Bastardly Fashion Rating: Maria Sharapova Heading to David Letterman
Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
As most of you know, Maria won the US Open a week back & is currently rumored to be playing The Bastardly Suckie-Suckie Game w/ American tennis phenom, Andy Roddick. I'm pretty sure he lands a lot of Ruskie tennis hotties w/ that last name.
Also I noticed that this year's Open had a huge shortage of camel-toe photos courtesy of Maria's sweaty camel-toe.
Here are more snaps of Maria right before she hit Letterman.
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Nice sock-tan. Next time, try a little fake-bake on your feet.
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I'd like to see more of that tan...maybe the pearly whites of her titties and crotch...she must have a great bodyshorts tan....mmmm...
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Not a big fan of the dress, but i still think she's pretty hot.
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Awesome legs. The sock-tan isn't pretty, but with legs like that who gives a rat's ass. I want those babies wrapped around me!
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she has the petra fat-face disease
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"before she hit letterman" i'm letting my mind run wild with that....
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Sharapova is gorgeous.
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She plays tennis assholes, she's going to have a sock tan.
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An absolutely radiant woman. Heh heh, how tall is she in heels? Like 6' 5"?
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Geezerbird.
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Not crazy about the dress, but she is beeeeee-you-tee-full.
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She can swallow my bone-suckin' sauce any day.
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Yeah, she's about 6'5" in heels....
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she's definately a healthy-looking pretty girl....but the white feet are very distracting in these photos, maybe the liquid in the mystic tanner ran out
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I'd hit it.
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Impressive legs.
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What's wrong with her makeup? Not that bad. She is beautiful. Gorgeous eyes and amazing legs. Hot!
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I agree with ABC
Thin lips
fat face
no defined chin
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weird nose
Looks too old for her age
bad skin
man shoulders (hence the ugly dress with the funny sleeves)
disgusting makeup
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Quickies
+ Jessica Simpson is a Stepford Wife [popbytes]
+ Maria Sharapova looks so damn awkward [Bastardly]
+ Possible Christmas card photo for Paris? [dlisted]
+ Bam best be watching out for Papa Joe [cityrag]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby getting paparazz...
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All you guys are gay. Stop jerking off to bastardly pics than acting like your virgin asses aren't impressed with good looking girls like this. I hate you.
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she has very nice features, eyes, nose (yes !) and is super tall.
she is just a little big, muscular, like every real athlete, you know people who do sports 7 hours a day, 7 days a week, not like pseudo athlete trying to play covergirl, unable to win a match even retired or playing against 40 years old veterans, in double !
see who I'm talking about ?
more so, she is a winner and she Knows it, not need to brag about anything else.
we like to see tennis players on court, they are not anorexic run away model which you're used to see or porn star with huge scary ballons.
depends what you like...
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Indeed. She has very nice looking legs, in these pics.
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mmm...very tasty,move over anna whats-her-name.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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I THINK MARIA HAS VERY SEXY FEET !!!!!
ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE WOULD BE LUCKY IF MARIA LET YOU KISS HER PRETTY FEET .
PERSONALLY I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FOR A TASTE OR JUST A SNIFF OF MARIA'S BEAUTIFUL FEET.
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don't know bout a sniff
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Wow, I've never seen her look better. Smookinng hootttt!!
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No ultra-sexy Anna Kournikova (Maria has a "plain" face), but Maria has a pretty demeanor, pretty voice, and is very tall. So, I'd be a fool to kick her out of bed! The pussy WILL be smokin' in the sack (cf. her camel toe pix).
The foot-tan fuck-up will be cleared up by now.
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it is nice webs , I need pictures and videos of bare feet of maria sharapova, and wana kiss her bare feet after her game
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Thin lips
fat face
no defined chin.
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Hot, but definitely no Kournikova.
Whoever did her makeup should be shot.
I'd let her hit my tennis balls all night long.
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I'D LIKE TO CLIMB THAT BEANSTALK!!!
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Just saw the rest of the pages!
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man hands (seriously.. MAN hands, wait, man ARMS)
Great legs, but the sock-tan is too distracting.
ew
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