Bastardly Jailbait Warning: Helen Flanagan @ The 2006 Inside Soap Awards



I initially had this chick categorized in our "Needs to do Playboy" category. In doing so, I did a whole write-up PRIOR TO taking a walk to the Wiki & finding out her age. It's painful deleting really funny stuff, but oh well.

Another angle: Why do girls need to dress like they're gonna go whore themselves in front of the corner 7/11?! Come on, now! What the fuck do they expect Members of the Horndogg Community to do? Look the other way?

Anyway, here's what the Wiki has to say:



Helen Flanagan (born 12 December 1989) is an actress from Bolton in Lancashire who plays Rosie Webster in Coronation Street.

Helen has one brother and two sisters. Her mother is a nursery nurse. She currently attends Westholme School, an all-girls private school in Blackburn, Lancashire. [Wiki]



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32 Scandalous Comments

Ok besides the fact that this chick is hot, I just wanted to point out to everyone that Wiseman will probably disagree and say she isnt. Why? because men that love men cant possibly love any women.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 10:40am
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i've been saying it for a while now, I NEED THAT DAMN LIST OF COUNTRIES WHERE THIS SHIT IS LEGAL.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 10:52am
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peopple born in 1989 are 17... so only one more year... actually shes born in december so one year and a bit

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 11:17am
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YA, THEDUDE, FUCKING 1989!!!

I couldn't believe my eyes, too.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 11:21am
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I'd do the licky sticky with her, next year of course.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 11:25am
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What da fuck are you people worrying 'bout legal!!!! she has NO ass, NO tits, NO hips but, i'd do just cause she looks like a whore.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 12:20pm
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Some places like New York Isn't 17 legal?

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 12:42pm
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nice body! UGLY face!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 12:57pm
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she is hot eithout a doubt. Although she already starts to look like a slut. and this is not a good way with 17.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 1:09pm
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She would look good without all that shit on her face. Oh yeah, Magnum you are gay so fuck off.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 1:19pm
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Moe, you dirty old (whatever you are). There should be a new term for this. We have MILF. How about JILF (Jailbait I'd like to ...) or TTTF (Ten to Twenty F)? There's a certain golden threshold of hotness that has to be achieved to warrant a TTTF label.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 1:33pm
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with all due respect, swoop, i think the term "JILF" is redundant since "jailbait" already implies interests of a carnal nature

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 1:42pm
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WOW, i feel like i should get arrested!! ;p

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 2:19pm
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Too young to be dressed like this.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 2:24pm
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this chick has gorilla feet...

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 2:34pm
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Has a lot of potential

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:35pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:56pm
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u dont kno wat to do wif ur developing sexuality lil bitch. let me show u i crush that lil pink dick in my powerful hands i crush it while u cum and orgasm. u think is bad wat i do 2 animals??? u come here and do it wif me u will like it if u try it!!! i wish i can get some tiger cubs 2 kill but i cant so i settle 4 kitties and wild raccoons an things. i kill them real slow and masturbate i like to watch them dieing after i rape them. i stab them through the middle on a big stick them tether them to the ground while they scream and bleed. then i fucking rape them while they die. sometimes they r dead when i am done sometimes they r not and then i so happy cuz i can fuck them again before they get cold!!!! then i would take it out of them and shove it into u!!! i wanna make u suck on it so u can taste ur animal friends blood and feces on my dick. maybe ill do the same 2 u i will impale u on a sharp steel stick and pound it in the ground then rape u while u r so sweet and helpless and bleeding and crying. but i don wanna have u die cuz i luv u so i will just do it through ur arms and legs. u will b ok 2 fuck again another day!!!!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 7:56pm
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She's from England where the legal age is sixteen.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 6:25am
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From now on anytime I see Magnums Name IM just going to skip his post and not even bother reading, He is truly a sick, disgusting fuck. He needs to see a priest fast and get that demon taken out of him.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 10:51am
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OK she's only 16 and already dressed like a whore. Definitely going the right way for British soap stars.

Seriously though, maybe a bit less make-up next time and a better dress. The dress looks cheap and she doesn't have the figure (ie hips and tits) to pull it off. And the first pic on the last page is a really bad pose, makes her look like her stomach sticks out when it obviously wouldn't.

Overall she's pretty (again she's only 16) rather than hot. Ugly shoes too.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 8:34pm
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Thanks, now I'm going to hell.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 8:06pm
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shez hot
she could tone down da eye shadow a bit
n make it golden
or something
i think smokey eyes/bedroom eyes wud luk hot

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 8:31pm
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you sick nerds shut up.. ive done her so haha!

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 @ 7:38am
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All I'm going to say is, 1989!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 10:45am
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Gorgeous eyes( might be fake)..ugly dress style and nails. Face...meh....pass..

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 11:23am
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She looks like she watched Ice Princess one too many times.....

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 12:29pm
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1989!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 10:45am
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1989!!! Holy Shit Batman!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 10:46am
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I would like to move to a country where she was LEGAL. Dayumm hot!!!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 10:47am
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There's better pics,

Either way I want to stick my dick in her BJ mouth, I bet she sucks like a pro, she looks like a dick sucking slut.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 3:10pm
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iff she is old enough to flash it she is old enough to be leared at

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 @ 10:42am
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