first post!! sorry i just had to be inane about it.

i have that same track suit, juicy couture rocks!!!! i guess she lost a lot of weight, but i dont see the need to, she had a cute bod before, right?

where the fuck is her ass be? she used to be sexy but now i dont no man.
she still okay for someone who be so skinny.

don't be a hater just because her mexican bean anorexic ass is skinnerier than any rice gook chink!

She looks very average and not feminine at all.

I gotta go with my boy Bob...there nothing feminine about this broad in those photos...nothing that makes my pipe go happy...

I'm looking at some tall lanky 11 year old girl righ here...no hips, no ass, no breast no nothing...disgusting.

she's the epitome of perfection.

She looks very average and not feminine at all.---------------

are you sure you are did not get this thread confused with the beastly she male broooke hogans thread? there is nothing "average" about Jessica Alba, and she looks 100000000000000000000x's more feminine in sweats than amazon tranny woman brooke hogan looks in a hookerish evening gown.

she is beautiful and always looks the same whether shes in an awards show or walking her dog,if she gained a little bit of weight she would be perfect.

Jessica alba, she is as perfect as you can get when it comes to female beauty.
beautiful in the face and body.
so refreshing after having to endure ugly faced linebacker built brooke hoganss
pics.

Even Brook looks hot compared to that asexual being.

JA 15lbs too thin or 15lbs to heavy doesn't matter to me. She's a natural beauty - me likey.

"Damn you bastardly admins have become so greedy !"

In order to pay for trips around the world, we have to bend over, god damn it!! just make sure you guys are clicking & buying everything!!

chocolate mocha coffe cup cola.
Jessica be my sweetheart. She is fineer than Mariah Carey

When the f uck did she go anorexic and change up like SPears Brit. Is she treating acne? What is that on her face. She is losing her looks I think

Nina, I agree..women seem to overflow with bad comments about her. No wonder. A good looking girl is always hated by people of the same sex (not all). Who cares, she is really beautiful and she knows it. The only thing looks thin is her legs/ass and I think it's because she wears unflattering and big pants.

I have a bigger ass than her and im barely over 100 lbs.

hermanita if you notice that alot of the negative comments towards her are being made by males as well.i give props where props are due.just because someone's definition of beauty may vary from yours doesn't mean they are jealous.now i do understand what you're saying,alot of women say things that are utterly ridiculous out of jealousy,but not all.personally i think j. alba's a pretty girl,but i do think she's overrated.

now compared to other ugly hollyweird starlets she's hot but here in atlanta we'll pass.we like hips and ass

does anyone know her workout routine?

"This is always what happens when starts get no work…"
You mean like "Good Luck Chuck," the sequel to "Fantastic Four" and so on? Jessica is thinner, but she's still a total babe. :)

I cant help but think JA would be so much better suited for porn. I am 100% serious. When you think about it, she would actually be contributing what I think she is truly good at. Lord knows she is not worth the insanely inflated salaries she's receiving for her pouty lips and high school grade performance. And admit it you men would all be happy to see her gyrate her ass in porn...
So Jessie girl, take yourself all scantily clad, suggestive, flirty, sexy..blah blah blah.. Get off the big screen and magazine covers and get in front of the VIDEO camera where you really belong..
Nobody wants to see her half-assed acting, she will never win an Oscar or be taken seriously. I think pretty much all the guys on this web site would probably prefer to see her in a porno (and we all know how much acting that takes)... I don't know what kind of fantasy world this girl is living in but she is one hell of a hypocrite... You can't be an actress, acting all sexy and inviting and then try to give off the impression you're the Virgin Mary. I wouldn't be ranting if she'd ever put on some clothes and choose some roles that don't showcase the emotional range of her ass...Sorry but a pinhead like her will never command my respect...Now if it were Natalie Portman or ScarJo....but they are in a total different league JA could only dream of..
ok now that I've committed the sin of sullying the mighty alba..ya'll can crucify me now...call me jealous or homely, or fat or whatever cheap shots you come up with...bring it...haha

