The Bastardly Remembers...Kelli Peters @ October 2005 Playboy Magazine Party
Monday, September 18th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex

- Victoria Beckham Nipple Slip Picture [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay Lohan Falls Down [Yeeeah!]
- Heidi Klum has Jungle Fever [Drunken Stepfather]
- Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested [Tubewad]
- Meet Violet Affleck [Dlisted]
- Bully - View the Second Trailer [RockStar]
- “The Invisible†- Watch the trailer here [Horny Oyster]
- The simple life [CityRag]
- Stephen Colbert gives Bush a hand. [GorillaMask]
- "We Are Marshall" Trailer [Filmwad]
- Keeley has huge boobies! [UseMyComputer]
- Sutton Pierce Federline is the name of Baby #2 of 14 [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Aaron Carter Is Engaged! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kate is ready to get back on that Butterscotch Stallion [MollyGood]
- Lindsay Lohan had one "Hell" of a Weekend [Egotastic]
- Brad and Angelina on PR Defensive [Cele|bitchy]
- Kelly Brook is the New Meaning of Hot [Popoholic]
- Alec Baldwin's Got Shit to Say, Y'all [A Socialite's Life]
- Janet Jackson forgets she's ugly [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]













She's sure got the slut look down cold.
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Sure. What flavor are they?
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You guys are gay for bagging on this HOT PIECE OF ASS!!!
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That there folks, is the definition of CLASS.
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Eww that last picture--her hip bone could cut through those rock hard boobies.
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I think the paint makes her nipples look more plastic than her rack. I'm scared.
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a couple things.
first: her nipples are so perky. they are literally STRAINING at the paint.
second: I wonder who gets to paint her?
third: you can tell if she never got implants she never would've been that hot, she would've just been some too skinny chick with a decent face.
fourth: definitely less makeup
But all in all, a hottie.
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I dont know..I think she'd be better off without the inflatables stuck to her chest. That is, assuming we're at all concerned with aesthetics. she would be better just working the athletic, toned look, and without the clown makeup--although she actually is pretty, which makes it much less horrific on her than it is on xtina. her hair looks really fake but i like the lowlights. they should only be brown or red though, definitely not both, and more subtle. she needs to get raw. right now she's just another hollywood parody of "beauty"
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so, how do you suppose one gets into body painting for porn stars? please give me some insight on this-there is no way what i do now tops it.
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Disgusting walking STD factory.
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HORSE-face
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your pictures got took off... photobucket is treating you like some mark-a$$ bitche$
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photobucket sucks donkeycock...
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we're back in business!
Please help us discover broken image links!!
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I was looking for a definition to the word UGLY
guess we found it.
Well it works for "ultra vulgare" as well
Hugh Hefner is an old fart today, give him a blond wig and two balloons, get it tan a little so the wig looks white enough.
that 's make him sleep all right "yeah cause he don't fuck no more in the bedroom, com'on, who is he fulling with his discuting girls, hollywood boulevard trash can whores"
I'm sure he goes with the chihuahua, at least, it does not speak or complain and has no period. (yep the one he chose)
PB is not what it used to be
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Ugly caked on makeup slut.
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This woman makes a horny animal.
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TACKY!!!! it's ok to have a good bod, but go out like that? disgusting... there's better ways to show a hot body... this is not one of them.
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Less is more?
slut.
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See, this is why I LOVE implants. Goddamn sexy. I don't care how dank her face is.
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nothing wrong with a slim white chick with some nice fake boobs once in a while...
i'd hit it
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Post some SPICY LISA DANIELS!
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