The Bastardly "Guess Suri Cruise's Race" Game




Is Keanu Reeves's depression linked to the fact that he's actually Suri's father & Tommie has secretly drugged & hypnotized Katie Holmes to the point where she cannot escape his cage of alien love?

Your guess is as good as mine.

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That Baby is so cute!!!!!!!!! I think the baby is white but has asian like eyes my eyes are shaped like that too and I am pure white. I love the hair on that baby and it looks like Tom I think they have a cuter baby than Brad and Angie that kid aint all that cute but I only saw her when she was like weeks old they get cuter with age but Tom and Katie have a really cute kid!

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 1:07am
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She has her mother's eyes.. Katies eyes have the same asian/heavy appearance sometimes. And a lot of hair is not strange. You are just used to bald-headed ones.. hee hee

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 1:21am
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After seeing this pic, I believe Takeshi Kaneshiro is the father.

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 1:48am
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Yeah I say he has tom cruise hair and Katie homes eyes. because mix those two parents hair you get that.

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 3:55am
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I love it! Suri is so cute!! Even more than Shiloh!
She has her mom's eyes and her dad's mouth. you can totally tell. she is not ASIAN...stupid

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 5:14am
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“Earth welcomes you, Suri Cruise” Links

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Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 5:34am
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you can't compare Suri with Shiloh.. the pictures of Shiloh were taken when she was just a few days old, and she didn't have defined characteristics.. Suri is almost 5 month old now, she's older

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 7:02am
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This child is the product of alien proportions. The father (XENU) , and Katie are very proud of their offspring, so should we! Enough with the critizism. Tom paid good money to have this child created god damn it!

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 7:35am
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Suri so has Katie's nose.

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 7:38am
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is it wearing a wig?
probably to hide its horns or antenna
or what ever the fuck it has poking out of its alien scalp

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 10:02am
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The kids eyes look like a down syndrome child....poor thing...dee-dee-dee

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 11:22am
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you people are mean....just wait until you have a baby...its gonna have an arm growing out of its forehead

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 12:11pm
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SERIOUSLY! It's a wig dammit....... from what I have seen, Hispanic babies have the most hair when they are infants, but STILL not that much! Besides, I think I see some brown hair poking out from underneath............ whether the baby is theirs biologically or not, Tom Cruise is a nut..... and his acting blows.......

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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Lilspryte hispanics do have alot of hair like that when they are born my baby looked like a beast when she was born and she is half white. PLus Suri is older so her hair has probably grown from then my daughter had so much hair at that age she looked like elvis and have you ever heard of black hair that has some brown it ! The baby is really cute and I think it is theirs...........

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 12:39pm
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oh the kid is so cute
awwwwww!
how fucking boring can you get
here is a website for all the cheek-pinchers
http://www.annegeddes.com/home/galleries/index.aspx?log=nav_home_galleri...

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 12:51pm
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Ahh leave her alone, she's adorable, I see a mix of both parents in her. But I don't think she can compare to Gwen Stefani's baby Kingston, now THAT is a cute kid.

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 6:30pm
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Poor little dear has Tom's freaky schnozz.

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 12:17am
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Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 12:22am
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shes gorgeous!

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 9:31am
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If those two wackjobs seriously think me to believe that screaming bag of poo is theirs, they have another thing coming. They adopted. It's all a sham/publicity stunt--maybe to boost their popularity or maybe recruit more followers for that spaced-out religion of his.

And quit with all the sentimental gush already. Do I care what your brat looked like when you dropped it? Just face it, you're the only one who thinks the thing was cute.

That's why men rule the world and not you.

Now go and watch Oprah.

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 4:56pm
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Okay: So this baby looks a little different, thats what babies with mixed backgrounds usually look like. Imagine Noami Campell and all the other models withthese eyes of scandanavian, native american , asiatic origins. (look at the map ans see how these groups may well have come into contact and influenced the gene pool)

2: America is full of people with mixed heritage. There is no pure white , no pure black, no pure anything, Get over it, if you have features that remind people of another race, go back and quetio your grandmother about the milk man and the window cleaner

3: It is possible that 2 predominantly white gene pools can produce this baby. However it is rare. With the number of mixed babies I have seen, you will somethigns see half african babies that look white or half asian babied looking full white. For this baby to have these features show up asn have a whole lot of people comments, it means there is something in the gene pool somewhere.

4: We do not know either parents well enough or for that matter the milk men and window cleaners in their neighbourhood decades back, so we can only speculate.

5: I do not know much about Tom Cruise till his recent madness in the press. However if he could have children why the adoption with someone he spent 10 years with. He has been married 2x and in long relationships and none of these produced children. All of a sudden this man in deleriously in love with some young thing who is totally infatuated with him to go along on the ride.

5: Frankly this family is jsut as wierd as your neighbor and they need to keep their wierdness to themselves and ignore the press as Tom as done over the years till this moment of his life. The fact that he goes on to shout about how happy he is is jsut so insulting to his previous realtionships, like thsoe women were simply so BORING that he was never happy with them till this particular woman...WIERD...rather I believe somthing change drastically in his life and not Katie Holmes. Even the most in love couples Will and Jada, Brosnan and Keeley Shay have thier fun moments but no this madness between thse two

6: The eyes looks neither like Toms or Katies. If Katies had those eyes she would have been noticed a lot more..think Noami Campells exotic looks or Tyson Beckford. She never stood out that much and form years of watching Dawson creek , I never noticed anything of the sort. So I actually went looking for full face pictures of both parents and the baby does nto have either Toms or Kaites eyes. Someone mentioned that she had Chris Kliens eyes. The funny thing is the babys eyes look more like chris klien then Tom or Katie. Not saying that its chris baby, but there is smoething off about this scenario. Its could be a borrowed baby for the pcitures and if its the real suri then someone goota start asking some DNA questions. Think of the Black man who passed for white all his life ans suddently had a dark skinned baby with his white wife...hmmm did the wife already have the bun in the oven or is this a case of rececssive genes finally showing up generations later.

Now for a sensible person I have actually spent a lot of time commenting on this bizzare couple. I wish them the best of luck with their little one. Majority of babies are cute at this age, so she cute as are many other babies. Her parents are rich and famous, doesnt make her extra cute.

Friday, September 8th, 2006 @ 10:18am
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When I was a baby as well as my son, we had large "asian" eyes. The epicanthal fold tends to disappear on those few white babies who have it when the nose"s bridge grows in height. Today I have large almond-shaped eyes and I wouldnt doubt that their baby will as well. I think it is a latent Eurasian thing.

Saturday, September 9th, 2006 @ 4:09pm
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has dull squinty eyes

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 8:05am
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she definitely is half of katie but i highly doubt the other half is Tom..
Suri is either a result of a sperm mix-up or it's Chris Klein's. Chris has the same almond shaped eyes as Suri...

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 1:25am
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She's cute!!! pretti!

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 7:39am
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That is a cute kid.

Why'd they keep her hidden?

She's a beautiful baby!

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 12:20pm
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dull squinty , but blue eyes

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 8:06am
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