hmm...

she's cute.

and smart too!

i (think i) like her.... (eh... that sounded wrong...)

*see, real, you shouldn't let me comment when im sick. im being too nice...*

:(

She's ok. WAY too skinny though, it's gross. I wouldn't give her a second look if I saw her on the street.

not bad.

Pretty for sure. But disgusting personality ruins her. If you guys can't see right through this shit you're silly. She says shit like "I hate wearing make-up" so she disguises herself by photoshopping and tweaking her pictures to death. And she talks like she's all smart but then she takes pictures that sexually exploit her proving once and again she is just a dumb whore who wants to show the world how hot she is. Also just the fact that in the last few pictures she's sucking her gut in is pissing me off. I'm not saying that she ain't got a flat stomach, she probably does but you can tell that she is sucking her gut in. I don't know. Yes, she is definately attractive and good looking. But she's one of those girls that doesn't grow out of their superficial try-hard myspace phases and talks way too much shit.

skank

It amazes me howpeople here are sitting in front of their computer screen and bitch about every chick. and what's with "i'd do her"? I don't think she would do any of you in the first place :D

I like the girl. She is cute, sexy and a lil smart. I think everyone should post a name of any chic/celeb that he/she likes and can't bitch about, if that's possible. :/

Wow! What an ass!

@ moss: "Yeah, we can tell she has such high standards that she takes pictures of herself in the loo and posts them on the internet."

If you think you can get any girl who posted her pics on the internet .. please think again ;)

magnum,
funny stuff

why would I want any girl who posts her pictures on the internet?

Moss, why would any girl on the internet or on the street even piss on you if your dick was on fire.Momo.Senin if you didn't figure it out, she was taking the pictures herself. Duh flash,genius. Magnum that was funny shit,but at least this girl is making an effort. And she has a killer ass. Did I mention her nice turd cutter.

Buck:
Grow a sense of humor...genius.

she's cute, nothing stunningly special, but nice body and cute, nose looks a little bent, but it could just be the angle of the photos too. She sounds smart, and it not ugly.

YES!

A smart, hot redhead (that isn't me)!!!!

I'm a tough, but fair grader. She gets 6.9 out of 10. 7.4 if she showed some red bush.

She's seems intelligent, but doesn't strike me as super smart or savvy. But better than 75% of the bastardly ladies out there.

Cute, and on the border line of pretty, but not classified as beautiful or gorgeous. Body is juicy good, but in the early 20's, you just can't tell how she'll turn out in her 30's and 40's. 20's thin is 40 fat bomb.

Redhead firey sex "assumption" and generally non-anally retentive demeanor is a real plus. It shows she really thought about her answers. However, they are as contrived as all the other bastardly ladies. The cheating on taxes $3 mil. thingie means she has no morals. Which means the backdoor is open for business. Ha!

"That said I’m not easy by any stretch of the imagination…and seduction… laughable concept" ....now go look at the bikini pictures with my face cropped out and be inspired by my incredible brain!

um. cute, i guess...

get some windex. that mirror is filthy!

Cute...But no ass.

I like her, she's cute and you can tell she's an english major, because she writes really well. The only thing I don't like about her is the "I’m pretty much a mutt ( Welsh, Portuguese, Shoshone Indian, Swedish, Spanish, Irish, German, and French to name a few)". I can't stand when women claim to have 10 million different nationalities and mixes.

Fuck! Those last three pictures sum up this whole sorry episode. She knows she's a butterface and that's why she left it out. She looks like Barbara Streisand in some of those pictures. Fuck it still stings my eyes. Also redheads taste funny and if no one else is gonna say it - FIRECROTCH!

so I'm BLOTD ( no I'm not complaining about the comments - well not exactly) just wanted to clarify on the makeup bit ... I am wearing makeup in two of the pics-that's it...

^^^ she cares too much about this blotd thing.

That alone demotes her to a 5 out of 10. Probably high maintenance, too. 4 out of 10.

yes yes..................she has a nice arse. Her nose might need some surgery, but who the fuck cares?? Doesnt bother me in the slightest. Only saying that because some of you retards mentioned that.

