F'd Up Looking Lil' Kim Scaring People @ VH1 Hip Hop Honors 2006



Is it her eye makeup or did she just get some kind of eyelid cosmetic surgery right before arriving to the event?! Besides looking her-typical-scary-self, Lil' Kim just looks like she's in a lot of pain---almost as if the drugstore was flush out of Vicodin & Lortab painkillers.

Someone should do Lil' Kim a favor & hook her up w/ some heroin, coke & meth (yes all three. At the same time) so that maybe she'll consider OD'ing & thus fly away to the brighter, less painful, side.

Here are more photos from the event. Disclaimer: The Bastardly does not recommend you view them all at once.

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54 Scandalous Comments

oh my god she's so ugly...

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 7:50am

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

p.s. what is wrong with her chin, her nose, her eyelids? generally what is wrong???!?!?

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 8:50am

hehe, she's a female version of michael jackson

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 9:20am

Ow...this is just disgusting!!

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 9:55am

When Lil Kim first came out, she was actually cute but now she looks like straight up SHEEIT!

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 11:10am

What the fuck did she eat? A whale? She use to be good lookin'.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 11:40am

sadly this is by far THE BEST shots of lil kim i've seen in a LONG TIME..... take heed everyone: the dangers of plastic surgery......

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 12:15pm

hahaha SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 12:54pm

how is it possible to have fake saggy boobs? she looks cheap - cheap outfit, shoes, plastic surgery... i'm embarassed for her

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 3:34pm

are those dents on the sides of her nose from the plastic surgery? floppy, fake boobs?!?! yuck, man!

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 4:01pm

Good Lord, what happened to her!!!!

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 4:51pm

that is soooo nasty. My eyes, I gouged them out. God I feel sick.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 6:42pm

i've seen a lot worse...try shopping at walmart

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 6:54pm

She admitted herself awhile ago that she always wanted to beome a "black Barbie"...hence the horrific plastic surgeries. Like someone said before there was a time- A LONG TIME AGO- that she was actually sort of cute. She keeps going under the knife, plus the weight gain is not helping- and the results are terrifying.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 7:15pm

Lil Kim stilll looks better than most of ya niggas up here anyways...so stop the hatin' you bitches.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 7:38pm

NickuO: I'll stop the hatin; when ya stop CHIMPIN" OUT!

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 7:47pm

*vomits in mouth*

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 9:10pm

DAMN! And not the good kind...homegirl needs to hook herself up with a dermatologist. Her skin in so nasty and bumpy, you can see where her makeup is caked on.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 10:34pm
Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 12:16am

NickyO, eat a dick you fucking faggot. The bitch is a dumb ass bitch, with no self confidence whatsoever which is why she does all that shit to her body. So she doesn't deserve any sympathy, we have to be str8, she's ugly. When she came out with her first album, she had a pretty face, hell, I had that poster on my wall, but now she's fucking nasty, so shut the fuck up.

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 12:49am

why is she mean-muggin in every picture?

prison sure was hard on her

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 2:31am

yo...poor li'l butta(her new handle) needs some proactiv on that mug too...bump city...WTF kinda look is she goin' for...just bag it up baby, but leave the proper sized cutouts around your mouth & eyes please...enough to see the pretty contacts when it's THAT time..

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 2:55am

oh li'l butta, what the hell happened to you in the fed joint??...paris says,"mmm, pre-cancerous moles & teenage zits over botched plastic surgery...that's hot"

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 4:45am

Damn she looked better back in the mid 90s! Now she looks like caca on a stick!!

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 7:47am

"little" kim - fuckin bitch please, your eyes are brown, not blue. you tryin to pull a paris hilton?

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 8:45am

She doesnt look bad at all really, she's not supermodel material but shes hardly worthy of a bastardly "fucked up cam"

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 9:35am

WTF? Where's the GD BAG? Move this shit to Buttafaces.com
Aside from all the other nastiness, her upper lip is deformed.

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 9:38am

FUCK you niggas....ya all jealous of Kim's body....

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 11:24am

Hey NickyO......................you're a gay racist.

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 1:15pm

NickO. You can't be serious. If I looked half as bad as this bitch, I would've killed myself. And why would someone be jealous of her fat granny body? You must be joking..

