The Slutty Whores of Flavor of Love 2 in October, 2006 King Magazine
Monday, September 11th, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex

Straight from the KING Mag Blog, here's a brief blurb about the dirty bitches who're trying to get a hold of Flav's balls in season two...
Government Nevaeh Crawford
Love Handle Krazy
What's in a Name? “When I went up to him and sang, he called me Krazy. I asked him why he called me that and he said he was crazy about me from the time he met me.â€
Government London Charles
Love Handle Deelishis (pronounced Delicious)
What's in a Name? “Flav assumed I was that deal, so he put it all together and said the deel-is-his.â€
Government Maria Dunbar
Love Handle Spunkee
What's in a Name? “I told everyone that as soon as I see Flav I'm gonna jump on his back. I could have some low-rider jeans, with some cute little underwear with a tank top on. He kind of crushed that and said ‘Nah girl, you gonna hurt my back.'â€
Government Shahira “Shay†Johnson
Love Handle Buckeey
What's in a Name? “He named me Buckeey because he says I'm buckwild with my attitude, body and so forth.â€
Government Britnay Morano
Love Handle Tiger
What's in a Name? “I'm an exotic-animal trainer. I use to train safari animals, like mountain lions, jaguars and zebras.â€
Government Larissa Hodge
Love Handle Bootz
What's in a Name? “Flav says he wants to knock the Bootz.â€
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I feel so dirty after doing that post...
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they sure got some good use out of photoshop for that cover...
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ewwww... the second pic is just disgusting. and you know they photoshopped 5 kilos of strech marks and cellulite out.
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Is the new season any good? I only caught the first couple eps.
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did they photoshop out the scars on delish?
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Deelishis's ass makes me wanna throw up
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are they a....a.....a....bb....b...b.......aaaaaaaaa.a.......nd? :o
nah...in order to be fuckable or famous nowadays someone has to be either skinny or fat or has to have something huge stickin' out of her body. katantia.eftuxws pou sumvainoun mono sto amerika akakaakakakka.ftou poutanario.
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ew get this shit outta here!!
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ugly, every single one of them, I don't care how much they have been fixed up and air brushed and photo shopped. they all need paper bags over their heads, and gunny sacks for their falt flabby bodies. Why is it black women who are the ugliest and fattest always think they are the hottest? Someone needs to tell these stupid niggas they ain't Hallie Berry and to take their fat butts back to the projects or ghetto or wherever they come from..
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So men now a days are attracted to, and turned on by cartoons? They're so 'drawn'....overshopped....
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I don't think anyone here mistook these skanks for attractive...
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PHOTOSHOPPED TO THE MAX. ENOUGH SAID.
:-p
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Holy Photoshop! They practically made CARTOONS of these bitches!
LOL!
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flabby bodies. Why is it black women who are the ugliest and fattest always think they are the hottest? Someone needs to tell these stupid niggas they ain’t Hallie Berry and to take their fat butts back to the projects or ghetto or wherever they come from
u sayin you don't enjoy a juicy ass?
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They are all fuckin ugly.....Hol up let me rephrase myself They are all fuckin ugly except krazy. Them hoes need to get on their knees and give flav some head and that be something to talk about. They could let ppl know what flavor is flav #$^&**lololol
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BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!
It's all about krazy and Bootz!! Yes, they r all nasty, but as far as looks goes its all about krazy and bootz!
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I'm not a woman, but how can those chicks even be touching flav? Just goes to show;
people will do anything these days for 15 minutes of fame! Do they even realize what flav's
grill is like while they kiss him? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
They should call the show: FEAR FACTOR!!!
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Joe Smooo.... Just because Black women have big asses doesn't mean they live in the Ghetto or in the projects.. ignoramous..asshole.. YOU must be some small dick no pussy or ass getting (unless you take it up your ass.. faggot) cracker honkey white man with a complex... and Yes I have a wonderful FAT JUICY ASS!!! that is too all my black women who rock the booty...its all good... photshop or not..
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BOOTZ, baby, BOOTZ!!!
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Yeah there are two white women...I think...Gah so much photoshop. It's hurting my eyes. If they look this awful after so much of it, imagine what the real pictures must be like. Poor people that had to work on them, too.
