Bastardly Hot or Not: Joy Osmanski @ the Emmys
Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Joy currently plays the role of Darcy on the new show, The Loop.
Since the Wiki had no entry, we'll resort to IMDb for some intelligence more on this chick.
As a baby, Osmanski was flown halfway around the world to meet her adoptive parents. Growing up in Olympia, Washington, she loved writing plays but never thought about being in them.
After graduating from Principia College in three years with a degree in Creative Writing and Studio Art, Osmanski began a career as a graphic designer. After a year in Boston, she married her college sweetheart, and the two relocated to San Francisco. After seeing a notice for auditions for a local production of "Our Town," she auditioned for the play and was cast in the lead role.
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After relocating to Los Angeles, Osmanski worked steadily in theater, television and film, booking commercials and lead roles in small, independent films.
Osmanski loves spending time with her husband and their Rottweiler mix, Parker. Passionate about food, she and her mother-in-law have written a cookbook together. Osmanski also puts her English degree to good use by tutoring students for the ISEE and the SAT. [IMDb]
Did any of you even read that? One more snap follows...
NOT!!! SOME KUNTS PUSHED A FUCKING ANVIL INTO HER FACE
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she's very pretty in the second. the first one was unflattering.
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Again - this would be a nice girl at 1 in the morning after too much tequila. You could probably get her to do freaky things. Then when she is asleep, jerk off on her back, raid her wallet for cabfare so she wakes up alone, sticky, broke and confused.
(props to Sam Kinison for having the idea first)
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man, you guys are harsh. When I first saw these photos, I thought she had lots of potential...
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She would be doable, but that expensive $3 cubic zirconia choker is too distracting. It makes me think, is her 15 seconds of fame over (after scrolling off the Bastardly pages), and is she just after the $15 I got in my bank account?
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You'd figure 25 bucks for her bar fine, then another 20 for long time...still under 50 bucks. I guess maybe I would. Then I'd hire her part time to fold my laundry.
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She's definitly not ugly, and after drinking half of a fifth of Belvedere mixed with cranberry juice and smoking a lil spliff of hash, I'd hit it without the shadow of a doubt. Good ONS material.
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Oh, she's a Filipina?
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First of all, she is gorgeous! Those that can't see that are just idiots and pathetic losers that sit around on the internet judging pictures of people instead of actually interacting with real people. I knew & graduated with Joy in High school. She is just as gorgeous now as she was then. She was a very sweet and pretty person (inside & out) in high school as she is obviously now. I am very happy that she has found success! For those that diss her, you are just jealous!!!
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