Whitney asks, "Are You A Bastardly Lady of the Day?"



Like me, former Bastardly Lady of the Day, Whitney, ask whatever happened to the influx of ladies that wanted the distinction of "Bastardly Lady of the Day." Have you loyal Bastardly readers scared off all ladies that'd brave the gauntlet?

Again, I ask the ladies out there… do you feel Bastardly enough to run the gauntlet? If so, like I've said in the past, send all hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com for consideration.

Of course, all potential Bastardly Lady of the Day candidates are subject to the official Bastardly mini-questionnaire: (New question suggested by witz!)

1. Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
2. Do you like your boobs?
3. Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
4. Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
5. Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
6. What makes you Bastardly?

And to quote my disclaimer, “Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures.”



The official Bastardly tanktop (available only in size S for sexy bod).


If Moe and I feel that you are really hot and down to earth we'll make it official and send those few select ladies a Bastardly tanktop too. Make it official and truly be a Bastardly Lady! Who doesn't love free stuff?

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118 Scandalous Comments

Yuck >>disgusted

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 8:39am

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahha

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 8:45am

I'm drunk now............................................. you're still not cute. I bet you have a really hairy taco though.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 9:06am

I'll never do it, never ever.

P.S. hahahahha @ hairy taco

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 9:07am

It probably starts around her bellybutton & wraps around her ass to the small of her back.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 9:16am

nah

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 9:16am

I like the way the hair is styled in the last pic........... but, close your dang mouth, because it bothers me that women think they have to walk around, mouth agape, to look sexy........

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 10:24am

Lilly thats cause her chompers are so damn big she can't close it. Did you have a wee one yet???

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 10:34am

He has a man face and horse teeth...

The double wammy!

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 10:54am

Buck, it's a bit early to have the little one just yet, the due date is the beginning of April, so I am just now barely starting to show a bump. :-)

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 11:40am

Gook luck Lilly ,hope everything goes well. Is it too late to say I hope your first child is a masculine child? Luca Brazi style.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 11:51am

ummmmmm, well my DAUGHTER will be three in November, so it is too late to say you hope my first child will be masculine, and also a bit mean. ;-)

But my husband is hoping this one will be a boy.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 12:06pm

Sorry not meant to be mean,that's a line from the Godfather when Luca Brazi meets Marlon Brando. I have 2 girls, 1 boy, my poor son sandwiched between a 3 year old & a 9 year old . The 3 year old is tough, she can hold her own with the 2 older ones any day.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 12:34pm

quite alright, believe it or not I have never seen the full Godfather series.........
and my daughter is extremely tough when she needs to be, but she is also the pouting, "hold me mama/daddy", doe eyed little sneak when she wants something and hasn't gotten her way from whomever she asked first. And........ she just introduced me to her first imaginary friend two days ago........ it's a different stage in parenting for me, but it's all good!

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 12:50pm

i bet she could suck a golfball through a garden hose...

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 1:04pm

LMAO - lily I got one of those too...but she is 11...they never get over the doe eyed innocent asking mom and dad for stuff! I pity the poor boy that trys to tame that wild child! She can protect herself and her daddy (mister marine) is gonna help I promise you! Congrats on the wonderful bun in the oven too...

I was laughing too cuz - what it is about guys and the godfather...don't they talk about it in one of those "chickflicks"? I have never seen the godfather either - just various clips here and there...guess I'm just not kewl...no godfather over here either!

Getting back to the BLOD shown above...I think she would be very pretty with some orthodontist work...I think her teeth are preventing her lips from closing...she has a really cute figure though...pretty eyes...even though her eyebrows are "peaked" in the wrong place...good gawd I wish these young girls would get some help with their brows if they are gonna pluck/wax the shit outta them!

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 1:15pm

this chick is wearing a wig....I bet her pussy stinks from wiping back to front.....

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 1:31pm

More hos on bastardly who cant keep their stinkin legs shut.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 1:55pm

ide still hit it.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:04pm

My sister-in-law can't close her mouth all the way, but that's because I don't think she remembers to try to....... we call her the knuckle dragger. :)

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:07pm

oMG...the knuckle dragger? hahahahahahha....

