Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel crosses the street!
Thursday, September 7th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Oh yes, Jessica, you can stop traffic for your fine ass any time! OW!
Oh yes, Jessica, you can stop traffic for your fine ass any time! OW!
sweet
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I like how she's so happy to see the cameraclowns...some people like....um...iduno...Kate Hudson run away from them...
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. . . .UUUhhh. . .That ass went from 7th Heaven to being the 8th wonder of the world. If I weren't at work right now...
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That thing has gone down the gutter.
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Her BIG ASS is what demoted pluto from being a planet. pluto ain't got nothin' on that.
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Hot and healthy. Not a recurring combination in Hollyweird.
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= You work it girl! WOW! She works really, really hard for that body, that's for sure! Good for her! I really like Jessica because she isn't like all the skinny, talentless hoes walking around L.A. Keep it up!
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Sooo sexy. I love healthy women. Go, Jessica!!!
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I've said this before...that ass is built for comfort, not for speed...I think she could crack walnuts between her butt cheeks...Love it!!!
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I don't like her face, but her body's got to be the best in Hollywood.
I like how she can go out wearing no makeup (at least so it seems), and regular NORMAL clothes, and she looks better than those who do!
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Just not enough shots of her booty :-(
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BUSTA RHYMES WOULD SAY...Bitch I'll light that ass on fire...Move girl I'll light your ass on fire
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She needs to insure her ass like J Lo did, especially when it's much nicer. Jesus, I'm a straight chick and I can't help but stare at that perfect ass.
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Can we please do something about her fug face?
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She's too fuckin' manly. Too close to body builder types, I guess. Tone those muscles down, but keep the ass and tits!
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Deliciously muscular.
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Jessica Biel crosses the street.
Followed closely by her caboose.
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girl with anti-gravity ass...
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Best body in Hollywood, but I'm a little worried where she's going to take it in the Rear future. She's walking a tight rope building that kind of bulk. As for now, I agree with Degasiado, why is there anything but ass shots?? The paparazzi need to get on the ball and follow her from behind.
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Theirs something ugly about her figure. Her butd looks kinda strange to me she kinda has a retarded body.
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I dunnno... she had a gr8 fit body a couple weeks ago... now it looks a bit too butch for my liking, spesh those arms are prolly bigger than half you lot of guys in here :P
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Her face is cute here.
But #24 is right. I know this woman that's a body-builder and let me tell you...Biel has a huge potential of becoming one...if she isn't already. It doesn't look healthy to me..more like she swallows steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Her ass looks very strange to me. And I dont know why but I think she's kinda ugly. Her mouth looks all puffeed out or something. The only movie i've ever seen her in was The texas Chainsaw massacre and the woman is just not that hot.
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Hot. I would have her sit on my face so I could eat her poop.
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If I'm ever reincarnated, I want to be her thong panties with my nose where her bunghole is.
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and one year later is still a great piece of ass....one of the best of all asses!!
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Her face reminds me of Brad Pitt.
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Damn, she's HOT!!!
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this she-man can play a role of he-man
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#5 is funny, #7 is cute
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There are days that I think she could give me a run for my money at arm wrestling, this is not one of those days, close but no. She is so fine, I want to have her, soooo bad!
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Natural. She looks good.
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God damn that's a nice ass. Yum yum yum. She needs a nice spankin'.
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Damn that body's thigh.
I'm in love with her........... Ass.
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i wanna make sweeeeeeeet love to her all night long!
this ass could bring world peace! for real!
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Yeah 13..she looks cuter than most celebs' paparazzi shots. That's nice to see.
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