Jessica Biel vs. Kate Beckinsale - The Bastardly Black Tight Stretchy Pants Matchup

Can't I have BOTH?

Yum! I think Kate Beckinsale takes the trophy for this one.. even though Jessica Biel does look good

kate

Jessica Biel, hands down

Jessica looks great, but I like Kate better.

kinda frankenstein.
hips up: kate
hips down: jessica
=)

Kate is just more feminine and a lot prettier. Jessica Biel just has an ok face with a great body.

becks.

like that was difficult!

I DONT LIKE THESE COMPARISONS...I WANT BOTH!!! NO COMPROMISE!!!

this comparison is much easier than the one we had yesterday...

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/14/ugly-kirsten-dunst-boney-ch...

Jessica biel without a doubt. Kate is fucking overrated. Besides why would you pick somebody that must smell like an ashtray.

I'm going w/ Jessica!

Kate for sure, Jess is a no doubt post op tranny, she has more muscle than half the dudes on this site.

Jessica is a woman...Kate is built like a little girl...flat assed no less!!!

Kate wins. Jessica does have a very large buttocks, but Kate is just so.....elegant.

Kate, of course! Like everyone said, there's just no competition.

Move along people, nothing much to see here apart from slabs of meat which you can find in the butchers.

Jessica's got the hotter pants, Kate is hotter overall.

jess!

Beckinsale, definitely. I try really hard but can't help be kinda turned off by how manly Biel is. Yech!

biel will sire healthy muscular warrior-poets
beckinsale will give birth to dainty frail little dillatantes

BEAUTY VS. BOOTY!!!

ALL I KNOW IS THEY BE MAKING ME WANNA GET IN BOTH...SEX PANTS OR NOT...

Beil has never really done all that much for me but Kate Beckinsale is completely DO-ABLE

KATE is gorgeous

Absolutely Jessica!

wiseman = unwise fag! hahahaahaha u suck

Jess. It's the ass.

Jessica is so hot I'd have sex with her dog, but in this case Kate looks a bit hotter. Gotta love tight black stretch pants.

Kate has a hot slim body
Jessica has a hot fit body

Who cares both are smoookin! hehe =P

hot and defined and firm ass and legs , toned abs and pretty face . hot bitches !

I think the REAL question is whose pussy would taste better? I think Kate would taste like tea and crumpets.

Kate has my vote. There is something wierd about Jess' butt I cat place my finger on. OH yeah, its a ghetto Jlo stylin booty

Jessica Biel by far. She probably has the sweetest tasting slice and I'd toss her salad until she was begging for backdoor action.

both look hot, with out a doubt, but i like biel.... i dont know what it is about her, both of them are kick ass actresses and both are so so beautiful and sexy, but its just something about biel that i find irresistable....i like her eyes and i LOVE when she played the coke whore in rules of attraction ;)

HOLY CRAP.......... Jessica has a fantastic bottom! Round is the way to go! Woohooo! Kate is beautiful, but Jessica fills the pants out better. Sorry! :)

biel with the tighter body and younger.

Definitely a slight edge to Jessica. Kate is a stunner but Biel has the far more atheletic body and come across as really smart,centered and down to earth in her interviews etc.

In all fairness I would happily take either and ecstatically take both!!!

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel, Kate is so plain and boring.

Jessica Biel v. Kate Beckinsale in skin tight stretchy pants. Who wins?

The heterosexual men of this world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KATE!!!!!!!!!!! most definately Kate... she is just sooooooo beautiful

No one in the entertainment business has a sweeter and bigger tushie than Jess ----- it's an incredible ass!!

Kate no competition at all. Love that ass

how bout both

Kate.

nuff said.

Jess has a nicer ass. Go jess!

I am unable to decide. It should be two out of three anyhow: bikini and leather catsuit competitions thrown in.

kate smokes, so she's probably wilder in bed...

Gotta give it to Biel.

Jessica's ass speaks for itself...she wins hand down !

For awhile I jsut assumed those pants were called "sex pants." I have since learned that they are called "yoga pants." whatever. I like Jessica Biel.

kate is so pretty, so is jess but not as much as kate.

I love Jessica; she reminds me very much of gorgeous Barbara Eden --- small, perky breasts but a really huge, round, jucy bottom. No matter what she wears --- tight-fitting or loose, your eyes are riveted to her lovely backside. Horray for Jessica!

Sorry...no contest. Biel is the sexiest woman on earth.

TinMan, I agree with you.

I would do them both...and especially enjoy it if I had them both at the same time. But my vote goes to...

Kate!!

Since they are at the top of my ten favs, list....I'll take them both..so wrap them up please....

I'd shag Jessica Biel only because she has a great booty; otherwise, she doesn't have much going on for her. In terms of beauty and talent, Kate Beckinsale wins hands down.