Fear Factor, indeed.
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haha theyre so gross that they went crazy with the airbrushing and made them into cartoons
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Words simply fail.
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For the record, There is only one white-girl in the picture and that is Tiger (pink Lingerie)
The closest to white after that is Krazy and she is puerto-rican or mexican or something.
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Well Mr. Joe Shmoe I guess you and your people must be monkey lovers. As history tells, you beet face, wet dog-smelling and dog-screwing, lice having, nasty muthas have been raping and screwing so-called monkeys for years. You watch the show and if you had the opportunity, you would screw one in a minute.
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You Go "THe Monkey" - I agree a thousand percent... for Mr. Stra.... (never u mind to spell your name right) - You wish you had that thick cock u mention - then you'd be able to actually fulfill the "Asshole" you claim to be... am I right???? and you are a Honkey and a cracker - one because you can blow it out your ass all day (Honkey) and two if under pressure you crack faster then that ass of yours (cracker) get it biiiiaaatttt&&&!!!!!
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This note is also to JOE motherfuckin Shmoe! Let me tell you somethin you bitch ass white devil or whatever the fuck you wanna be called. You're disrespectful and ignorant ass comments would get yo ass killed, when you come across the wrong black person. You BITCH!!!! If we're such monkeys, why the FUCK are white people trying to get lip and ass implants or injections and tanning, just to look a little more like us...you lipless, flat-assed, pale-y, wet-dog smelling, bare-foot walking, kissing dogs in the mouth, trailer park trash smelling, LITTLE cock having, parsnip eating, greaseball face,faggot ass son of a bitch. Get a motherfucking life and stop hating black people cause you wish you were black! Night, night and hold your butt cheeks tight, BITCH!
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You trailer trash white faggot monkeys are so damn jealous. If yall dont like flav or the girls on flav then why do you tune in every week. Damn dont yall have something else to do like attend a gay-rave-goth party or watch repeats of "friends". STOP HATE-EN. All yall talken about air brushed pictures, i dare you to put to a pic of yallselves up, so i can see what yall look like. and lastly stop hate-en on black girls. everybody has their own style of what is sexy. Just like how white people think that a girl who looks like skeletor is sexy. (and yall have the nerve to talk, lol). White jealous monkeys.
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I am a bright, articulate, sexy, handsome professional bm 35 who loves thick fat ass women black or white, but especially black women.Any man who likes a skinny flat ass woman is a homosexual or a pedophile or a man with a small penis period because your thing is too little to work the middle!!Hey you race baiting lossers get a life and become a real man like me who realizes what a "real woman" is not some little flat ass girl.
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Deelishis is a Slut and I hope Flav realizes that when he makes his pick
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Well i think all of you who are hatin can get a life. there is beauty in every race. As for the girls on the show, they are average and normal, its the whole point of the damn show it's the reason no one can stop watching. it's like who the hell are these women that can make out with flav? he's not attractive. so what makes you think these girls are going to be the finest people ever? the point is if you cant appreciate a woman's confidence in her body then you really suck, but your opinion wont mean a damn thing to her and thats the beauty of it. as for me.... i think he should pick krazy she seems like the least back stabbing and help with her singing career.
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To the racist white person,
Evidently you don't know your own history, your white ancestors were in the damm mountains in Europe eating each other and they evolved from the monkeys. WHY DO YALL THINK YALL HAVE THE RECESSIVE GENES? WEIRD SHAPED TEETH AND HAIR LIKE AN AMIMAL ON YOUR BODIES. YALL DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WASH YOUR ASS CORRECTLY. MOST OF YOUR RACE OF WOMEN CAN'T EVEN GET PREGNANT BECAUSE YOUR GENES ARE SO WEAK AND YOU LACK MELANIN .
CHECK YOURSELF Because if you come in the hoood talking that shit, we have something for your ass.
WHITE WOMEN YALL PRAISE ON TV ARE SO DAMM FAKE, Extentions/weaves, fake lips, butt implants, tans, fake tits, fake hair color (yeah I know most of yall aren't even natural blondes) but all yall can ever seem to bring up is blk women and fake hair, WOW THATS JUST ONE DAMM THING COMPARED TO THE LIST OF FAKE SHIT WHITE WOMEN DO. White womens photos are photoshoped too dumbass.
