Bastardly Sexual Relations: Lindsay Lohan & Karl Lagerfeld Get Dirty
Friday, October 6th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Just b/c the old man is gay doesn't mean he doesn't like to enjoy the occasional sipping bodily juices from the body of a 20year old socialite whore?! After all, who the hell knew Mark Foley had an AIM account & was a dirty talking, child molesting alcoholic who himself was molested by a clergyman in his youth?
W/ that in hand, close your eyes & fantasize about this Bastardly Sexual Relation...
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i thought karl had class...how does he get along with this stupid whore? i think that he uses her only to stay in the highlights.he doesn't really like her.
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Only a matter of time until this chick is in Playboy... or perhaps Hustler or Penthouse. I can't wait until her and Hillary Duff are washed up has-been actresses with no money and decide to do a lesbo spread in Penthouse. Its only a matter of time.
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*projectile vomits*
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lindsay's right index finger looks like it's been in a dirty place =)
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ya, in karl's ass.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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bring back the Alba
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Yucccck
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i really hope he had anal sex with her. :)
and a finger in the ass/sure why not ! :)
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Why are her brows always so messy and unkempt?
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