Where does Brooke Burke score on the Bastardly MILF Rating System?



We first asked on the Kari Wuhrer post if a Level 10 MILF exists? Here's Brooke Burke spending time with her daughters aside from looking hot 24x7. So I ask, as MILFs go, where does Brooke fall on the Bastardly MILF Rating System?

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28 Scandalous Comments

with make up: 7/10
without: 2/10

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 8:51am

That stuff has been used and abused thoroughly. She's produced a couple of sprogs so thats some nasty shit there.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 8:56am

oh these domestic stars get me so hot!

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 9:30am

Wiseman the"sprogs" are part of the MILF thing genius. MOTHERS I'd like to fuck. These pics. don't do her justice,she's got a awesome body even after 2 kids. 8 on the milf meter for me.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 9:35am

i like the way she works that spoon
it makes me all tingly

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 9:59am

Buck Nasty that thing has been used and abused brain surgeon. Why the fuck would you want to stick your dick in there??? Another mans allready emptied his shit in there. Disgustingly disturbing.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 10:51am

she looks like a happy mother. and even when this bitch is at the top of her game she looks has the face of a dutch midget with great tits.

MILF RATING: 4 (and thats being generous)

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 10:52am

u have a lil sister or brother???? i hope u hav a sexy lil sister abut 9 or 10 yrs old i so fucking lonely. i luv ur innocence. u stil dont have brain like me u i know u neva seen truly graphic violence like me. u neva seen the pain of world and how we all suffer. . i seen animals tortured i seen rape i seen murder. i live in fucking hell every nite i fall sleep 2 the sound of screaming and gunfire. u a spoiled lil rich euro white teen livin in the suburb in nice house listen 2 love songs and watchin happy tv shows. u not know pain. u neva seen women wit their faces their face smashed up against a pane of glass and held there wile fuckers sit behind and masterbate 2 her face. blood and spit and tears run down the glass and her pretty face look all disfigured. ppl film it so they can masterbate to it later cuz ppl like 2 see the pain. u neva seen ppls yellow fat oozing out of knife cuts. u kno it is actually good 4 them?? the fat bulging out the skin seals the blud and stops them from bleedin 2 death.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 10:56am

Morehamhead do everyone a favor & stop the suffering ,end it now, before your next post please, do it where no one can hear you,I would hate to hear some poor parametic had to give your vile ass mouth to mouth & saved your stupid worthless life.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:34am

Morehamhead.......I dont know what to say to you.

Buck Nasty................I only target the fresh ones. There are plenty of fresh 20-25 year olds. So I take it you like to fuck the diseased ones that have had 100's of loads shot deep in them??

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:44am

The babes must be falling all over you with that attitude.You might as well go with Moreham head & his 40 virgins.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:59am

morehomaed is like marylin manson
all faux-shocking doom and gloom
but drives home in a beamer
cooks a string-bean casserole
and watches Grey's Anatomy

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 12:24pm

Buck Nasty.........YOU probably have aids after your habit of fucking sluts. Carry on you sack of shit. Oh yeah you may aswell fuck donkeys and sheep.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 1:04pm

she's just average cute...plenty of better looking mothers i see on the streets of nyc

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 2:40pm

Wow another dog fight.
Wiseman enjoy your dream world filled with fresh 20 - 25 years olds.
It's been nice visiting with you, but I must get back to earth.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 3:06pm

Wiseman, I already told you once I am not fucking your mother!
Not even with you sisters dick.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 4:27pm

The title says it all...20-25 year old are bigger sluts tan older women without the experience and not as hot as brooke. Therefore i determine wiseman has never even seena boobie in real life or even talked to any of these "plenty of 20-25 year olds". My advice. go get some pussy.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 5:08pm

Buck Nasty....................Are you serious??? You fuck your mother and sister??? You and your brother spit roast your sister and then suck each other off?? THATS FUCKING SICK YOU QUEER. hahahahahahahhahahahahaha. YOU SLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUT.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 5:14pm

Brooke is still fine.

Day-job rating - 7
Leaving the Make-up truck in a string thong - 8
With Moreham's lifeless body in the corner - 10

hurry up wid dat.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 5:15pm

MILF? If you want a 10, look no further than Kate Beckinsale! 10+

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 10:13pm

I like the kid's expression in photo #1. That's so adorable. That automatically makes whoever the mommy is a 10. Yeah, you can have some of the stuff I'm smoking today.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 10:22pm

no pushing involved with her...next pregnancy, the kid will just fall out.

4/10...for the titties and experience.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 10:43pm

I want to know where I can score some of this videos with heads being smashed up against windows while the gang bang tubing takes place. Plus we can do with out the fake ''no speakey English'' diatribe. Where machine guns blast in the night, while rebels dance around Ed Gein Style in suits of skin. OOOOOHHHHHHH TOOOOOO SADDDDDD.

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 10:47pm

WISEMAN YOUR A COUVETOUS HOMOSEXUAL AND PROOF OF MOREHAMHEAD YOU BOTH SOME UP YOURSELVES WITH YOUR INCOHERENT HUPLA-BULLSHIT PLEASE STOP LIVING DO US ALL THE FAVOR, MASTURBATING IN THE OCCULT IS INTOLERABLE

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 2:32am

WISEMAN IS DEBAUCHED, PROOF OF MOREHAMHEAD A MENDACIOUS INDIVIDUAL TO HIMSELF AND TO OTHERS AFFILIATED WITH HIM AND HIS INSECURITIES

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 3:02am

Wiseman, you must be fucking 10-12 year olds if you are only screwing shit where no man has ever been. Or fucking ass male or female.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:36am

And no Wiseman I am not fucking your mother.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 12:04pm

Or your fathers snatch,Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddyyyyyy.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 4:29pm

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