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:10pm

whitney good seeing your return/but you have posted in bastardly land for awhile. so please do... :)

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 3:28pm

ew no. about as attractive as sarah jessica parker. which is to say, i bet sometimes she can look somewhat damn sexy, but otherwise no, never.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 4:40pm

love that tshirt, I could please many of my girlfriends for their birthday.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 9:06pm

cute

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 @ 2:07pm

All you guys that say mean shit about the Ladies of the Day, how about some full bodiy shots of yourselves? I'm sure you're either A. fat, with big pasty rolls, or B. scrawny with no muscle tone and eczema on your balls.

I'm sorry that you all have such a skewed idea of what women's bodies look like. Guess what, retards? This is what most women look like. Your vision of the perfect woman is an imaginary one. All airbrushing, smoke and mirrors. Having never seen a woman in her underwear in person, you're not aware of this yet. Yes, some of us have better bodies than others, but none of us look like the cover of FHM. It's an illusion. Get over it.

She's not the most beautiful woman that I've ever seen, but she's not this dog that you're making her out to be. She looks healthy and normal. You wouldn't know what to do with her if you had her in front of you, and I'm sure you'd be amazed and grateful if she was willing to be with you. All this big talk about her flaws is just to hide your own glaring shortcomings. Get a life!

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 @ 4:52pm

Yunzkitty I cold not agree more,
but people are here to be nasty not to be honest.

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006 @ 9:34pm

i don't know where you guys get your shit. why do you think i need orthodontic work? my teeth look straight to me, and i don't have a humungous overbite. i think it's a case of one said it, so the rest went with it. that being said, i do tend to smile with my teeth apart, not because they don't close, but just because that's how i've always done it. and that's the reason why my mouth is open, not because i think it looks sexy. actually, in half of these pictures you can't tell if my teeth are together or not.

as for the eyebrow thing, this was not a good eyebrow day. i believe i was in the middle of semi growing them out, so they're not their best. they are much better now. believe me, i have fits when i see bad eyeborws, and mine are particularly hard to do right. in short (ha) don't sass my eyebrows again, because that's something i -know- looks good (most days).

one last thought. keep in mind i didn't have a team of make-up artists work on me for two hours, or hair stylists doing my hair for three hours, proper lighting, or a great camera. if you're going to compare me to visions of stars, let me have a fair playing field. all of these are little to no make-up. the third one (pg 2), i have no make-up at all. look again and i'm sure you'll agree that's pretty damn good.

okay, that's it for my retort to the gauntlet.

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 @ 1:44am

I think you're cute. You DO have good eyebrows, and your teeth are good, they are white, and big... (I hate the veneer-chiclet look) but yours look natural.
You don't look like you tanned to get that color either, you're going to be a cutie for a long time.

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006 @ 6:45pm

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Wednesday, December 20th, 2006 @ 12:45am

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Thursday, December 21st, 2006 @ 1:24am

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Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 @ 6:00pm

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Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 12:17pm

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Friday, January 5th, 2007 @ 2:18pm

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Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 2:01pm

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Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 2:30am

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Wednesday, January 10th, 2007 @ 2:31am

hmmm pretty, not too keen on the clothes though!

Friday, January 12th, 2007 @ 9:39am

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Monday, January 15th, 2007 @ 7:24pm

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Thursday, January 18th, 2007 @ 8:48pm

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Friday, January 19th, 2007 @ 3:31am

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Friday, January 19th, 2007 @ 8:47pm

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Monday, January 22nd, 2007 @ 7:23pm

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Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 10:53pm

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Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 @ 2:30am

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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 1:48am

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Thursday, February 1st, 2007 @ 10:13pm

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Thursday, February 8th, 2007 @ 7:37pm

I would buy you a beer any time!

Sunday, February 11th, 2007 @ 12:54am

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Sunday, February 11th, 2007 @ 5:09pm

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Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 9:39pm

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Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 @ 10:48pm

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Friday, February 16th, 2007 @ 1:06am

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Sunday, February 18th, 2007 @ 6:04pm

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Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 @ 7:16pm

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Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 @ 5:14pm

I'm all about it. I'd love to see more pics of her in that black bra. Yummy!

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 6:24pm

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Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 3:01pm

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Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 @ 8:38pm

for some reason she looks like eva longoria (not in a nice way)

Monday, March 12th, 2007 @ 8:04pm

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Tuesday, March 13th, 2007 @ 7:05pm

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Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 10:37pm

man, i hate those pictures. i think i'll send in some new ones soon.