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 1:48pm

she looks like a black Porky Pig.

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 @ 2:33pm

nickyO, or whatever your name is.... fuck u, and your mama, dumb bitch get a job!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:54am

44c, u r stupid as well... u white bitch..

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:56am

white people smell like dogs!!!! hahah

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:57am

Nicky O,

Please get serious...Kim's continued internalized self hatred has caused her to destroy her body and face. "Black barbie"? Get real! Filling your breasts with toxic waste and literally cutting off your nose to spite your face...FOR WHAT? How could a woman that considered herself so strongwilled and so in-your-face so easily conform to society's ideals of beauty?

The point in my tirade is this; the girl fucked herself up. The plastic surgery was excessive and not really necessary in my opinion. Come on, I too had her poster on my wall in highschool (yeah, the one with her squatting, legs open, animal print). What everyone is essentially saying here is that a pretty girl made some bad decisions and now...she's not that cute girl anymore. No one's hating on Kim, but this is just the sad truth.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:32pm

Lil kim is a prime example of someone who never loved herself. if only she knew how people laugh at her. That long chin, which she always did have, those unnatural perky lips, the alien contacts, the basketball breast, the plastic hair, the dent on her semi micheal jacskon nose is enough to break every mirror in her house. She should be ashamed.

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 2:21pm

Look at all you haters. Lil Kim is grogeous and you know it. She look way better than you even on a bad day. God don't like ugly so ya'll better pray for salvation. I bet all of you look hideous and want to sit back and judge people like that. At least be cute if you are going to talk about somebody. Who the fuck are you? You bunch of nobodies. Fuck all of you haters and your mothers should have just gave your fathers head because you are all poor of examples of human beings and may you get bit in the ass by a dog, hit by a truck and then set on fire. BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *out*

Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 12:25am

I CAN ONLY SAY ONE THING ABOUT PPL TALKING BAD ABOUT THIS NICE WOMAN FROM THE HEART !! GOD DON'T LIKE PPL BEING UGLY AND YOU GUYS WHO CAN SIT AND JUDGE IN SUCH A UGLY WAY !! LOOK IN THE MIRROR TO SEE WHO IS UGLY NOW !! SOCIETY IS ALL ABOUT LOOKS, WHAT PPL OVER LOOK IS THAT BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP.... ENOUGH SAID THIS IS A ONE TIME OPINION TO LEAVE FOR THOSE WHO HATE ON LIL KIM.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 12:29am

Lil' Kim ain't that little with he chunky 'ass legs!!!! She don't even look happy to be celebrating some awards night or something??? Be thankful, grateful for what yo got and then yo won't be so hard on yo self.... She needs to and others here need to lighten up for everyone's sake....no wonder we live in such a stressed out society....there is no love and concession for one another, everyhone's trying to be number 1..I think everyone needs to realise they aren't the best thing out there...everyone's just a part of the crowd and are basically the same.

Monday, November 13th, 2006 @ 8:03pm

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Monday, January 1st, 2007 @ 9:35pm

Those are just bad pictures. She's actually quite cute.
http://bloggers.ja.bz/katou/archives/gizmo.jpg

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 2:54pm

there was a small amount of time when she actually looked pretty. i think it was right after her first couple of surgeries. then she got a messed up nose job.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 8:08am

YEEEECH!

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 10:27am

frankencrack

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 12:50pm

THE SHOES! THE SHOES! WHAT THE FUCK!!

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 1:02pm

maybe she got messed up by an inmate...?

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 4:07pm

Hey number 8 fag.............DONT USE MY NAME YOU PIECE OF CRAP.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 4:53pm

Wise-ass-sman can't get any pussy so he a hater.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 6:50pm

with faces like this...they shoud rethink whole HDTV thing.

in pic 7 she has a wart she forgot to color black.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 7:17pm

WHAT THE *(!@&&^ is that...O_O.
Poor you, theunderpantsgnome.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 7:40pm

yup...the black Christina Augulera. and that's not a good thing. for either of them. at all.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 7:50pm

BankRoll/WankRoll......................Stop using my words you spastic. Think for yourself you disgusting creature.

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 7:52am

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Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 1:50pm

Thats is some PROPER nasty shit there. Looks like a cross between a baboon and an orangatang.

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 4:54pm

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