Bastardly Fashion Ratings: Mena Suvari
Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

These come from an Entertainment Weekly Party thrown @ the 31st Annual Toronto International Film Festival.
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I think she looks awesome. The jacket is a little fug, but overall she looks good.
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There is nothing wrong with her hair that a juicy load of man-jizz hair cream wouldn't cure
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I don't like the boots. Open toed shoes are more her suit.
...and I'd pee in her butt.
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damn that hair looks retarded......
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Lilyspryte is right. That's the kind of haircut that mentally challenged grocery baggers wear. Wear is she? Iceland? Show a little skin that isn't broken out.
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Mena's gorgeous but she really has to get rid of those bangs. And show some skin. And turn around so we can lust after her amazing ass.
And oh yeah, make more movies.
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the only movies this chick should be making are the ones that start with a fuck scene...she needs to get some help fast otherwise she will be starring in Mena and the Giant DonkeyCock....
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She needs to be in more movies, with better hair and wearing sexier outfits.
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If only her bangs covered her entire face.
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Ouch that hair is horrible. And her smile just looks grotesque in that first picture. I would need to double brown bag that one to sleep with her.
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Why is she holding her genitals in pic 2? Anyways, awful fashion choices (leopard printed bag, ugly sports jacket from 1,2 generations ago and shiny cowboy boots? eh...wtf!?) And she also wins the price for ugliest hairstyle to go with the awful outfit. Congrats!
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She's got to keep the funny looking bangs, or else she'd be displaying her 5-6-maybe-even-7-head. She's not UGLY per say, but aside from the obvious massive expanse of shiny forehead, there's something about her face that doesn't seem quite right. She's got boobs like Claire Danes! IE- none.
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ya, i'm pretty sure her forehead-size is up there w/ Tyra Banks, venus williams, etc...
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She needs to keep the bangs or that movie-screen forehead will show again. I think she looks good.
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I think she gotta pee (but i don't know if it's in the butt of someone).
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She's definitely Hot! Pretty eyes.
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I love her!
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I find her rather weird looking...... extremely weird looking.
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I'm not feeling that hair. It reminds me of a female version of the bowl cut.
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She looks horrible with that hair. Get the hair back to how it was and she will look great.
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