Yes those girls arent the prettiest but there are a lot of gorgeous blk women in the world and hate all you want but men of all races have been checking us for years.
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Listen to all the hatin ass little dick crackers up in here.. I bet your little fucking dicks wouldn't even touch the inner walls of oneof these girls.. I swear, you can always tell a pencil dick or fat flabby ass cracker just by how they post..
Stop hatin, take someone that smiling bob shit!!!
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have you seen white women without make up; now thats ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
They say they're beautiful with fake color(tan), body parts,make-up and extensions
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Erica
shut up you racist whore.. really shut the phuck up
dumb racist whore
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Looks like they photoshopped out Delishis' scars!! that's bunk! Deelish needs to get some lipo on her thighs and a.s.s., she is one fat ho.
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I have to comment on the comment about balck woman. Dont you dare compare any of these whores to black women. I think that any woman black or white who would subject themselves to this type of scrutiny are less than stupid. There were women from all walks of life on the show veying for the affection of Flavor Flav. There was an equal amount of white trash skank whores on the show. You keep putting your women who tan, get ass injections to look black and try to fuck every black celebrity, athlete etc. on pedastals if you want to. But i would'nt compare that type of white woman to any black woman that i know. You check your history you idot. When your deviant ancestors were heading back to America from africa that were raping little innocent african children, boys and girls right along with their mothers. All the while looking upon the men, amazed at the size of their huge thick penis' wondering why their little pink dicks were so small. Go jack off to that you bastard!
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I think all the ladies were very pretty and i believe that all you haters saying anything else suck. Why cant we just be happy for them. I think it nasty that they kissed flavor flav but yet in still if they like it i love it. Good show ladies you had me tuning in evey sunday!!
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buckeye and bots can get it NE time!!! i swear them gerls need to come give me a visit!!! oh la la.
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Hey!! Deelishis' scars from the car accident are gone! They erased them!
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Hey racist & hater's
When it all comes down the creator will single y'all out, so be cool. As for these hot babes I can't keep from looking at all the pics and dreaming, fantasizing about what it would be like to be with Boots, Deelishis & Buckey. Alls I can say is my girlfriend (who be black) too, loves me to look at the girlz pics and have a hot session w/her! She wants to start working out, biking, squats and eating more to get a hot booty like the fabulous girls. These girls got it knows how to work it and it shows! Great photo shot, cover and story.
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deelishiousz is l0okin jus as her name state deelishiousz shes HELLA FOiNE !
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Erica your stupid fucking, ignorant idiot you black women look the most like fuckin monkeys. We dont need melanin because whites live in cold climates when we wash our hair it smells like shampoo. Were skinny I watched the National Geographic show and believe me blacks are the most ugliest, disgusting animal like people their religoun is not christianity they rape and they are dying of aids in Africa for their evil ways. That whole slavery thing the white man did you a big favor we brought you here introduced you to christianity give you rights and freedom I think blacks should be greatful for the whole slavery thing it turned out being a good thing.
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Lewis
Do you even know what you wrote down? "blacks should be greatful for the whole slavery thing" Do some research...Why would we thank you for 400 years of broken families, rape, torture, etc. You are a real ignorant person...There are other things i could say to you but i can see you are definately not worth my time...i hope your views change...god bless
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all the fucking honkys on here need to shut the fuck up! yawl smell like wet dogs, with your pointy ass noses and flat assess! on top of that i watched porn with white bitches on it and their clits are all bent out of shape from too much fucking. i dont know why though because white men have little ass dicks.you know you wanna b like us, thats why you go tanning! white kids are cute & for the most part the women are too, but the white men are ugly & corny ass shit, with your tight ass pants.yawl get wrinkles before u even turn 25.why dont u just put your kkk sheets back over your face you pointy nose,balogni smellin,flat ass,tiny dick,wrinkle face,corny ass,trailer park,black pussy rapin,never funny,wanna b dark,oilyv ass hair, ugly ass-geek ass BITCH! you fuckin cracker!
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LOL at lonnie........................................ that shit was funny as all HELL.
