Scarlett takes it hands down. Jessica has just gotten uglier.Her sis is way cuter

Why does Jessica's teeth look like a bunny rabbits IN EVERY PICTURE! SHE MUST LEAVE THE COUNTRY!!!! ENOUGH!!!!

Most def Scarlett. Dayum those are some juicy juicy magoes. Yummers.

#2 lol so right and funny might i add

Scarlett, no contest

Scarlett Marie Johansson.

End of story.

I'm not one to BUCK a trend, Scarlett with out a shadow of a doubt.I think to be totally fair I would have to have both sets of said mamms bouncing off my face 2 at a time,baby oil optional.

Scarlett looks hotter, more natural, classier and more sophisticated than Jessica. Jessica looks like she's gonna turn out to be another Britney over the next 10 years--I can't get over how stupid she looks.

Scar is awesome! Jess is a cheap h*... and MUCH, MUCH less attractive. What a loser.

yup, much as I hate to agree with everyone, Scarlett wins...I think Jessica's are real, but they are really, really saggy. I've seen them look horrible, no "projection" from the chest whatsoever. She's had probably two, three breast lifts and she's only in her mid-20s. ick

scarlett, no question - and in every possible category of comparison. even if were any kind of contest, jessica would have to lose on account of her father's (just-about-actionable) inappropriate "interest" in those puppies . . . *bleccchhh*

Scarlett all the way. Scarlett is works it without batting and eyelash......
Meanwhile Jessica has to force feed you her annoying tripe.
Jessica has got sexual appeal of a puverized cheese grader!

scarlett , of course. jessica shoulders look so masculine it's almost tranny-like. plus the bending over to show cleavage? Can't you just see her dad telling her to do that.

same here.. scarlette

yes yes.................let the wiseone sum it up............. They look like cheap nasty hos.

Well Blue Lace.....I was a first grader....then a second grader....and then I became a cheese grader......A lonesome...pulverized.........cheese grader....Weeping insues.....
;o(

Jess is a man...Scarlett is beautiful.......Something Jess used to be.

:: agrees with #24 ::

LMAO @ how much hate Jessica Simpson gets from these jealous fat sluts.

Please, we all know who is hotter.

Jessica = winner

umm, no.

Scarlett most def!

OK Papa Joe, i mean "Jordan", IF I was going to be jealous of some woman, which i'm not, not fat, not poor, not ugly nor a slut either, I would be "jealous" of Scarlett, seh is beautiful, jessica simpson is an ugly hook nose, manly looking thing w/fish lips,check out her hook nose when she has a profile shot. Scarlett Johansen reminds me of Charlotte Casiraghi, simply stunning. Jessica AND ashlee, ugly and fake and plastic, espeacially Ashlee Simpson.
Besides, i see a few mens names on her too, and they all picked scarlett, just like everyone else.

Jessica.....No doubt....this is a Bastardly Better Boobies Matchup....and by far Jessica is winning this matchup easily....She is showing tons more cleavage than that horseyfaced Johansen....

Again - it is with hesitation and some trepidation that I find myself agreeing with Donkey Cock. Jessica definately has the better chest - better everything in my opinion. And lets face it if you just want a wild loud sloppy call-the-cops fu**, who is more likely to give it to you? Jessica!

Based on just boobs, and just these shots, which is what the contest is, i'd say jess, but not saying scar isn't the bomb tho!! but just in this match up. Look at Jess's triangle for f*ck sake!!

They look like that cuz she's got on a very snug top and a push up bra! It look weird. She looks mannish and Scarlett looks feminine. Scarlett is the clear winner.

jessica used to be so much prettier before she got super famous. jessica has weird shaped shoulders that slope downward, very weird, and she has very muscular arms.

scarlett johnasson has a better everything that jessica. scarlett has the perfect female form.

I'LL TAKE THE DUMB BLONDE FOR 100 JOHNNY!!!

Jess goes the Britney way... that means trailer park. I also vote for Scarlet, and her boobs seems deliciously soft and natural.

Scarlett's everything are hotter.

ScarJo all the way. She looks natural and a hell of a lot better than that plastic Wonderbra-ed mess that is Jessica.

are you kidding??!! it is not even a contest, Scarlet Johansen anytime, anyday.

i'm in the minority here, but i'm gonna go with jess.

scarlett

SCARLETT BY FAR!! JESSICA LOOKS LIKE A BAD TRANSVESTITE!! SHE IS SO FUGLY I FEEL SICK, & SHE CANNOT SING HOW THE FUK DID SHE GET SO RICH??

SCARLETT = CLASS & TALENT

JESSICA = WHORE & TALENTLESS

id go with SCARLETT..thank you very much...never jessica! hahaha

scarlett

I thought this was a boobs contest. Not a talent contest or singing contest or anything...BOOBS CONTEST.
So winner is Jessica (easily)

Scarlett.. I'm starting to like this woman.

