Ashlee Simpson looking more plastic with each passing day



What the fuck did Pimp Whore Daddy Simpson do to her? Here are some fairly (but not too) recent snaps of Ashlee for some Victoria's Secret event. Brown bag anyone?

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ewwww

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 10:29am
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she is unrecognizable. i mean, she looks kind of hot but in a dead plastic way.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:12am
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kinda hot i guess. i dunno. too much colegen in the lips?

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:28am
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she should wear a sign around her neck that says "my daddy pimps me".

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:30am
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Going for the Amanda Lepore look is never a good thing. The only way those lips could be improved would be to put them to the use for which they were intended.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:39am
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Damn...Jessica's looking good these days.

Ok, seriously. Anyone else remember the days when she had a bad nose and she was pale and always had her fingernails and toenails painted black, all of her songs were wretched and she lipsynched and blamed it on acid reflux and she was Jess' sad little sister that did "wacky" things on her show on MTV?

I'd rather have THAT Ashlee than this fucking plastic Barbie doll whore version of Ashlee.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:44am
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Bitch can't sing. Bitch can't act. Bitch can't model.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:44am
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how many women can purchase themselves a new nose plus a whole new face, and still look like shit? Congrats buttaface, you did. Ashlee simpson still needs to get her lanterned jaw chin fixed though.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:48am
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take a bow caitie... :)

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 12:07pm
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My poor eyes... Her poor eyes... She is taking on a sort of Muppet look, Donatella Versace Muppet.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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Wow...so your goal was to look like michael jackson with blonde hair? A little less on the nose and a little pailer and then you got it.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 12:50pm
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needs to go for a very natural look to try to balance out the plastic surgery. but I think she's gorgeous now... prettier than her older sister ever was. she has the eyes

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 12:54pm
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Fugly runs in the family. Brown bag. Hell, double-brown-bag.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 1:21pm
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There is nothing wrong with her that having her face buried in a pillow while she took a cock rectally wouldn't cure.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 1:26pm
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YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP..SHE IS 100 TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN JESSICA.. SHE LOOKS GREAT!!

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 1:56pm
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She should record that Barbie Girl song. It was mado for her!

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 2:32pm
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Total pussy lips!

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 3:06pm
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Holy fuckin' shit!!! It looks like the inside of her mouth is pulled out when she pouts like that. I feel sorry for her. I hope whatever she has is not contagious.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 3:08pm
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She is looking a little thinner than usual too. Dang! She was atleast somewhat hot, now she
just looks totally bizzare! What's with the lips? EWWWWWWWW

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 3:28pm
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I can't stand celebs who try too hard to look good and end up with disproportioned faces like mr.potatoe head! She's starting to remind me of mr.potatoehead or Stephen Tyler

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 3:40pm
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Theres no hope. Why does she even try?

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 4:23pm
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this looks like the kind of girl the 'old' ashlee would have despised. if the 'old' ashlee was actually genuine, which she wasn't. so nevermind. :P

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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i can only assume she is really easy and gives great head because there's absolutely nothing that separates her from every other waitress/"actress" in southern california who tries to be famous cause she's too stupid to do anything else. i'll say she's ugly just for kicks, but i'm sure all of you (and her) know that already

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 6:14pm
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What's up with her kissing a fake dog in almost every picture? She looks pretty damn stupid.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 6:16pm
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jackson brown bag this.. she is ready

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 7:35pm
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ashley = useless.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 8:38pm
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I think they found some crack whore off the street and put too much make up on her and told everyone she was a simpson

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 9:58pm
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Wasn't ever a Punk! Now she can be the porn whore she was meant to be!

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 10:59pm
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Oh my God! Plastic surgery never turns well, does it?? Her skin looks dry, her lips are huuuuge and her teeth look awfully fake. She looks like a really bad sculpture at a wax museum.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:47pm
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ASSLEE = Oompa Loompa, with fish lips. ACK!!!!

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 12:08am
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What a fake-ass no talent hack. My her sister set a great example for her.

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 12:58am
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what the hell happened o her?

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 1:36am
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She's in a phase of her devolution to become Donatella Versace.

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 4:25am
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it looks like her face got stuck in that pouty pose...poor stuffed dog!! she really looked tonnes better without any work done!! this is irreverseable and now she's stuck with this plastic look...more work will only make it worse!!