Monday, March 19th, 2007 @ 1:41pm

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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 5:27pm

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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 @ 8:21pm

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Friday, March 23rd, 2007 @ 10:05pm

The best picture is the one that shows her from chin to just below breast bottom!!! ENOUGH!!!

Monday, March 26th, 2007 @ 1:41pm

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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007 @ 9:25pm

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Thursday, March 29th, 2007 @ 8:11pm

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Thursday, April 5th, 2007 @ 6:45pm

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Monday, April 9th, 2007 @ 7:02pm

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Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 4:51pm

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Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 8:05pm

she looks hot - i love that partial bob shot. I would love to glaze that wicked smile after I thoroughly lube her asshole. She looks like the type of girl that would be fun

Monday, April 16th, 2007 @ 9:27pm

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Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 @ 1:01pm

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Thursday, April 19th, 2007 @ 4:44pm

when are you going to take this chick off the day links

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 @ 2:41am

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Monday, May 7th, 2007 @ 2:28pm

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Monday, May 21st, 2007 @ 3:04pm

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Thursday, May 24th, 2007 @ 3:36pm

her mouth looks big enough to take me whole, if she can control her chompers

she's a candidate for "what girls can do tongue first"

maybe she has a long tongue and knows how to use it

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 11:44pm

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Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 7:05pm

Gross

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 @ 12:44pm

I think she's kind of sexy, I'd do her and stay till morning :-)

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 4:06am

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Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:31pm

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Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 12:32pm

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Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 @ 5:31pm

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Thursday, July 12th, 2007 @ 6:34pm

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Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 5:02pm

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Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 5:39pm

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Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 12:32pm

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Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 6:37pm

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Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 12:32pm

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Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 5:03pm

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Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 12:32pm

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Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 5:30pm

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Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 @ 6:01pm

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Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 5:30pm

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Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 5:30pm

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Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 5:00pm

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Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 @ 12:30pm

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Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 7:01pm

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Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 6:00pm

i think youre gorgeous. i dont know what the hell is wrong with everyone saying bad stuff about you. theyre trying to turn you into someone who looks boring. you have a sexy exotic look and cute body. i wouldnt change a thing. im sure you get hit on all the time in real life

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 8:13am

lily sppryte - who gives a shit about your boring life details? Sad much? Look after them instead of coming in here you lazy ass bitch...

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 7:13pm

I'd hit it!

(Disclaimer: I'd hit about 98% of women under 40)

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 @ 5:22pm

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Friday, August 31st, 2007 @ 6:00pm

i think you're cute.....

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 10:45pm

is she a HE?

Monday, October 29th, 2007 @ 2:03pm

I think u look like that 1 from desperate housewives. eva whatever shes called. But unfortunately, ive always thought she was unattractive for some reason. Not ugly though so theres no need to cry.

Friday, November 16th, 2007 @ 1:16pm

wow you did NOT just compare urself to "stars". none of the previous bastardly ladies had makeup artists n hair stylists work on them for 5 hours either and some of them still look good.. whats ur excuse? and btch stfu, on page 2 u do have make up on. if eyeliner ,mascara and lipgloss doesnt count as makeup then i dunno what does. stop trying to defend urself against our opinions when u knew damn well the bastardly readers would rip u to shreds. n yes, you do have gigantic teeth and need some work done. stop trying so hard to look sexy, its just making it worse.. u man whore.

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 @ 8:48am

i didn't compare myself to stars, but i know that's what 'people' like you are doing; that was my point. try some reading comprehension. there is no eyeliner or mascara in that picture. there's lipgloss but it wasn't coloured so it's essentially the equivalent of vaseline. is vaseline makeup? the bastardly readers -would- rip me to shreds? um, they already did in case you can't read. and no i don't need work done on my teeth. you need to go by your name and shut the fuck up.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 12:51am

lol, are these all serious I mean come on these girls have to have seen you guys tear apart victoria secret models

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 @ 7:37pm

you'd look better straight hair and no mustache

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 @ 7:40pm

I'd rather look at Kili: hiphopvideomodels.net/kiliAnderson/kili_anderson.html

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 2:02pm

haha number 11 killed me!
u look like eva frm desperate houswives.But i think she looks abit masculine facially so...

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 6:42pm

What's up with all those freaky links in the comment section...

zero stars for lying on the 3mil question...

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 1:58pm

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