Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Wedding Photos: Tackiness Redefined


You gotta love that smile!

As most of you probably know, these two lovebirds tied the financial knot earlier this year in May on the island of Fiji. Since no one in the entertainment biz really gives a shit about them, they opted to invite only dead people.

Dean added: "I invited my deceased parents Doreen and David. I know for a fact that my mum and dad brought Tori into my life."

Tori wrote an invitation to her childhood nanny Margaret Lockett, who died in 2004. Once the invitations were ready, they were burnt in a camp fire.

She said: "I dashed to the water's edge and tossed my bouquet high into the sky and thanked our angels for bringing us together." [Exposay]


How sweet.

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16 Scandalous Comments

shouldn't that say Mr Dean Spelling in the sand

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 1:12pm

I fail to see how a wedding on the beach is tacky....... Unless of course you count the pure white polyester tux, the insane bride, the angels catching the bouquet part, the short bald guy in a kilt, the inviting of dead people, the campfire on the beach, and the line-dancing in the ocean.... Otherwise, it's a perfectly normal ceremony of union.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 1:24pm

shes disgusting...

on a more random note...anna nicole's son died on september 10th 3 days after she gave birth to a daughter...

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 1:51pm

whoa, how'd he die, and how old was he, kerry?

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 2:13pm

This girl to me is really sexy and cute ! people saying all the mean things are just jealous and try to put all their frustration into someone who is not 100 percent perfect . But this girl was always cute in 90210 and has a really cute voice and amzing body ! she seems very nice too . you all should hate this big fish eyes angel jolie . i hate that bitch !

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 2:25pm

the phototsa werent that tack....the 3rd page one looks phototshopped, unless the sky really looked like that in which cool.......
her dress was cute.....
serpico....he was 20 and theres no comfornation of death yet........
i do feel sad for anna..........

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 2:45pm

wow that sucks, but thank you "1" I appreciate it. :)

Anyways, Tori Spelling is not all that attractive, sergianno. She has the same skull that Eric whathisface wore in the movie "Mask."

Stoltz, I think it is.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 3:23pm

Tori's even less attractive now (if that's possible) that her Daddy dissed her in his will and left it all to her bitch Mother.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 3:57pm

Tori and her horseface self just wont go away, 90210 has been over for like 15 years now!

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 4:40pm

fo you think she gonna call her psychiatrist to tell her husband it's over ?
she is a sweet girl, I like her eyes it reminds me of her daddy.
Prenuptial agreements Tori (yes 2 or 3), your dad would hate to see him stole all the money he worked hard for.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 7:19pm

jesus, I had not seen all the pics (see all the pics before you write guys)
it really looks like a bad soap opera, like a soap yep.
who is the vilain ?

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 7:21pm

Wow I didn't know K-Fed had a twin bro. Its too bad Tori didn't get too wasted and fall on a beach bonfire, now that would be a celebration indeed.

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 8:31pm

What, she didn't invite her dear dead daddy too?

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 9:50pm

serpico...annas son was years old

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 11:07pm

i like rene zelwager and tori spelling is a fukin bitch ok go fuk urself !

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 2:47pm

I like the fact that they had someone light them in the pitch black for the pictures...it looks like they asked the hotel maint. people for a flood light or something....way to go...

the sky in the darker shot looks pretty fucked up to me...it looks as though the angels weren't from heaven but from hell...

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 3:25pm

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