Her face is being cropped out by the flash you fucking morons,she is taking a picture in a mirror she got the right parts in the picture.Senin,I have a great sense of humor just ask my shrink. Mossman, the feeling of warmth on your dick is something you will never feel,unless you warm up your inflate-a-date. It wasn't my sister I caught the herpes from,I fucked your mother, who got it from your father, who got it from your sister, who got it from the dog, who got it from you. Hey you gave me herpes you prick. Red on the head like a dick on a dog.

now, now guys. it's all good. it's all in the bastardly family. the herpes that is. ha!

as for her muttiness... that's all good, too. She's just like me. I got a pale white face, a pink asshole, green nipples, big yellow eyes, leaky brown nose hairs, tangy orange navel lint, crusty old brown teeth and a big black dick. I'm what you call a descendent of bastards (ten generations of horn dogs). Bastardly perfect for little miss red(head) riding hood.

mmmm...swoop. lol. very sexy description.

Swoop are you my mother in law.

THE GOOD

Take notice future Lady of the Day Candidates:

Bikini Picture ---check!
Photo in the bathroom, wearing bikini ---check!
More than one photo doing multiple poses ---check!
Showing off assets ---check!

THE BAD

Sending in b&w & heavily edited photos is a definite no-no. I mean, every one looks pretty hot in b&w...right? It tends to hide the bad, while not messing w/ the good.

Photo Quality is important. I mean, it's a photo for god's sake, so have the courtesy of sending something in which we can see detail

overall rating on this chick...

4.6/10----which is very good!! If you sent in better photos, you might've broken 5...

Take the suggestions into consideration & do a Round 2.

Buck Nasty.......................You have revealed your sick gay habits. Please keep them to yourselves.

Again I repeat & I will repeat every time you open you stupid mouth. Fuck you Wiseman!!

you know, she kind of looks like Chelsea Clinton--the cuter post puberty Chelsea.

Mild case of buttaface.

ass is so big

Re: 5. the sheep professor

You are a fucking romantic and I think I'm wet.

Go and eat shit Buck Nasty.

some of the earlier post mention is the pics vs her prose style image she wants to project contradictory(sp?)maybe. but can only celeb have this trait ??

and may having contraditions is juts being kari?? or is there a rule smart people can't show skin ???

look if she hadn't did the bikini shots whatever number of people would have posted saying similiar to 'what no body shots/i can't jugdge' etc....

show body shots and you a contadiction. yep as always it's no land in bastardly land.

well i want to keep my streak of lameless and being a pushover going. so this *another* blotd that gets me smiling. now, now don't worry i don't have $3 million/and i even liked her words too !!! :)

Fuck you Wiseman.

I love the top of page 3. She's a cute girl.

photoshop had a good day....nnnneeexxxtttt......

face is a no go. body's decent but nothing spctacular. it's damn obvious she was sucking in, whether she needed to or not. i liked her answers, but then the gauntlet persuaded me into believing that it was all just an act and she's actually not what she seems.

Buck, you're killing me....lol. What can I say? I need to vent my aggressions to make these fucking annoying voices go away!

Miss C'mon...look at my butt...c'mon...look at my butt!

angelfood- sorry I like photoshop ( kinda goes with the liking art bit) but I would be perfectly happy to oblige the bastardly community with more pics that have not undergone editing (p.s. for the record three of the pics have zero photoshopping)

Kit says, "Oh the price one pays for inherent curiosity."

I actually liked what you said for the most part...have to say a couple of times my curiosity ALMOST got the best of me...BUT why here? There has got to be a better outlet for inherent curiosity! I agree, makeup sucks, nothing better than a natural, light, tan to nix the need for war paint...but again...why oh why here? Photo shop is kewl when it isn't so obviously over used...you don't look like an ugly girl...at first...you came across okay...then it just kind of fell apart...

angel- I guess if my inherent curiosity gets the best of me a second time...I solemnly swear not to use photoshop :)
also for those commenting on the "sucking in"... I'm not- My rib cage is just very prominent due to the fact that I have Cystic Fibrosis- in the medical world they call it a "barrel chest"-sexy description no? lol
finally I dont care that I'm being ripped on, it's what I expected- just thought I'd put the facts out there
ciao!

Ayo finally a broad worth commenting on...I was waiting for Jackson to drop a gem on us...good look...

Kari... im tellin u, im the real dope... im the livin breathin walkin latin lou...i can hit u off with that babaloo if thats how u get it poppin... if i stood up this poor nerdy b!tch roomate next to me would get a lead pipe in his esaphogus... i havent a seen a body like this before on a bird of ginger hair flavor... shorty gonna get stept to real soon... plus your face is not only nuttable but cute... and you got that look like you want some Max Ricardo aka Tragic in you too...holla!

eeeh. i like my girls more anorexic.

chelsea clinton with a paris hilton nose job.

in page 2 pics she looks like a fucking prize fighter...looks like she broke her nose at birth.

