Bastardly Fashion Rating: Ana Beatriz Barros @ The Departed Premiere



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Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:06pm

doesnt look as hot as usual

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:10pm

I see acne and rough knees....she must have been getting skeet on while giving blowjobs....

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:11pm

not head to toe beautiful..prolly do her from the knees up...

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:19pm

Adriana Lima is probably better.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:48pm

Americans should kill themselves now. They are a bunch of shallow fat bastards. They are fat arseholes who are a waste of space. This planet needs to become extinct, so why fucking increase the population? The ugly chinks and Indians are doing that as it is. ALL HUMAN SCUM PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES NOW AND KILL THE NEAREST ANIMALS ASWELL.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:54pm

Morehamhead,

This is not the place for that. Besides what do we win if we kill ourselves?

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:56pm

You winthe chance of coming back to earth as a prophet like myself.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:57pm

Let me officially declare that I'd pee in her butt. This is one SMOOOKIN' broad.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:03pm

In these pictures doesn't she sort of look like Mischa Barton? Or at least remind you of her?

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:11pm

kind of like a "healthy" M Barton...yeah...weird huh? they could be sisters...I think it is the tan for me...she just has a healthy glow not crispy fried look...kind of glowing/radiant

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:20pm

I actually think angelfood is a crazy Christian Jewbag islamic brainwashed soul that will end up in the gutter.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:23pm

ATTA BOY PAPI...HOSE HER DOWN 4 ME TOO...

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:27pm

She's got beauty, not garish sex bomb smack my boobs in your face wowza-bility. She's a take her pie home to Mom mmmm mmmm good woman.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:33pm

GOT IT ALL PLANNED OUT DONTCHA SWOOP?

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:52pm

You silly ass Americans wouldn't know what beauty was if it hit you..your so used to cookie cutter blondes and play boy sluts. Shut your fucking mouth and leave Ana alone. Believe me, you'd be breaking her knees just to talk to her if you met her at a bar.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 8:42pm

IF I FOUND HER IN A BAR HERE...OF COURSE BUT NOT LIKELY SO WE THROW HYPER CRITICAL BARBS @ CHICKS WE'LL NEVER MEET...SHE TOO WILL BE WRINKLED, OLD, AND YESTERDAY'S NEWS...SHE PLEASING TO THE EYE RIGHT NOW THO...

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 8:54pm

Don't you towel headed sheep fuckers have a Mosque to bomb or something get off the fucking internet before Unc. Sam nukes your hairy ass.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 9:41pm

O yeah she is hot.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 9:42pm

Overrated!

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 10:45pm

Woooo! Ana is definately drop dead gorgeous, despite any weird clothing she may be wearing!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 6:38am

Not bad for latino-brazilian.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 7:49am

note to ugly hook noses paris & nikki and hideous fug kim stewart: this is what a REAL model is supposed to look like. Look Paris, both of this chick eyes are actually the SAME size. Imagine that.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 10:31am

Great skin, great hair, great face and body. Ugly knees, feet ant fingernails, though((

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 1:14pm

Ana Beatriz is so gorgepus. I love this woman.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 9:45pm

There's always an idiot who will say "overrated"
She's a smoking hot borad, like Big Papi said. Ugly knees...wtf? And yeah big feet. Who really cares tough.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 10:29am

I thought she was sooo beautiful till i took a flight with her to Brazil....She's gross and sickly in person. I was shocked.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 9:58pm

she's great except being yellow.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 6:48am

she's stunning. i find her to be the prettiest model. only after adriana, of course.

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006 @ 2:04pm

those melancholic eyes........

i think she is better than adriana, adriana acts a bit cheap

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 7:41am

wow! I think she is one of the prettiest women I have seen on the bastardly...gorgeous eyes, smile...fugly dress-print but good colors for her...overall just beautiful...I am surprised ya'll weren't jumping on her!

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 6:23pm

me thinks prophet is living in lala land and just jealous of the prosperous western civilization...go pray to your god or whatever you do to ensure you stay in lala land...isn't it a sin to be on a computer for your religion or whatever? here - have a glass of wine and some beef... ;>

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:07pm

better a gutter in America than anywhere else in the world ;>

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:25pm

Oh, I love that dress too-- especially when it is lying on the floor soaking up all her wet sticky juices.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 7:34pm

AND BENDY I WISH...

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 8:55pm

needs more curves and more muscle in the legs (those knees are just absurd) gorgeous face

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 @ 10:54pm

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