I think that Scarlett is very pretty but jessica's boobs are way nicer they seem to have more jiggle.... And everyone loves to grab a nice soft breast

I have to disagree. Jessica's look harder and even a little fake. Scarlett's are 100% real and soft, for sure. =)

We're talkin' just boobs, right? Well in that case, I think Jessica has Scarlett beat. People can make all the comments they want about Jess looking a man, whatever. I'll admit, from time to time she looks pretty rough. But you know damn well, when those clothes come off, there is nothing manly about her. I'll bet it is a sight to behold! I'll bet both ladies look damn-near flawless in the buff. If I had to choose though, I would probably rather sling it to Jess. But I wouldn't kick either out of the bed unless they wanted to fuck on the floor!

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The attitude with which they are displayed is worth far more than the display. It is apparent that both women display their attributes, but it would appear that Ms. Simpson finds it necessary to flaunt her attributes, perhaps in an effort to mask a perceived weakness of character or other element of inferiority. Ms. Johansson, on the other hand, would appear to be more accepting and confident of her self without the need to accentuate the obvious, and therein displays an alement of beauty Ms. Simpson may never possess.

Jessica wins the booby prize

when you see Cindy Margolis in Playboy next month, you won't even remember these 2 ladies. That is a real rack.

I would fuck both of them so hard. They both have awesome tits.

jessica wins the biggest boobs hahah

but seriously guys... jessica is fugly without much makeup but she has a hot body

though When you come to scarlett she is beautifuL with a beautiful body!!! but truth be told she's drop dead gorgeous

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Scarlett, they are real.

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Scarlett Johansson will be a legend, she is not 1% sluttish

Scarlet because she doesn't work out her upper body like stupid Messica does, she looks like one of the LA rams. Scarlet may have had a nosejob according to many blogs, but at least she is humble unlike Messica who constantly declares her confidence and brags on her natural ugly bumpy nose, and Scarlet seems to be approachable while Messica seems cold and snobbish!

jessica is better it don't matter what u other guys say she(Jessica S) is so much hotter then Scarlett but i would still @uck both of them

Scarlett. Jessica has a scary face and it keeps getting uglier and uglier with time.

scarJO...hands down

Jessica is the best scarlett doesn't even come close. Jessica is way hotter without makeup than scarlett is with makeup.

Jessica is the best scarlett doesn't even come close. Jessica is way hotter without makeup than scarlett is with makeup. All of you who disagree can just kiss my ass.

uh am i the only one who has noticed that scarlett's boobs aren't even that big? if anybody brings up her golden globes dress...i'm going to scream. her boobs are just always pushed up and these pictures on this entry just prove that her boobs are moderate C-cups at most. this IS a boobs contest so...real or not...jessica's are much bigger/rounder/nicer.

Scarlett is much prettier, and much more intelligent. However, if I had a choice between the 2 for a quick fuck, I would have to go with Jess - just something about her.

Guys, this is a boob match up - NOT a face match up!!! Concentrate on the boobs and let the truth speak out. Jessica wins all the way.

you're all SICK FUCKS

Scarlettt J. hands down, jessicas are rumored to be fake anyway. Jessica S., (and supposedly jennifer aniston also) had them pumped back up after she lost weight, because she lost her tits too. Which is what would normally happen in ALL women. Except for the ones who have the money for bigger tits surgeries.

Scarlett is far superior in everthing, younger, smarter, more successful, all natural awesome bootay, only comparing boobies they are equal i would say, i would hit em both for sure, but Scarlett is a woman of one's dreams, Jessica just another worthless slut...

Scarlet hands down!

(edited for your pleasure)......Here's what I meant to say......
Scarlett all the way. Scarlett "works it" without batting an eyelash……
Meanwhile Jessica has to force feed us her annoying tripe.
Jessica has got the sexual appeal of a pulverized cheese grader!

sean--grater, man, it's a cheese graTer

Both are overrated. I would take Jessica over Scarlett though...
Scarlett does nothing for me...

Pic #9 is where Jessica explains to Jay where she got hit with my splooge after I throat fu**ed her.

I'd rather do Jessica, based on having zero brain cells. I'd probably choke her out first to make it more enjoyable....

PROLLY BEAT THAT COOTER UP AND SHE ASK 4 MO!!!

yeah really, this is not a big debate really.
bastards could do better

maybe jessica 5 operations ago, but scarlett.

JESSSICA'S BOOBS ARE NOT EVEN REAL!!

GO TO www.goodplasticsurgery.com archives to see the REAL Jess Simpson she was pretty but plain with big saggy boobs. She has had more work done than Ashlee & Paris combined HEAPS!!!

scarlett all the way, even though in the first picture it looks like lil kim went albino.

Scarlett, however, is much more attractive.

I hear you Vale.
Did you see Jessica at the VMA's?
Girlfriend looked like she was trying our for the defensive line of the 49er's.

scarlett's body is definitely better over all. she's taller, more feminine, and never looks like a refrigerator. plus, she never turns orange. and her eyebrows dont blend in to her skin, nor does she have a square jaw. and she doesn't have a pimp father.

I'm just embarrassed for Jess. Scarlett is younger, and a hundred times more mature, talented, graceful and respected.