Jessica Biel @ Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Premiere
Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
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yummmmmmmmmmmm....................
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Judging by her white ankles I'd say she's taken up golf or tennis.
Bust out the fake tanner for Christ's sake.
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She probably has her shoes laced up too tight. But she's still hot.
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Looks good, played it safe w/ the black dress!! LOL!! But she looks classy.
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Don't like her shoes, but I'd do 'er
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She looks stoned.
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I'll stone her forehead with a nice big mushroom stamp.
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Yeah, those shoes are terrible...but otherwise...Miss Biel is looking supremely beautiful again.
...bitch....
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Nice!
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F the fashion review...LOVE this chick...great body, lips like suction cups, & killer ass...yep, gotta do the public sex thing w/her ASAP and often so we can be blogged too...
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She's great. But I've seen better of her. These photos don't even compare to her tight little horizontal blue stripe on white outfit she wore right next to her clone. This is a relative 2 out of 10 compared to that 9 out of 10 photo of her. Still, she's hotter than 95% of the other bastardly babes on this site.
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hell, i gotta give jess equal time w/anne too...my chain ain't hangin' low anymore right now...that's for damn sure...need to see those bikini shots of her again here real soon...better still, dig up the "lost" sex tape stills of her...know they're out there somewhere...
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Damn - She's hot
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I'd like to wrastle her. Hope she could kick my ass. Prolly could.
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check out web.mac.com/propaganda4 bitchez
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You could have had pics of Diora Baird, but settled for this skank. Turn off the television and stop brainwashing what little you have left.
http://images.google.com/images?num=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=diora%20bai...
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Wear a tighter dress and show off that booty! She works out enough that she should pretty much just not bother wearing clothing at all.
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back to the fashion review
the entire outfit stinks! fashion disaster.
every1 bashing the shoes but the shoes are the best part of the outfit.
id rather see her in those tight black pants-white undershirt and nike shox
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I still have to wonder how crappy she'd look if she had a normal job and didn't have the time to work out everyday for so long. Cause it seems like that's all she ever does.
She is cute, maybe beautiful. But, personally, I can't call her hot or gorgeous. It just doesn't seem right, cause she's not. Can't say anything about the outfit that hasn't been said already: it's ugly.
Oh and I know that Alba and Biel have the same breast size (B34). Ok that was pretty darn random.
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So, So Hot.
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i just like her.... she doesn't seem showy-offy and i dig that
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Fashion disaster? That is a pretty tame and classically cut dress. I find it a bit too gathered, but she looks perfect (and I am not usually a gushing Biel fan).
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eeeeeewww......you guys are all pervs. Wiseman needs to suck a dick and stop talking about girls like they are pieces of meat. Fat pig.... :(
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FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK u wiseman
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Buck....you and Wiseman....hahahaha classic
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Apart from the fact that she's wearing too many clothes ;) she looks fine to me.
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the shoes have got to go
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I hate half of you pervs here.......................
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Are there any bikini pics of this sex machine? Enough of this long dress bullshit. I want to see more skin on this ho.
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yo estuve ahi y la vi pasar enfrente de mi es mas bonita en persona
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jessica biel is hot but diora baird is 1billion times hotter
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yes yes.................I like the meat.
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