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To LEWIS, so the fuck what if you think like we look like fucken monkeys. If that’s the fucken case, that were so fucken ugly then why ur little dick ass white grandfathers kidnapped and FUCKED us. They must LOVE that old banging black monkey pussy. Your grandfathers and his boys couldn’t get enough of us. If I saw a ugliass white monkey in the jungle I wouldn’t kidnap it, have sex with it , and then let it live in my house. Yall white bird shit as looken wigger mutha fuckers love us. Secondly, the reason why black people dying of aids in Africa is because yall white bird shit ass wiggers gave it to us. Yall did us just like yall did them Indians. Next time fight us up front, and stop spreading little punk ass diseases. Lastly, Lewis it is just as easy for me to laugh at what the fuck white people went through during the holocaust or even 911, but that’s not my style. All I can say about that slavery shit is that shit would neva fucken happen again. Yall white people scared of us now, and that’s how I like. YALL DUMB ASS WIGGERS BROUGHT US OVA HERE AND GAVE US RIGHTS CAUSE YALL FUCKEN LOVE US. WHY ELSE. LEWIS GIVE YA LITTLE DICK BIRD SHIT SMELLEN AND LOOKEN GRANDFATHER MY NUMBER 1800- BLACK MONKEY PUSSY. I BET U , HE WILL CALL ME.
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Lewis
You need to read ur bible b/c the God u praise would not approve of your views.
African-Americans (fat, skinny, short, tall, light and dark) are beautiful people and it is a shame that u will never know. And no one should believe slavery of any race is/was a great thing. You need to watch the History Channel because we are people not animals. Most of the tools u use to get by day after day were created by African-Americans. And remember America is not your native country.
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OMG, what the hell is wrong with you people! Why the hell are you hating eachother so much, such a fucking waste of time. We are all bastards in the end; and thats proven by both sides. Fighting, hating and fighting gets you no where. Hate is baggage, you are all hypocrites for hating slavery and then hating and being racist or hating black people, thats the whole problem! What is the fucking point! Flavor of love is a great show, the last thing I paid attention to was the races, I feel sorry for all of you!
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After reading all of that above i have only one thing to say.
You all must understand that white people will never acknowlege the fact that egypt was created by black people , not white people.
Hell even a university did a study to see if kids would prefer black dolls or white doll, and what i hated about this so called "study" was that they posted this shit in the media.
That study they did had only one purposs and that is to make black people feel bad and make white people feel good , all because these kids choose white dolls over black. Well what did you expect from a goverment who trys to brainwash people into thinking that white people are superior to black( which is bull shit because i have proof) people.
I'M also sick of white people telling my people to forget about the past and move on. How can we move on when white people are still doing their racist bigotry.
You white motherfuckers need to understand that things that happend in the past can influence actions and effects of the furture. Telling us to forget about the things that happend to us is like sending solders on the battle field with no guns. We're only doing what comes naturally,all those things that happend in the past was truly wrong and senseless . So this is why we will never forget because we will become weak and the white race will overthrow us and we will lose the Info about who we are and where we came from.
We black people will not stand for this shit!!!
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Wow...what a sad state of affairs this world is in. All this hatred towards each other simply based on a man's skin color. Completely childish and a waste of energy. I think many things need to happen to make the situation better, but it has to start with moving forward. How can anyone possibly move forward and make a better life for themselves or their family when they're to busy living in the past? I understand that there are still many racist people in the world, and I must say that I've met about the same amount of black racists as I have white men. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that just by reading this page, both sides have a long way to go. I hope that ya'll can just try to find the good in people, regardless of their skintone and to start treating everyone as though you, yourself would want to be treated. Let go of the past. The oppression is over. Slavery will never again exist in this country so by continuing to engage yourselves in this meaningless verbal assault, you only prove your ignorance. Whether you are white or black...none of this matters. And when we all stand face to face with our maker, maybe then you'll realize how ridiculous, immature, childish, and absolutely ignorant you all truly are. Move on and let the past stay where it belongs...in the past. Concentrate on being excellent towards one another and making a decent life for your families. Then the energy being used will actually produce positive results. Otherwise, you will continue to perpetuate any ill feelings and racist bigotry that obviously still blankets this country in such a ridiculous fashion.
