Bastardly Sexual Relations? Usher Does Maria Menounos
Friday, September 15th, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex

Rumor has it that Usher gave Maria some dance lessons (in the nude & on his hotel room bed) following the Michael Kors Fashion Show that went down earlier this week @ the NYC Olympus Fashion Week.
Enjoy the weekend links!!!
- Christina Aguilera's Husband Is No Don Juan [HollywoodTuna]
- Kate Winslet Loves Jude Law [Yeeeah!]
- Anastacia in a Bikini 4 years [Drunken Stepfather]
- Silverstone takes seat at The Singles Table [Tubewad]
- $200,000 for Pictures of Daniel Smith's Last Moments [Dlisted]
- Bully - View the Second Trailer [RockStar]
- U2 and Green Day cross Abbey Road…at the same time [Horny Oyster]
- Has Madonna been drinking? [CityRag]
- Chappelle's Show / Dave takes on a terminally ill child in Street Hoops [GorillaMask]
- MySpace Screening Borat in Six Countries [Filmwad]
- I absolutely love Izabel Goulart [UseMyComputer]
- Jessica Simpson Wants You to Buy Her Shoes [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Neve Campbell Cut All Of Her Hair Off [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Fergie's lovely lady lumps, the MG Dead Eye-Off [MollyGood]
- Weekend Videos - Funny Stuff from TV [Egotastic]
- Someone's Been Hover Pissing at The View, Could it be Gisele? [Cele|bitchy]
- Holly Valance for the Weekend [Popoholic]
- JC Chasez Keeps Himself Occupied [A Socialite's Life]
- Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are boat people [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Here are a couple hot photos of Maria looking like a raccoon...












So overrated it's not even funny.
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THAT BROTHA CAN LAY THE PIPE TO ANYONE HE STANDS NEXT TO...SHE WILL PROLLY SAY YES TOO IF SHE HASNT ALREADY!!!
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Stevo,
You'd let him lay the pipe on you if ya'll were adjacently positioned?
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im just wondering...is it strange i get more baked on sheesha than i do on weed?...really...is it just me or does this happen to anyone else?....
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"She be..." Nothing like hot ass with a touch of racisim for a Friday night. Yayuh!
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Haha, a greek girl screwing a black guy? Not if her family has anything to do with it.
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I am just laughing at this shit. She would never let that disgusting creature do anything to her.
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CLARIFICATION...I MEANT N E FEMALE
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!!reggin
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What the fuck happened to him? He use to be attractive, he aged like 50 years- must be all the women he knocked up draning the life out of him.
Good for you, you cheating bastard!
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I actually used to think both of these people were hot....my opinion has changed due to these pics. She looks like shes been rode hard and put up wet, and he looks like the fugly tree beat his ass. Scuse me while i barf...........
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hey let her have him...he's got a big cock, that i'm sure...once ya go black ya never go back...isn't that true?
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He looks like a nasty baboon from the jungle. She would never let him fuck her.
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usually shes pretty, but here she looks like Fergie the Fug. i also enjoyed deedz's comment.
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We don't want her back....she's tainted now.
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P.S. She's got wayyyyy to much makeup around her eyes trying to conceal her dark spots. Still a pretty girl though.
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