Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Nelly Furtado & Jessica Simpson @ 2006 Teen Choice Awards

It took a while but we can now confirm that Nelly Furtado and Jessica Simpson engaged in some lesbian sex at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards...

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- Tara Reid is Still a Drunk [Yeeeah!]
- Text Messaging Famous Trash From the Road [Drunken Stepfather]
- Laura Bennett stands by cheating allegation [Tubewad]
- Borat in Amsterdam [Dlisted]
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- Anchorman 2? Woo-hoo! [Filmwad]
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- Watch & vote for absolutely hilarious commercials from around the world [VeryFunnyAds]
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- Matthew McConaug...Hey, I can totally see your junk [MollyGood]
- More Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]

- Absinthe! That shit will fuck you up! [Absinthe]
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- Hilarious G.I. Joe PSA Spoofs [Popoholic]
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- Boy George Is Queer [Glitterati Gossip]
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Nelly has definantely brought "sexy" back.

Id have that Canadian ham candied and swathed with pineapples.
OH MY!

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 4:36pm
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i'd cum inside both of them.

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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Holy Mother of God!
Nelly's dress is making my eyes spin.
**snuffs out the spliff and adds olives to martini in honor of NodakGirl**

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 5:05pm
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love nelly. shes hot.

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 5:14pm
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That Furtado bitch is dirt-assed ugly!

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 5:18pm
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Sorry, Bastardly, normally I agree with you on your lesbian pairings, but I think both of these bitches are ugly as sin. (Though I do have a cupboard full of paperbags with Jessica Simpsons' name on them)

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 5:36pm
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just how big are her legs? Jaysus-how does she find pants that fit?
OK, it's not that bad but is totally disproportionate to her top half.

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 6:38pm
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the mindless complaints about some of these girls is so hilarious...i, for one, clearly volunteer my face sitting & stud services to either or both of these bimbos...yes, it's the weekend baby & a bit cold in the east, so sexing these two together should warm myself & them up quite nicely...never forget fellas, variety is the spice of ASS-BUSTING...

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 7:39pm
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Nelly is waaay hot. French-Canadian, part Portuguese. Yes please ma'am!!

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 7:40pm
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Nelly is such a sell-out. It pains me to see her :-(. She used to be unique and original. Now she's a carbon copy of every other trashy pop star out there.

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 7:52pm
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Yikes, I did misread, thought wiki said she was born on the E. coast of CA! Says BC, more 'round my (birth) parts. My bad, my bad.
Anyway, still a good mix of genes!

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 8:01pm
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-HC:"fat legs"
-Jazzy:"That Furtado bitch is dirt-assed ugly!"

You 2 muthafuckers must be fucking queer ass faggots.

MrPinchy:"Nelly is such a sell-out. It pains me to see her :-(. She used to be unique and original. Now she’s a carbon copy of every other trashy pop star out there."

Who cares? Look at her body, all we need to know is that she's canadian, hot and promiscuous!

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 8:05pm
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I'd do both of them.

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 8:49pm
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i love nelly, she is gorgeous, and even though jessica is getting kinda overexposed, i think she is a beautiful woman.

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 10:01pm
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Nelly is lovely and talented! And as far as her body goes it is totally on point! I'm sure all the men in Brazil as well as AnyGhetto, USA, would hit that. Damn, so would I! As for Ms. Jessica...meh (Me no likey the blondes). It's getting cooler at night now so I suppose I wouldn't kick her out of bed. But Nelly is welcome at any time and during any season! LOL

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 10:21pm
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Ya NIGGAS needs to stop hatin' on my gurl Nelly cuz ya mad that you aint getting sum. So chill out with that mess muthafuckas. Oh yeah, Jessica is alright....to over rated to me.

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 2:17am
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Nelly had a kid, you know.

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 4:15am
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BankRoll......................YOU ARE A RETARDED FAG. Americans actually have an obsession for looks. All that shit plastic surgery they do over in the USA is too much. I didnt say black women are ugly, YOU DID. A black woman would look good if if its all kept natural, also like a blonde. Too many fake blondes in AMerica with nasty tits. YOU ARE THE FUCKING FAG. Who the fuck uses a term like faggot???? YOU ARE THE GAYBOY, so continue to guzzle on hamburgers and pretzels like the fat American jizz bag you are. Just enjoy looking at your collection of those vile creatures Naomi Campbell and Tyra Banks.

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 6:25am
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Hope you people are submitting this list:

yes yes…………….This is the list. They are all nasty things. Can’t get uglier than these vile creatures.

