Bastardly Breaking News! Scarlett Johansson hides pimple on forehead from paparazzi!
Monday, September 25th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

These are some terrible shots of Scarlett but it's her so of course we wanna see.
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I enjoy the way the fat photographer is just standing in SJ 's way trying to get his shot...
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My g/f made me go see the black dahila, (with scarlett jo, who looked pretty good, but...) i have to say that I wasn't impressed at all w/ the movie. I don't go to many movies, and this was why! The story was boring, and i wasn't into the movie at all, plus you really had to pay attention the whole time to know what was going on, I thoguht I did, but when the screen credit came up and said, THE END, i was left w/ what the hell was that movie really about anyway?? so my suggestion, don't go see this movie, really i woudn't rent the DVD or watch it on Starz either, we both said we would rather watch Forensic Files if we wanted 2 just watch a story, and this one wasn't that good, with such a popular unsovled mystery this movie could have been really cool, but it just wasn't. I told my g/f we should have seen Jet Li's Fearless instead!! Anyways, I get to pick the movie next time, cuz she didn't like the movie either, so i really took this one for the team!!
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bitch needs A HAT.
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tuxman: you should have insisted on ass sex for what she put you through...
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this lady will look hot in a trash bag.
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tuxman. i think your review of 'black dahila' would make a good movie. and in the donkey cock directors cut we get an anal sex scene.sounds like a winner to me... :)
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shes ugly
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Glimmer, DonkeyCock - I will bring up these suggestions to my g/f, and let her know our concerns :P ! I guess I missed one thing from this movie, for about 15 secs there was a semi-hot lez scene - not worth the $20 i dropped on the movie that's 4 sure. I wish the people sitting in front of us would have moved 1 row down so my g/f and I could have made our own scene!! would have been better then watching the flick! I keep telling her we need to go to the late movies! N since next time it's my pick, guess when we're going!! So all in all, it might have been worth it! :P
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Scarlett's pretty but she's a bit overrated, those pictures are not the best of hers.
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You can't even see her face. She's not ugly, she's not beautiful. Looks like a ruskie chick...and not really the hot kind. Does she have some russian roots in her?
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i think shes polish and something???
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