"I’m pretty much a mutt ( Welsh, Portuguese, Shoshone Indian, Swedish, Spanish, Irish, German, and French to name a few)"

hon, you're not a "mutt". you're white with a sliver of shoshone indian somewhere in there. ...goddamn it pisses me off when people try to pick apart their ethnicity in an attempt to seem "exotic".

Somegay what are you 100 % asshole. Or part cunt on your mothers side.

Those pictures that show her face were photoshoped too death (high contrast, excessive blurring). You can't even see what she looks like originally.

barbara streisand nose :) but i like her answers and she's cute. it's just sad she decided to post her pics here.
english majors rule~
*yey* ;-p

one of the pictures of her is gorgeous. (page 3, picture 1)
the rest shouldn't have had the colours edited so much.
definately a beautiful girl, but the bikini photos look as if she is sucking in her stomach, and it's making the area around her ribs look strange.

but like i said before, beautiful girl.

Willa such kind words from a scurvy encrusted whore.

haha, nice one...#34 Buck Nasty...hehe.

Kari is stunning and seems intelligent, funny and witty. Plus, she has clearly given answers that are true to what she actually thinks and believes...unlike some other bastardly ladies who obviously give answers which they think are sexy, and are what men like to hear. I'm not a lesbian so I'm not sure what men find attractive, but if this is not it - then I have no idea!!!

I've been reading the Bastardly for about a year now, and I've never felt compelled to comment about anything/anyone but Kari.

PS...Kari, party at your place? I would be there in a second. England is so cold!

no way. she is definitly nothing special. her body looks good thogh

Very cute--and I think your personality helps bump it up from "plain cute" to "I'm noticing you now cute".

As mentioned by several others, clean your FUCKING MIRROR. Get your girlfriends to take pics...or even better, get them to do lesbo pics with you. BIG points for that.

I'm an average guy--not impressive to look at, but certainly not ugly either. A woman like you is appealing to a normal, open-minded, typical guy because you seem to be the same way--you're not intimidating, you're likely not too high-mantenance. You clearly have a sense of humor, even though there is a hint of bitterness underlying it.

You're probably a lot of fun to spend time with, which greatly makes up for your (perceived) appearance, medical, and self-esteem issues. On the other hand, when those issues get out of hand you're probably a major pain in the ass. (But really, show me ANY woman who doesn't eventually become a major pain in the ass.)

(Especially when she sticks her pinky in my stinkie.)

I'd like you to post even more pics...you're a pretty and strong woman, and you have a wonderful figure. You're bright and witty. Some stable, level-headed guy is going to fall deeply in love with you...and if you're really lucky, maybe some night in bed he'll tie a belt around your neck during lovemaking and strangle you just a LITTLE bit right at your moment of climax.

Oh.

And Eliza Dushku?

Yeah, you got serious points for that one, too.

Nothing great, but I guess I'd do her. I would have to bust her in the nose in an effort to try to reset and heal that crooked beak she's got. So it would probably be a grudge fuck.

This just might be the coolest chick in the world. I'd marry her.

Paps, you're such a fucking romantic.

I like her, I don't care much about bikini photos (I guess that comes with being a girl :P) but her answers make her sound cool, fun and smart. Even cool, fun and smart girls like to show off their bodies if they like them, deal with it.

I don’t think she would do any of you in the first place

Yeah, we can tell she has such high standards that she takes pictures of herself in the loo and posts them on the internet.

GOL DURN THAT"S CLASS RIGHT THERE YALL!!

How the hell are we supposed to know if that is actually her body in the bikini shots since they are all taken from then neck/shoulders down? The grainy photos can't hide the fact that you need RHINOPLASTY SOON.

Big fan of the multiple shots, and she's cute! C'on she's only 20, think about how you were when you were 20, you think you know everything and can take on the world!! U go get'em!!

She is pretty and all, but what she says totally contradicts the pics she took of herself. Hates makeup, is real, doesn't try to be anybody other then herself... yet every one of those pics was posed. Pretty, and good attitude, but don't try so hard.

Buck Nasty, I know you have learned to love the feeling of your dick being on fire but don't get bitter at me just because you got herpes from your sister.

The first picture screamed "shemale!" like an intoxicated sex tourist in Brazil, but then I read the text and looked at some of the other pictures. You're ok. Definitely not Grade A Prime Tenderloin, but somewhere above a Blade Roast. Is the paradise in Hawaii like Paradise, LV? (Full of hookers and slot machines? That would explain some of your outfits.)