1. Naomi Campbell (Nasty attitude and ugly looking fake haired shit)
2. Lil Kim (Looks worse than a gremlin)
3. Tyra Banks (Fake haired, fake nosed piece of garbage)
4.Venus Williams/Serena Williams (They are both equally nasty creatures)
5. Paris Hilton (AIDS infested fake slut who guzzles jizz)

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 6:40am
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I dont get it...they are both ugly bammas...what the hell is wrong with you?

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 8:07am
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Wiseman is a racist faggot. SHUT the fuck niggggaaaa, no one wants to read your fag-hag thinking.......fuck ya niggas, I'm out!

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 10:47am
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Why do you say the word niggaaa isn't that sorta racist? I don't get why black people can say that word but if a white person said the other word they would get a beat down. Come on that is hypocritical...

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 11:49am
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Yes, I'm commenting here again because I have nothing else better to do at the moment. Actually I will have something to do with my time besides continue to be offended by the evil natured asocial individuals on here in about five minutes so let me make this short. Please don't continue to give these individuals a minute of your time because it is kind of obvious that they live off of putting others down to make themself feel some sort of distorted sense of happiness knowing deep down inside they're completely miserable. Also, blame the media for continuing to inspire hatred and ignorance. These people are prime examples of this. Instead of feeling anger towards them I realized that is what they want and if I continue to be angry, they win. I actually feel sorry for them as you all should. I'm out...for real this time.

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 1:30pm
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NikkyO...............YOU are the racist poofta.

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 4:44pm
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NikkyO..............I am not a niggggaaaa you stupid baboon.

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 6:14pm
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they are promoting teen sex and pregnancy, with their whore music.

i couldn't thank them enough.

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 8:49pm
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That's a big ass

Sunday, October 15th, 2006 @ 2:42am
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Nice big round onion, ripe for the pounding....

Sunday, October 15th, 2006 @ 6:59pm
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Her dress IS like an optical illusion, it's making her ass twice as big. They do both look good here though. Jessica isn't coked out her mind/opening her mouth as wide as she can/holding her daddy's hand? Take note of time/place, this doesn't happen often.

Sunday, October 15th, 2006 @ 8:44pm
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Nelly Furtado is being descriminated against unfairly by the print media. Why isn't Nelly Furtado as popular as JLO was? There is no hope of her being a style icon and you hardly ever see her picture in magazines. However, she has an infinately better voice, talent, and music than JLO. JLO's music style outdates itself quickly and is soft pop fluff. The reason is either because she is not considered as pretty as JLO or because there aren't many if any portuguese women in the media. I am a white woman but I think this is asinine. Furthermore, I have always thought that JLO is not that hot and looks like a man. Nelly Furtado I feel sorry for because the media doesn't want to show her face. She is just as pretty as JLO but with her own unique but feminine look. She doesn't look like a transvestite like JLO with her manly shape of face. Man, this really irks me because I love her music and she has been experiencing this descrimination since her first album while being so talented. She is still young, though. Really love Nelly Furtado. Let the media show her off.

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 @ 5:54pm
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hahaha u all fuckin wish....pathetic!

Saturday, November 18th, 2006 @ 12:03am
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they r both so ridable.so frickin hot.i need a wank

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 3:21pm
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jessicasn big hot sexy boobs complement nellys massive sexy fine ass.i wud do anything to have a threesome wit those absolute fuckin rides.i want them to suk my cok so bad

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 3:25pm
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if only ashlee simpson cud join in.dat wud be kinky.her nd jess licken the nipples off each other as me and nelly watch and suck/lick each other off

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 3:28pm
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Holy shit look at those calves on Nelly! Ugly

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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Nelly furtado is the sexiest woman alive... no bullshitin... I mean look at those legs and ass she is sooo fucking hot.. i would do her in a heart beat...and i would do jessica simpson to and all you stupid mtherfuckers who writes that they are ugly, i hope to god that you are´nt guys haha

Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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Oh god. I hope all that Fart-ado-love is sarcasm, because that hideous angular-faced thick legged whore needs to be dumped out on the street like an ugly unwanted kitten!

Sunday, August 26th, 2007 @ 6:59am
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yes, that dress is like one of those toys you give to infants. or an optical illusion. regardless, i will still masturbate.

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 4:36pm
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fat legs

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 4:58pm
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She is not french by any means, pure portuguese...holy ankles......

Friday, October 13th, 2006 @ 7:52pm
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I agree with anon they are both ugly take off all that makeup and they don't look that great.Kate Beckinsdale is a beauty...

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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