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 11:54am
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Wow, i mean wow... damn barbie dool looks better than her. I almost didn't reckonize her. Looks like she really has some DSL's now tho. But i mean if she was anymore plastic there would be a match-up between her and that woman that looks like a cat. I think she (catwoman) lives in New York, forgot her name it escapes my mind after seeing Ashley.

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 6:41pm
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Looks like she's put makeup(with shimmer of course!) or that airbrush stuff you put on your legs ALL OVER HER BODY!!! I agree she look very fake and over-done. That deep v-neck looks disgusting. It's such a shame how someone can be so vain and full of themself...

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 7:11pm
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That kissy pose got old after the first page loaded. The next time i see those puffy lips they had better be wrapped around my johnson.

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 7:20pm
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She was worthless before...but at least she looked like a normal girl.
Now she looks like complete shit and is even more worthless

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:03am
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For the record, plastic surgery can make ugly annoying people look hot & annoying!

Stay under the scalpel, Ass!!

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 10:00am
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She looked before...Now looks more like a stripper or porn star at a convention in Vegas. I'd still do her regardless, but this poor girl has taking this too far.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 12:35pm
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Wow, what happened?
I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous - pre and post nose job, but now, she looks weird! How can such a hot looking girl do this to herself!

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 @ 1:40am
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average

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 @ 5:12pm
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....she's so fucking young and already has had so much shit done to her face!! Wow, that could be expected from a woman in her 50's but not someone as young as Ashlee....

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 4:06am
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What the hellhappened to her!!
I used to admired her because she was more "normal" than other girls.. but now... she looks more like paris hilton... shes not the same... I prefered her before...

Thursday, October 26th, 2006 @ 12:11pm
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Tranny Alert

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 @ 5:37pm
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WoW!!!! man this is worse than I thought!! she looks like a clon of donatella versace and paris hilton!!! EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God woman, you looked lots better before!

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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HEF HAS LOST HIS EYESIGHT AND TASTE, ALL THESE PLAYBOY GIRLS ARE GETTING BUTT UGLY

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 9:08pm
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OMG. all of you that think Ashley Simpson is ugly are a bunch of idiots. she is one of the most gorgeous people in the world. her AND jessica. and her nose looks fine! goodness. you're all simply jealus. soo SHUT-UP!!

Sunday, June 17th, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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okay skye wtf are you talking about... shes only ugly cuz its all fake.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 6:40pm
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I find Courtney Love to be more attractive.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 8:41pm
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She's on her way to becoming the next Dolly Parton.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 9:04pm
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What the hell happened to her lips?

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 10:30am
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What the hell is happening to her? She looks like she weighs 80lbs and that face looks good, but FAKE. I'd still hit it for days without stopping, but holy christ has she had a lot of work done. Stupid ass celebrety lip syncer.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:28am
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Holy crap. I thought that was some porn whore at first. WTF happened to I'mapunkrockerliketheClashbutIshopatDelia's Ashlee? Gross dude. Gross. Still wouldn't stop me from going down on her though. Wait...strike that. She looks too freaking ridiculous. I can't.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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she is Jessica!! Man she looks just like her!! If she got implants u wouldn't be able to tell them apart!! She looks so different then she used 2!!

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 1:26pm
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Plastic fantastic

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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Way too much collagen in her lips...they look like a duck's bill in the first photo. But I bet her dad has rubbed out so many loads fantasizing over Asslee that he's pulling out knee cartlilidge.

She looks better now than she did before. I'd pee in her butt.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 4:24pm
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To hell with a brown bag, I say use a plastic bag minus the air holes. Yikes!!!

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:03pm
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fug.

pure. fug.

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 1:21am
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she actually had an image whether it be ugly or not it was recognizable. now she looks like like any other blonde pornstar with lips that look like they have been glued on when she pouts

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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OMG, her face looks so dirty, she needs a wash immediately. It makes me think that if you touch her accidentally (cos i cant imagine that anybody would want to) that they'd be all full of grease. That dog will be totally dissappointed if it attacks cos there's hardly any flesh on her. Get some burgers in ya Ashlee and wash that crap off ya.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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Poor Girl, we can tell the bitch has no self estime whatsoever

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 1:47pm
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Who told her her FACE was what she needed work on?

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 11:21pm
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