Bastardly MILF Rating: Melissa Joan Hart
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
These were snapped @ the March of Dimes Annual "Baby Love" Event
Her kid is pretty damn cute, but she should really stay away from these events or simply not be photographed b/c it's just not working out. I'm sorry I have to be so damn harsh, but we gotta call it like it is.
Melissa, your rejection letter from the Bastardly MILF Institute is currently in the mail. Please get some surgery and reapply.
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I have to be honest here.....no point living in cloud cuckoo land....................BUT THAT IS ONE NASTY FAT FRECKLED GINGER BITCH. What the fuck has happened to this ho from the days of Clarissa explains it all??? Yeah she's been fucked like the cheap slut she is and has produced a nasty little vile sprog.
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She's lost the baby weight pretty fast. She doesn't come close to cracking my top 10, but I'd hit it. The shoes suck though.
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not hot
she looks like beaker from the muppets
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it looks like she lost all the fat she gained while pregnant except for the gain in her chin...how did that happen...weird...too bad...her baby is a cute little munchkin though...
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I've always thought sabrina the teenage witch was a pasty, blocky mess. Now it's only gotten worse.
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nasty cunt...that tatoo on her foot doesn't help the situation either...I feel bad for the guy who has to suck on those tree trunks for calves....no doubt this chicks got cobwebs in the crotch...
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She is ALREADY a gragoyle. Miss Hart's 15 minutes is up
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She looks dreadful poor thing.
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Lazy eye...chin and neck roll into eachother... but cute baby.
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Donkey...I agree. I don't care for the slut stamp on her foot. Tattoos on chicks are not my thing. Save that for the bull dykes and harley bitches.
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Her little boy is ADORABLE! You can tell that he has soft baby hair...... awwwwwww. Being pregnant again has made me a softy, so will say that, yes, MJH put on tons of weight. In the real world, many women will not understand the idea of moderation with their first pregnancy, and the end result will be extra weight after the baby is born. Another thing that dumbasses don't seem to understand is that it's NOT healthy to lose a large amount of weight right after you have a baby. It takes at least a year to bounce back in a healthy way. I think I said before that she looks like a happy mom, and she still does now, so cheers to her!
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Two angels together ;)
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[...] Melissa Joan Hart bewitchingly getting back into MILFilicious shape. Clarissa is almost back in action kids. (The Bastardly) [...]
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forget the surgery, she needs to get rid of that dress. Holy Hell, people don't even use that print for wall coverings anymore.
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Yikes, I'm a mother of a two year old and I can safely say I am way hotter than old Sabrina. Time to hang up the MILF title love.
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i think she looks okay...HATE the shoes though...
the baby's cute..so adorable! ^____^
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Hate the shoes with a fiery passion. I love the dress, though....I love the cut & style...but not the pattern.
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Where the fuck is her upper lip?
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maybe back in the day....
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i used to wax on/wax off to clarissa explains it all (when i was younger). she is all fugged up now and her junk is stretched out too. her legs looks like the christmas ham (the one with the bone still in it)
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Who the hell called her a MILF? She's a GILTFF: Girl I'd Like to Flee From. When does preggo weight finally go away because her kid looks about 2 and she still looks huge. And that is one ugly ass misplaced tattoo on her foot. Clarissa Explains How to Become a Fugly.
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Hey everyone why do you hate me??? I feel so miserable. I cant help being a donkey fucking arse wipe.
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she's got some basketball player calves in pic one, sheish!
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uh.. no no
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Look at her thighs!?
Someone has been putting in some time at the treadmill.Nice. No cankles on her.She just needs to tan, and not burn, and she'll be right back out there...wait...what will she be doing now that hollyweird has prostituted itself for blonde bimbos who can't act their way out of a pantomined box and shrilly brunettes whose lifespan is shorter than Gary Coleman?
She can come to my campus..we have room for her.
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She just needs a new wardrobe and some Jenna Jameson hair color and she would be hot. Clarissa is still sexy.
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I THINK SHE IS BEAUTIFUL....SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE SHE DID BACK AS SABRINA, BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO LOSE WEIGHT AFTER HAVING A BABY. SHE JUST NEEDS TO HIT THE TANNING BED AND DO SOMETHING WITH THAT HAIR. I LOOK ALOT LIKE HER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER, AND I THINK I'M HOT.........
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She is a zero out of ten buttaface who was on a shitty tv show like 10 years ago with fucking claymation animatronic cat
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The problem is that you're viewing her as if she was ever hot. She was and is a fucking troll who must have blown the right cock to get a TV show and then be advertised (fraudulently) as hot.
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She's always been an open toe shoe kinda girl....WTF is this?
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