*Yes Tori, as you can see, being too nice is a highly contagious disease. Get well soon baby!*

O and fuck you wiseman.

lol swoop

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

Great body.

I like you, Kari.

You kept your composure. Most of the BLOTD SAY they will in their answers, but completely fall apart when the comments fly. You did well. You're very cute too, btw. I, for one, am looking forward to round 2.

Scooter

Paps I know what you mean I hear those annoying voices all the time. Nope thats only my wife.See ya. Fuck you wiseman.

Buck Nasty is a fuckwit. Go crawl in your hole and die you pindick. She is very pretty. But I would punch her the moment I met her. She acts like she's sixteen.

I'd read Szymborska to her in the bathtub and then go deep.

Willa you are a jealous skank,I think she came off pretty good. Not done w/ the pics yet.

nice body...finally something worth gettin busted at work over!

amount of pics good
but trying way too hard
plus don't these chicks have any friends to take pictures of them

She forgot to also mention:
"Guys I just wanted for you all to know that I am totally above the stereo-typical women who flaunt their bodies like meat at a meat parlor. I am deep, I read Greek mythology, and study the diverse cultures of Africa. I am also a constituent and member of the young republicans of America, besides reading I enjoy poetry readings and book shops. I am not trying to prove anything to anyone, but did I mention I have a top 3% grade point average? Yes I strive my hardest to mantain my dignity, well with that all being said who wants to see shots of my ass wet?!?!!?! Yeah check it out! I mean look at my flat ass stomache I am totally above yall! Look love it! Like my leopard spots? I am tiger bitches! I fucking tiger!!!Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."

She DOES portray the "superiority through non-conformity and supposed excessive knowledge" aura. But....... whatever......... Magnum, good stuff! lol

just wanted to add...

although redheads aren't my thing, i like her more now that i actually had a chance to read her stuff. *cough*pardon my A.D.D.*cough*

the mirrors still need to be cleaned, though! ;-P

i applaud the effort but, uh, she rates kinda mediocre on the ball-tinglage scale...suggest an appt. w/dr.90210 for that toucan-like appendage on face...the former ashlee simpson even laughs at that...again, another example of a girl who feels a little overconfident physically thanks to her girlfriends egging her on to " go for it"...use that MFA for something hon, prince charming might be a bit late coming for ya

i kinda agree with willa about the contradictions, especially on the superficial front. The poses and the "im not really like this but, then again i am front" but yeah she got a great body, and seems attractive..........

i dont know, posing seems like there trying to hard and the photos are taken to try and show themselves as hot. Normal snap shots dont scream arrogance and show someones beauty in a moment of time.
god knows what im on about, im going back to my bad day..........

Oh, and you shouldn't suck your stomach in when getting a picture taken. Too obvious. And it looks like you have a nice body anyway, so again STOP trying so hard

She has a great body. Her nose doesn't bug me at all, either. Now SHE is one of the people that make a bad feature look good. Her full frontal shots are not too good...something's off. But she's not ugly, that's for sure.

The first few pics are real nice, she looks very hot! But...I don't know about the questions/answers...she's trying too hard to come off as a smart chick, I think.

I agree with Willa, especially because there is makeup all over her face so therefore she is a big LIAR.

Plus, I think she looks like an ugly Hilton sister (if that's not redundant)... she has Paris's ugly deformed lips and the pre-surgery nose job.

Her body is skinny, ok, that's about all that's good about it.

boring! next!

damn haha. i thought this one wouldve gotten it a lot easier. guess i was wrong

reminds me of siobhan donaghy.

Aloha! I like your pictures and think you are very pretty!

this is hawaiianwahine. If its not then its her identical twin.

Yeah,AlinaMaria,I agree.
It really looks like her.
Actuall,I really think its her.

yeah i reckon it definitely is too B.

Whoever she is, she is beautiful, I really go for the true reds, i just put her up for my fav...cheers

Yeah i like red hair too but shes dyed hers now.

Kari/hawaiianwahine, Looks like you've been rediscovered here. lol I think you should do another BLOTD. You are gorgeous!

not me guys! sorry! ...well not exactly - a couple are ( I'll let you guys guess which)....the rest are my cousin nikki ( the person who I'm guessing who submitted this)..and yeah I know we look ALOT alike ( we get "are you sisters/ twins?" pretty frequently).
just wanted to clear that up
I'm too much of a pansy to do BLOTD :)
aloha!

the same chick kari/hawaiianwhine