Ashlee Simpson looking more plastic with each passing day
Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

What the fuck did Pimp Whore Daddy Simpson do to her? Here are some fairly (but not too) recent snaps of Ashlee for some Victoria's Secret event. Brown bag anyone?












ewwww
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she is unrecognizable. i mean, she looks kind of hot but in a dead plastic way.
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kinda hot i guess. i dunno. too much colegen in the lips?
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she should wear a sign around her neck that says "my daddy pimps me".
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Going for the Amanda Lepore look is never a good thing. The only way those lips could be improved would be to put them to the use for which they were intended.
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Damn...Jessica's looking good these days.
Ok, seriously. Anyone else remember the days when she had a bad nose and she was pale and always had her fingernails and toenails painted black, all of her songs were wretched and she lipsynched and blamed it on acid reflux and she was Jess' sad little sister that did "wacky" things on her show on MTV?
I'd rather have THAT Ashlee than this fucking plastic Barbie doll whore version of Ashlee.
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Bitch can't sing. Bitch can't act. Bitch can't model.
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how many women can purchase themselves a new nose plus a whole new face, and still look like shit? Congrats buttaface, you did. Ashlee simpson still needs to get her lanterned jaw chin fixed though.
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take a bow caitie... :)
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My poor eyes... Her poor eyes... She is taking on a sort of Muppet look, Donatella Versace Muppet.
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Wow...so your goal was to look like michael jackson with blonde hair? A little less on the nose and a little pailer and then you got it.
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needs to go for a very natural look to try to balance out the plastic surgery. but I think she's gorgeous now... prettier than her older sister ever was. she has the eyes
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Fugly runs in the family. Brown bag. Hell, double-brown-bag.
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There is nothing wrong with her that having her face buried in a pillow while she took a cock rectally wouldn't cure.
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YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP..SHE IS 100 TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN JESSICA.. SHE LOOKS GREAT!!
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She should record that Barbie Girl song. It was mado for her!
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Total pussy lips!
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Holy fuckin' shit!!! It looks like the inside of her mouth is pulled out when she pouts like that. I feel sorry for her. I hope whatever she has is not contagious.
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She is looking a little thinner than usual too. Dang! She was atleast somewhat hot, now she
just looks totally bizzare! What's with the lips? EWWWWWWWW
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I can't stand celebs who try too hard to look good and end up with disproportioned faces like mr.potatoe head! She's starting to remind me of mr.potatoehead or Stephen Tyler
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Theres no hope. Why does she even try?
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this looks like the kind of girl the 'old' ashlee would have despised. if the 'old' ashlee was actually genuine, which she wasn't. so nevermind. :P
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i can only assume she is really easy and gives great head because there's absolutely nothing that separates her from every other waitress/"actress" in southern california who tries to be famous cause she's too stupid to do anything else. i'll say she's ugly just for kicks, but i'm sure all of you (and her) know that already
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What's up with her kissing a fake dog in almost every picture? She looks pretty damn stupid.
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jackson brown bag this.. she is ready
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ashley = useless.
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I think they found some crack whore off the street and put too much make up on her and told everyone she was a simpson
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Wasn't ever a Punk! Now she can be the porn whore she was meant to be!
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Oh my God! Plastic surgery never turns well, does it?? Her skin looks dry, her lips are huuuuge and her teeth look awfully fake. She looks like a really bad sculpture at a wax museum.
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ASSLEE = Oompa Loompa, with fish lips. ACK!!!!
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What a fake-ass no talent hack. My her sister set a great example for her.
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what the hell happened o her?
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She's in a phase of her devolution to become Donatella Versace.
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it looks like her face got stuck in that pouty pose...poor stuffed dog!! she really looked tonnes better without any work done!! this is irreverseable and now she's stuck with this plastic look...more work will only make it worse!!
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Wow, i mean wow... damn barbie dool looks better than her. I almost didn't reckonize her. Looks like she really has some DSL's now tho. But i mean if she was anymore plastic there would be a match-up between her and that woman that looks like a cat. I think she (catwoman) lives in New York, forgot her name it escapes my mind after seeing Ashley.
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Looks like she's put makeup(with shimmer of course!) or that airbrush stuff you put on your legs ALL OVER HER BODY!!! I agree she look very fake and over-done. That deep v-neck looks disgusting. It's such a shame how someone can be so vain and full of themself...
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That kissy pose got old after the first page loaded. The next time i see those puffy lips they had better be wrapped around my johnson.
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She was worthless before...but at least she looked like a normal girl.
Now she looks like complete shit and is even more worthless
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For the record, plastic surgery can make ugly annoying people look hot & annoying!
Stay under the scalpel, Ass!!
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She looked before...Now looks more like a stripper or porn star at a convention in Vegas. I'd still do her regardless, but this poor girl has taking this too far.
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Wow, what happened?
I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous - pre and post nose job, but now, she looks weird! How can such a hot looking girl do this to herself!
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average
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....she's so fucking young and already has had so much shit done to her face!! Wow, that could be expected from a woman in her 50's but not someone as young as Ashlee....
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What the hellhappened to her!!
I used to admired her because she was more "normal" than other girls.. but now... she looks more like paris hilton... shes not the same... I prefered her before...
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Tranny Alert
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WoW!!!! man this is worse than I thought!! she looks like a clon of donatella versace and paris hilton!!! EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God woman, you looked lots better before!
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HEF HAS LOST HIS EYESIGHT AND TASTE, ALL THESE PLAYBOY GIRLS ARE GETTING BUTT UGLY
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OMG. all of you that think Ashley Simpson is ugly are a bunch of idiots. she is one of the most gorgeous people in the world. her AND jessica. and her nose looks fine! goodness. you're all simply jealus. soo SHUT-UP!!
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okay skye wtf are you talking about... shes only ugly cuz its all fake.
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I find Courtney Love to be more attractive.
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She's on her way to becoming the next Dolly Parton.
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What the hell happened to her lips?
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What the hell is happening to her? She looks like she weighs 80lbs and that face looks good, but FAKE. I'd still hit it for days without stopping, but holy christ has she had a lot of work done. Stupid ass celebrety lip syncer.
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Holy crap. I thought that was some porn whore at first. WTF happened to I'mapunkrockerliketheClashbutIshopatDelia's Ashlee? Gross dude. Gross. Still wouldn't stop me from going down on her though. Wait...strike that. She looks too freaking ridiculous. I can't.
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she is Jessica!! Man she looks just like her!! If she got implants u wouldn't be able to tell them apart!! She looks so different then she used 2!!
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Plastic fantastic
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Way too much collagen in her lips...they look like a duck's bill in the first photo. But I bet her dad has rubbed out so many loads fantasizing over Asslee that he's pulling out knee cartlilidge.
She looks better now than she did before. I'd pee in her butt.
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To hell with a brown bag, I say use a plastic bag minus the air holes. Yikes!!!
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fug.
pure. fug.
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she actually had an image whether it be ugly or not it was recognizable. now she looks like like any other blonde pornstar with lips that look like they have been glued on when she pouts
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OMG, her face looks so dirty, she needs a wash immediately. It makes me think that if you touch her accidentally (cos i cant imagine that anybody would want to) that they'd be all full of grease. That dog will be totally dissappointed if it attacks cos there's hardly any flesh on her. Get some burgers in ya Ashlee and wash that crap off ya.
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Poor Girl, we can tell the bitch has no self estime whatsoever
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Who told her her FACE was what she needed work on?
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