Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Jessica Simpson & Eva Longoria @ opening of Ken Paves hair salon
Posted on Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 8:31am by Jackson
Hmm...well, this only makes sense since Eva Longoria ain't w/ Tony Parker anymore...but not sure if Jessica is bumping uglies with the possibly gay (but not like there's anything wrong with that) hair dresser dude.
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Change it to Longwhoria.
Simpson's fundus looks edible in those jeans.
jessica's crotch is positioned too high for me, low crotches are sexier =)
my kingdom for one of those cartoon 16 ton weights
Those pants make Jessica's vagina look fat.
jesica looks good, eva is not pretty, she looks like a rat
ewwwwww... jessica's crotch area looks ODD, man!
looks like they could just curl up and lie in each others arms kissing for hours.. no sex.. just kissing..
simpson looks good.. longoria looks ok...
seen them both look much better!
still very hot but
yes crotch looks funny.. get over it.. shit happens.. nick didnt leave her cos she grw a d!ck
HOT
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