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so i definitely thik that all races should be able to get along. i am upset that people are in this room talking about different races in a negative way. if you ask me, i think that we are all alike an that we are all equal. people seem to think because yo are black or white that we do not deserve the same treatment, but guess what?, we do. and if you think about it we are mixed with a whole but stuff anyway. i do not believe that we are purely one race. everyone is sleeping with everyone now a days that it wouldn't make sense if you talk about that person because believe it or not you are probably the same as the other person
ps. think about what you say because if you don't you will make an ass out of yourself.
signing off,
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i HATE WHITE PEOPLE I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE FUCKERS AND MOST STILL BELEIVE THAT US BLACKS ARE THEIR SLAVES MEN FUCK THEM AND WHAT THEY THINK CUZ TO ME THEY ARE MINE.. THESE PPL GETS ON MY LAST NERVES I HATE LOOKING AT THEM ILL LOVE TO KILL A WHITE MOTHER FUCKER..BLACK POWER FOR EVER!!! AND NO!!! IM NOT FROM USA IM FROM THE BAHAMAS.... WHITE SUCKSSSSS... BLACK RULES BIG IT UP 4 MY BOY FLAV AND ALL MY BLACK BROS OUT THERE
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ugly, every single one of them, I don't care how much they have been fixed up and air brushed and photo shopped. they all need paper bags over their heads, and gunny sacks for their falt flabby bodies. Why is it white women who are the ugliest and fattest always think they are the hottest? Someone needs to tell these stupid honkeys they ain't mariah carey and to take their fat butts back to the europe or cave or wherever they come from..o
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I have 2 comments:
1) one of them is white. guess which one.
2) they've been photoshopped so much that they look like a drawing.
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and one of them looks like she is taking a dump.
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What is that white woman doing on the cover? Is like an alternate universe where they have the token white instead of the token black everywhere else.
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AHHH-HA-HA!
every other comment is calling these cartoons and drawings!
lol!
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But Mr. Joseph Schmoe obviously struck a nerve with Smiles (did Flave give you that name?). Now, I'm not a "faggot" (for shame, you worthless homophobe!), nor am I an "ignoramus" (note the spelling, no second "o"). I'm certainly an asshole, however as I have a large, thick cock, I'm not aware of having any. But when will you freaking monkeys learn that "honkey" and "cracker" aren't proper insults? At least "white devil" has some sort of edge to it. Go Duke Lax!
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Hey I've been readin all of your comments. 35 The professional that was some funny sh!t u said. I'm white and I ain't hatin on them black girls because they are beautiful (ecspecially BOOTZ!!) I am thick built I think skinny girls with no asses look horrible. My husband loves it. Who ever dont like my FAT A*S can kiss it!! Because you girls are just hatin bc your ugly a*ses ain't up on here!! And to 22 Stan8o It's all about BOOTZ N BUCKEE. And to 14 Joe shmoe I have a fat ass b!tch!! You're stupied a*s is just jealous bc all u can get is them fat as* 250 pound twinky eating b!tches!! U limp D!ck mother F^cker!! And even though them girls have been air brushed they're still Hot Did'nt u watch flavor of love???? DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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AS WE USED TO SAY HERE IN MY COUNTRY AS A KID! BLACK IS THE BEAUTY AND WHITE IS THE HOG,PUT IT ALL TOGETHER AND ULL BE A DOG LOL.. SIMPLY WERE BETTER DAN WHITES..IM NOT RACIST BUT I GATTA STAND UP FOR MY PPLS AND FORGET ALL YALL WHITE PPL WHO HATE BLACK PPL.. IF UR WHITE AND LUV BLACKS WE CAN ROLL BUT IF NOT HELL WIT U BITE MY BLACK ASS..AND OHHH YEA FLAV SHOW IS GREAT 5*s
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Page 4 looks pissed.. like Flav stretched out her panties.. haha
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Oh theres actually two white women. I wonder which of them Flava is going to pick to win...
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And whoever has a comment EMAIL ME @ LeslieDawn19@hotmail.com I check it alot DAILY!!! SO send em in
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