..and the subject lines of these posts just get better....

That is the definition of ugly fat chick. Fat, short, awful teeth/gums/mouth, downs syndrome eyes...puke. How's she ANY better than the chick on her right in the last pic? Plus Vida has most probably got her makeup done by a professional.

And her stomach is sticking out on the sides with that tight dress. Real awful.

Who is the disgusting creature in the first pic??? An animal from the jungle??

I thought it felt a bit skankier here in Chicago...

The face may be 'meh' and the skank factor a 10, but the ass is still magical.

FHM editors should burn in Hell for turning this pathetic slut into a pseudo-celebrity.

Love her ass... and her. Welcome to the Chi, mami.

Who cares? She's pretty ugly anyway. Fucked up teeth, ghetto booty and an improperly placed tattoo. I mean I can see ankle tattoos, but tattos on the front of your foot are just retarded.

shes got little ass dolphin teeth. her ass is still a work of art. whos that on the last pic with her? the back up left guard?

hermanita just likes bean poles...but i won't disagree her face is nothing to write home about,she does have a nice booty though

Who's the tranny on the last pic?

An ugly trashy bitch like her and Paris shouldn't even carry around beautiful Dior bags. Fucking tranny.

Huh lolo? I love models like Alessandra Ambrosio, sure, but I also love Scarlett Johanson and Beyonce is nice looking, Angelina has a nice bod....I like BEAUTIFUL women.
This here is a gorilla. Nothing classy about her. She looks real cheap.

The woman with the most perfect body was Jessica Alba...but now I'm not sure what's going on with her. Shame. I hope she doesn't ruin it.

Look at her! She's a fucking mudshark!! Tainted.

"Wiseman…which of the two are we talking about? You got me really confused there."

Wiseman is confused, he'd never seen NFL athletes before.

You guys are harsh!!

I think she looks bangin'!!

FantabulASS.

You guys are just a bunch of hataz as usual. Knowing damn well ya'll some ugly mofros hiding behind the computer..

anyone else notice she has britney spears eyes?

I'm with Moe on this one...ya'll GOTZ to chill! I've seen worse. Believe that!

She looks the best on page 3. The side view picture looks great. Ofcourse that cheap ho would get slammed. Ay man who says so otherwise id kidding himself. Once a slut, allways a slut.

lets forget about vida for a minute here and consider thomas jones. this guy it TERRIFYING!!! even when he's smiling at his team even he still looks like he's going to kill you!

no wonder the bears are going to the superbowl. SUUUUPERBOOOOWLLLLL

"First, it was NY Giant Jeremy Shockey, then it was Shawne Merriman of the SD Chargers and now apparently, she’s decided to become the Chicago Bears’ team concubine."

You have too much time on your hand doggie...why are dudes such gossipy emo b1tches in here?...we have Hermanita, we don't need anymore...enjoy the the incredible bodacious ass and keep it moving darkwing duck...

Tragic Hero:

Huh? Pot. Calling. Kettle. Black.

Please shut the fuck up. "Doggie."

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I'd Hit it..... Everyone isn't perfect, we all have our physical flaws. Looking at her from a MAN's P.O.V., she's a really hot Cuban chick. All of you guys commenting on her apearance makes me wonder if, you're extra shallow or, gay when it comes to women... most likely the latter. I can understand why women don't like her... they feel threatened by her, so they look for all of her flaws and compare themselves to her saying: "oh she's a whore her stomach is sticking out of the side of her dress," etc. So are all of you haters chicks, or are you really effeminate dudes?

Why is this even a story? Judge yourself before others...

that fuckin face has got to GO.

I think Vida Guerra has got to be one of the most slutty famous women I know, I was at an event where she was seen blowing three guys in a VIP room that was totally off limits to the rest of the public but my boy works security and he was guarding the entrance.

I think she's kinda cute and her ASS is worth going lesbo for.

Yes, I can be catty and I'm not perfect but I'm thankful for my big butt and thin body. It kinda makes my other flaws insignifigant..lol

Wiseman...which of the two are we talking about? You got me really confused there.

she got those gums when the offensive line took turns pulling her lips over their cocks...I could bet that the dress wasn't white by the end of the night....

Perdón pero... es fea.

I still don't get what the hell the hubbub is about this woman. Oh yeah, the only reason she's famous is because black men want to bang her because she has an enormous 3D ass and isn't morbidly obese. (Not that there is anything wrong with that).

So yeah, she is kinda ugly, but when you compare her to the chicks (Buffie the Body, Megan Good, etc.) that normally appear in the "Urban Men's Magazines" (King, Smooth, XXL, etc.) she's like a fucking goddess.

The lesson here - it's all relative. Now that she's slowly exhausting her 15 minutes, she's finding work as the ultimate football groupie. First, it was NY Giant Jeremy Shockey, then it was Shawne Merriman of the SD Chargers and now apparently, she's decided to become the Chicago Bears' team concubine.

Whatever, I guess. Who's the dude in the white jacket? Damn that nigga is ugly! Must be on the Chicago D.

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To Nos. 22 and 24:

not saying I wouldn't do her if given the opportunity - just merely pointing out that she is incredibly overrated and got famous only because she is comparatively very attractive compared to the other "models" in her niche market.

She's basically a glorified fetish object.

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