but are you?
if you happen to come accross this bombshell on a beach i'm a 100 percent sure you won't even think of judging the lenght of her hair...
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she's perfect, very beautiful face and body. if you don't think the same way, look at the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gosh i cannot ABSOLUTELY cannot believe she is adored by so many people
SHE HAS NO FEMINE BEAUTY AT ALL
She represents the sick obsession of a lot of people with thinness
Dont get me wrong I am not fat , I am thin actually. But I wished I was as curvy as beautiful model Laetitia Casta. Thats real beauty, not these anorexic bitches blech
She MAJORLY looks POSITIVELY EQUINE with that HORRIBLY UGLY HORSE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!
Not sexy body...I see a man with a bikini at the beach. How such an ugly woman can earn so much money...what an crazy world.
She's HIDEOUS.....
if she had a waist/hips and just a little blit more ass, she'd have a hot body. a man face, but a hot bod. as it stands now, she's just athletic and not sexy.
Ugly face. Not so pretty without the hair extensions and makeup, is she? Soon she'll be just another over the hill model. Not wonder she is so jealous of younger prettier models (she refuses to be photographed together with any model under 21).
A proper geezerbird.
Her buttcheeks are like giant dueling bags of ricotta cheese.
Give me Jessica Biel or Scarlett anyday over this...this thing...lacks it all except boobs. Her 15 seconds of fame is up..Scraggly ass hasbeen whore.
Indeed, she has a nice pair of legs. nniiccee
on second inspection, if you crop her head out of the picture on pg 3, it looks like a gay man's body. that's kind of gross.
A little softness would do her some good...it would take her from sporty to sexy. She does have an incredible body, but i will say she could use a little more up top and some junk in the trunk. OH YEAH, and a new head.
Umm- just not feeling it. Earth to her tit@ys: where's the beef???
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