Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba wants larger breasts!
Posted on Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 @ 8:31am by Jackson

No no Jessica. We love you the way you are already. Just get naked for us and we'll really decide if you should upgrade.
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She's fine the way she is. Fake tits are overrated.
Big glasses, bad hair, bad picture.
Go for it Jess. Cause the bigger your tits are, the less people will notice that you have no talent.
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I was just watching Dark Angel last night and realized that she was way cuter back then.
Hm.
No, she wants my penis.
Unfortunately her people are intercepting our mail to keep us apart. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
I either hate or love the shoes, I can't decide.. but her breasts look fine just the way they are. She'd look ridiculous with an enormous rack because she has a really slight frame.
she needs bigger boobs to compensate for her big head.
once again: her career needs to fall apart & she needs to go into bankruptcy so that she'll be forced to take up Hef on his layout offer...
Little girl with titties. Nothing much wrong with that. No implants needed.
wow, she really is starting to look like shit. between the bleached out fried hair and skin and bones diet. gross.
#2 skid is right... bad day for alba
she looks worse with every picture thats come out as of recent. u cant deny.
In pic #2 it looks like someone digitally messed up her right calf. If not, she's got soem cankles going on or something...
she looks very very bad she was somewhat pretty i thought but most times i see her shes lookin bad she covers her uglyness with tanner and makeup half the time
lexie is correct
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she needs bigger boobs to compensate for her big head.
once again: her career needs to fall apart & she needs to go into bankruptcy so that she’ll be forced to take up Hef on his layout offer…
ummmm... DUH!! ;)
No talent, yeah. But she's very easy on the eye. Gorgeous girl. If she had bigger boobs, she'd look ridiculous. She's just fine the way she is.
In pic #2 it looks like someone digitally messed up her right calf. If not, she's got some cankles going on or something...
Shit. I meant... *she's fine just the way she is
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