When Did Lil' Kim Morph Into A Gremlin?
Posted on Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 @ 10:22am by Moelicious

I'm telling you, this woman needs to be thrown back in jail---and this time, ship her off to Guantanamo. The Bastardly ran a petition, so we did our part, God damn it.
Holy God have mercy on the Bastardly Horndogg Community.
Here's another snap of Lil' Kim @ Marc Jacobs Spring 2007 Fashion Show (from the Olympus Fashion Week going down in NYC).
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Gosh! It's scaring!
she is the black liz taylor
I always thought Liz Taylor was beautiful, John.
But on a serious note: I love Lil Kim as an artist, but she seems to be idolizing Latoya Jackson a LITTLE to much. She's so scary.
She looks more like those fugly Furby thingies to me.
If the lillputians in the Wizard of Oz were black, this is what they would look like.
her nose is collapsing.
LILLIPUTIANS WERE FROM GULLIVER'S TRAVELS FUCKWEED
If she wasn't black already, I'd say the lines on her hand were self tanner.
holy sh*t who fed her after midnight....u didn't follow the rules, and now we are all paying the price!! sh*t what ever you do, don't throw any water on the b*tch!! LOL!!
I hate Lil Kim as an artist.
I got laid to "how many licks" too many times to count...so as an artist A+ but her nose is collapsing in pic 3 and her make-up is soooo overdone it's not worth pointing out all the wrongs...she needs some help and fast....
she looks like stevie wonder did her makeup! I love you lil kim come baaaackkkkkk!
It's the same Liz Taylor, John....
That so-called "beauty mark" on her upper lip is disgusting. Looks like a scab. I'd give her straight to anal, and that's about it.
Oh LIFE SCHOLAR - you intelligence and vocabulary skills are humbling. I should have said Lollipop Guild or Lullabye League.
"Either way, it can’t really be Lil Kim. Too many clothes, not enough rapper skeet on her face." LOL!
Big Papy would pee in her butt!
Big Papi, don't...man...don't! You're better than that! Plus, who knows who and what's been in there.
She is disgusting. Very ugly...I don't know what else to say. And I've always thought she looked like a Ferbie toy too. Except uglier.
not even white people have those features.
stop tacking crack before you go see your surgeon lady or say you want to look like mickey right away.
La toya, a friend is coming to meet ya.
Yeah, she's totally nasty. She used to have a cheap hooker sexuality about her a few years back, but now she's totally repulsive. Maybe if she was face down, ass up and I had an LCD screen with a porno playing on the back of her head I may be able to get off. Then again, considering all the wanna be thugs that dumped their loads into her musty hole I probably would NOT.
Moelicious, I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time...thanks for cheering up this troubled Bastardly lady! Kisses!!!
CHUCKIE"S BAAAACK!
OMG,she needs to stop with the plastic surgery
shes becoming michael jackson,her nose looks like
its going to fall off
When was Lil Kim NOT a gremlin?
And to anybody posting calling this twit an "artist", get ears, turn off the pop radio, get a life.
She is DISGUSTING. Why will no one come out and just SAY that? She is absolutely disgusting beyond words. There is not ONE thing apretty about her. Nor was there ever. She has spent whatever scratch she made being a "singer" (uh huh) on cheap plastic surgery by a shitty surgeon whose ad she likely found in the Yellow Pages. She looks dreadful. ASIDE from the fact that she has more caked on makeup than I have ever seen in my life, she wears special-effects reject colored lenses (again, cheap....she is obviously completely taste-less, as well) and is just not an attractive person. She is gaining on The Bride of Wildenstein. She passed Jackson Family looks a LONG time back.
Oh my gosh people get over it - there are soooo many other stars that look way worst after plastic surgery (Joan Rivers, Shannon Doherty, Star Jones, Pamela Anderson, Linda Evans and the list goes on and on) - I agree that she's had a bit too much surgery, but she has always and WILL always be a beautiful black woman. I love her style, persona, and intelligent wit. As a matter of fact she has a song called SHUT UP B*TCH just for you haters.
lool omg. these pics are so funny...poor lil kim
good lord, she's ugly ! :D
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oohhhh !!! queen B is back !!!! haha you are super
I will juste to like ,like you lil kim !!
you are mah god
kissss
re: black lines in her hand its called melanin dummy
lil kim is beautifull as she is and if you hate her then i hate you to.lil kim is just being real
" She is gaining on The Bride of Wildenstein. She passed Jackson Family looks a LONG time back." -- Random Starlet
I am laughing soooooo f cking hard right now!!! That is brilliant AND true!
Lil Kim is obviously obsessed with plastic surgery-she probably had low self esteem to begin with and thought that surgery was a quick face to making her beautiful and giving her confidence-only now it seems there is no end in sight and its even harder because she is in the public eye and ppl will talk about it-but this is a lesson to young girls who are considering it because this is what really happens and you can never be pretty enough or skinny enough-and on their quest to beauty and perfection women are taking it way too far...and this can make them a lot worse off than they were before-when they were probably just fine to begin with......its very sad that some girls look up to these women and aspire to be like them.....i know its cliche but beauty really does come from within-you have to love yourself and your body enough to accept the things about yourself that you CAN'T change-and show the world what you have to offer(its not all about appearances)
She should be put into a gas chamber along with britney spears, paris hilton and nicole richie and every fake gangster bitch like 5o cent and all them dirty black kaffers.
Ew. In the first picture she looks glossy!!!
ugh, I don't know what the hell she did to her face but DAMN!!!
She doesn't even look like a real person!
Isn't that the trannie that Eddie Murphy picked up?
...
No?
...
Maybe that's the trannie Gremlin from Gremlins 2....
No?
Damn.
Either way, it can't really be Lil Kim. Too many clothes, not enough rapper skeet on her face.
what's those black lines in her hand?
creepy.
lilliputians (sp)
the michael jackson's friend liz taylor
not the richard burton liz taylor
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