The Bastardly Morning Report by Brittany Murphy
Monday, September 11th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Brad Pitt was a thousand faces this morning at a press conference for his film "Babel" at the Toronto Film Festival. He was probably happy, because he was away from that nagging Angie and the kids.
Michael K @ DListed
Well, now that I know that God loves Jenna Jameson and her naughty stripper friends, my day got a whole lot better. There will be slutty angels in heaven! Hallelujah!
Mr. Tuna @ HollywoodTuna
Kirsten Dunst drenched in water and enough black eyeliner to make Johnny Depp jealous, poses in what looks like a car accident scene/garbage dump.
Cara Harrington @ A Socialite's Life
He arrived at the Toronto Film Festival this past Thursday in an ox-cart pulled by several women to blaring Kazakh music.
Mr. Popoholic
It's about as bad as we were all expecting. I've been more engaged by cell-phone videos made by fourth-graders.
Nick @ CelebSlam lays down a fairly bastardly review of K-Fed's epic new video.
Here's more Brittany Murphy...
Brittany wearing her nicest "fuck-me" boots
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I dont care what anyone says ffs..i still have yet to see this chick as anything but fugly and a crackhead
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I've got nothing for this chick, she's too skinny,& not that pretty. And may the god of your choice bless the 9-11 victums. Fuck Bin Laden & all of those goat fucking cowards.
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This is the lamest photo shoot I have seen. What's with the "air" guitar pose? Loser.
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umm She's just a little weird. NO. Actually, she's fucking wacked.
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fuck u
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She is a dime a dozen.
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This is just strange.
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looks more like Charlie Murphy....
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She is wicked cute... who wouldnt like to fuck her silly and shoot all over her pretty face?
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I agree, she looks more crackwhore than anything.
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peng, that was my initial take on the shoot as well.
this falls into the "what the fuck were they thinking..." category of photoshoots.
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i hate her. she is pretty skanky, particulary with that nasty bleached hair
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she looks like trailer trash or some whore youd pick up on 42nd street. id still fuck her dough but with two condoms.
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I'd give her the Uzbekistan Corkscrew, followed by the Munchausen Bumpunch.
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whhy thaaht MOTHAFUKA
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just to add wtf is up with her eyes they look lop sided
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