Bastardly Breaking News! Rachael Ray sells apples on the streets of New York!
Posted on Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 @ 2:00pm by Jackson

...possibly raising money to buy something a bit more fashionable to wear? Or is she trying to increase her budget from $40 a day?
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I'd put an apple in her mouth and then hit it.
She needs to have her chest covered in spooge
She doesn't have a chest...she has the worst body on tv...ugly cunt.....
Why hasn't someone dropped a house on her yet?
i found a naked picture of her on the internet
check it out
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/hitchhiker/random/DSCN1836.jpg
I don't get it with this chick - half the shows on Food Network are hers. Seriously, WTF? Food Network could be the coolest network on TV if it weren't for her insipid shit. Not only that but she insists on wearing the Jackie Guerrido-tight sweaters, except that she has: a) a big, thick gut/waist and b) has absolutely no tits.
You waste these super-balla chefs like Mario Batali and the Iron Chefs and cool brainiac shit like Alton Brown b/c apparently the fat, pasty housewives of America demand that this annoying bitch be on Food Network 24/7. Enough!
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
Yeah man. This bitch is annoying. She's always there when people talk about food. Gah.. I hate her. If you put an apple in her mouth, you've got yourself a wrapped up pig to bring to the Christmas table.
The girl in the last pic seems to be laughing her ass off and I don't blame her.
shes ok,i'm kindof of in the middle between liking her or hating her
but sometimes she gets on my nerves,she can be a little goofy sometimes,
&she does have an annoying laugh
I Love Rachel. I enjoy her shows and although she may not have a great body, I find her really attractive for some reason.
John....very good link to the naked pic.
On a more serious note, we cook with her recipes all the time. I dont care how ugly she is. nothing better than a woman who can cook. Plus u know she's got a to be a freak in bed
I'm not sure what is wrong with you assholes. Rachael Ray is the shit. Not only is she probably smarter than all of you, she would kick your ass and make you limp in bed by intimidation because you're afraid of confident women. She is hot, and her body is sexy and juicy. Your comments remind me of homophobic, closet homos in fraternaties. Peace out...Rachael Ray for President. Just imagine her making you the best sandwich you have ever had the day after you spent all night having sex. Think about it.
id do rachael ray. look how perky she is........you mix her and some damn good food in bed, i think you would have some hot sex with her. cover her body completly in chocolate or your fav dessert. then eat her up......yummmmmy.i bet she would be a lot of fun to be with!peace-out y'all
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# 5 - nice!
I would SO lick her dirty farting bunghole!
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