Bastardly Fashion Rating: Ana Beatriz Barros @ The Departed Premiere
Thursday, September 28th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex

- Victoria Beckham's Breasts Are Ready To Pop [HollywoodTuna]
- Kate and Pete Up in Smoke [Yeeeah!]
- Paris Hilton Dancing in Europe [Drunken Stepfather]
- Meet the New 'Bachelor' Women [Tubewad]
- Anna Nicole Smith & Howard Stern Married!!! [Dlisted]
- Shakira is Oral [Fatback & Collards]
- Meet the Freaks on Comedy Central's New FreakShow [Comedy Central]
- Does Alicia Silverstone make you “Horny or Not� [Horny Oyster]
- Owen Wilson serenades Kate Hudson [CityRag]
- Melita Toniolo / "Miss Maxim (Italy)" - September 2006 [GorillaMask]
- Something about 'Mary': Johansson [Filmwad]
- Scarlett looking sexy. Again. [UseMyComputer]
- Check out the new Martin Scorsese flick w/ Matt Damn & Leo D. Craps [The Departed]
- Monica Bellucci is Pretty [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Who Has More Hair On Their Face? Matthew McConaughey Or The Dog [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Mary Kate isn't hiding. I kid you not [MollyGood]
- Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson: Together at Last... At Last [Egotastic]
- Throwing a huge party? Want to sleep w/ that hot chick that might show up? ABSINTHE is alcoholic drink with hallucinogenic properties. [Absinthe]
- Sienna's Forgotten How to Wear a Dress [Cele|bitchy]
- Guess The Celebrity Squeezer [Popoholic]
- Gwyneth and Beyonce New BFF's [A Socialite's Life]
- Kendra Wilkinson struggles with coherence [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Ana Beatriz Barros Does 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
- Ana Beatriz Barros & Adriana Lima Do Photo Magazine
- Ana Beatriz Barros, Adriana Lima & Photo Magazine Have A Threesome. Again.
- Ana Beatriz Barros in June, 2006 Spanish Elle Magazine
- The Bastardly Minute With... A Smoking Ana Beatriz Barros in B&W












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doesnt look as hot as usual
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I see acne and rough knees....she must have been getting skeet on while giving blowjobs....
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not head to toe beautiful..prolly do her from the knees up...
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Adriana Lima is probably better.
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Americans should kill themselves now. They are a bunch of shallow fat bastards. They are fat arseholes who are a waste of space. This planet needs to become extinct, so why fucking increase the population? The ugly chinks and Indians are doing that as it is. ALL HUMAN SCUM PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES NOW AND KILL THE NEAREST ANIMALS ASWELL.
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Morehamhead,
This is not the place for that. Besides what do we win if we kill ourselves?
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You winthe chance of coming back to earth as a prophet like myself.
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Let me officially declare that I'd pee in her butt. This is one SMOOOKIN' broad.
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In these pictures doesn't she sort of look like Mischa Barton? Or at least remind you of her?
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kind of like a "healthy" M Barton...yeah...weird huh? they could be sisters...I think it is the tan for me...she just has a healthy glow not crispy fried look...kind of glowing/radiant
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I actually think angelfood is a crazy Christian Jewbag islamic brainwashed soul that will end up in the gutter.
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ATTA BOY PAPI...HOSE HER DOWN 4 ME TOO...
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She's got beauty, not garish sex bomb smack my boobs in your face wowza-bility. She's a take her pie home to Mom mmmm mmmm good woman.
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GOT IT ALL PLANNED OUT DONTCHA SWOOP?
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You silly ass Americans wouldn't know what beauty was if it hit you..your so used to cookie cutter blondes and play boy sluts. Shut your fucking mouth and leave Ana alone. Believe me, you'd be breaking her knees just to talk to her if you met her at a bar.
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IF I FOUND HER IN A BAR HERE...OF COURSE BUT NOT LIKELY SO WE THROW HYPER CRITICAL BARBS @ CHICKS WE'LL NEVER MEET...SHE TOO WILL BE WRINKLED, OLD, AND YESTERDAY'S NEWS...SHE PLEASING TO THE EYE RIGHT NOW THO...
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Don't you towel headed sheep fuckers have a Mosque to bomb or something get off the fucking internet before Unc. Sam nukes your hairy ass.
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O yeah she is hot.
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Overrated!
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Woooo! Ana is definately drop dead gorgeous, despite any weird clothing she may be wearing!
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Not bad for latino-brazilian.
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note to ugly hook noses paris & nikki and hideous fug kim stewart: this is what a REAL model is supposed to look like. Look Paris, both of this chick eyes are actually the SAME size. Imagine that.
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Great skin, great hair, great face and body. Ugly knees, feet ant fingernails, though((
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Ana Beatriz is so gorgepus. I love this woman.
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There's always an idiot who will say "overrated"
She's a smoking hot borad, like Big Papi said. Ugly knees...wtf? And yeah big feet. Who really cares tough.
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I thought she was sooo beautiful till i took a flight with her to Brazil....She's gross and sickly in person. I was shocked.
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she's great except being yellow.
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she's stunning. i find her to be the prettiest model. only after adriana, of course.
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those melancholic eyes........
i think she is better than adriana, adriana acts a bit cheap
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wow! I think she is one of the prettiest women I have seen on the bastardly...gorgeous eyes, smile...fugly dress-print but good colors for her...overall just beautiful...I am surprised ya'll weren't jumping on her!
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me thinks prophet is living in lala land and just jealous of the prosperous western civilization...go pray to your god or whatever you do to ensure you stay in lala land...isn't it a sin to be on a computer for your religion or whatever? here - have a glass of wine and some beef... ;>
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better a gutter in America than anywhere else in the world ;>
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Oh, I love that dress too-- especially when it is lying on the floor soaking up all her wet sticky juices.
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AND BENDY I WISH...
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needs more curves and more muscle in the legs (those knees are just absurd) gorgeous face
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