Even Brook looks hot compared to that asexual being."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ARE YOU HIGH?
BROOKE BUSTED HOGAN LOOKKS LIKE A DUDE.
KIND OF A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT TO FUGLY TRANNY WOMAN BROOKE,
BUT STILL, JESSICA ALBA AND BROOKE HOGAN ARE NOT EVEN
IN THE SAME UNIVERSE.

she needs to put some weight into that ass man, i like something to grab onto when im analizing Lisa Guliani

kimerloi that was quite racist of you. if you dont like her, dont attack her nationality for goodness sake!!!! ugh, more slurrs...... racist jerks, please go away ( JAN AND KIMERLOI)

i think she looks cute in dat pik!!

Hot, but the sunglasses are very TJ Hooker-esque. Alright, maybe they didn't wear any shades, but it still looks very fitting for a redneck cop.

It all went downhill after Idle Hands. And you know this.

I am terribly sorry but Jessica Alba is NOT that hot she was preety in Idle hands and Never Been Kissed which was over 4 years ago. She is NOT perfection or beautiful I dont give a shit about her weight. Her face is now too long and I dont think its the anorexia she's just a naturally ugly adult. This woman is clearly through her career is over and she never had any talent anyways. She's very ugly and irritating NOBODY like's her she is so through. You people are hideous lets see what happens in a year. I know she will be gone she's such a bore.

I should look 1/2 as good when I get done working out.
She's about 10 1bs. too skinny, but she still working with a lil' thigh.. and it's Hollywood.
I used to think she was so overrated, but she's adorable!

no. 41 you are just fucking jealous, you would love to look like beautiful jessica.
don't pitty her beautiuful ass, honey she don't want or need your pitty. because i am betting jessica alba would not trade places with you and your ugly jealous fat ass for a billion bucks, but you would trade with this little hottie in a heartbeat and pay to do so.
and besides the people who REALLY matter, aka hollywood producers and directors,
movers and shakers, still think she's hot and got "it." Because she is and she does.

When she's riding cash she probably leaves puncture wounds all over his groin. not hot.

Nate Becker you are the jealous one. YOur kissing her ass and Kissing up to celebrities is a form of Idolatry so you are not the good guy you are the bad guy on this blog. For worshiping her. You know your so through when the previous blogs say bad things about you and now this one is saying good things about you. Good thing I am here to be anti-idolatry I am the good guy. People feel so much pity for this ugly woman that they say nice things about her out of pity how pathetic. She is so damn ugly thank you Lord that I look nothing like her. I am a natural beauty. Read the 10 commandments IDOLATRY exists in 2006. No 43 is guilty of IDOLATRY. worship your ugly alba.

hermanita
".... I agree..women seem to overflow with bad comments about her. No wonder. A good looking girl is always hated....."

Of course women will do most of the complaining because you guys are content ogling Alba in her skimpy bikini while we demand more. It's not an issue of jealousy. I'm
just sick of seeing her so scantily-clad in stripper roles and then bitch about not being taken seriously. We've all seen her acting ability and sexiness is really all she has going for her. Once she loses her looks she will be done and over with

Hey JJ read the bible if your up their talking about jealousy you are the jealous one. Jealouosy is also in the 10 commandments. IT is up there with Idolatry. Jessica Alba is your idol AND you are jealous of her. so you are an ugly satanic piece of shit you are pure evil. When you say she is preety you are worshiping her your sick.. Your not the good guy I am because I am against envy and Idolatry. Jessica is ugly nobody likes her. She's already history and you are such a pathetic ass kisser idolatry person. Men who look her up on the internet are masturbabting monkeys who are losers will probably rott in hell.

Oh my gosh JJ im so sorry i only read the first part of your post. If your against alba, then your a good guy like me. Your right nobody is jealous of her she is history. My post go's to the pathetic morons who say "jessica alba is preety I Like her. Hah, hah, hah they think they are the good guys when in fact they are pathetic little but kissing losers!

haha...did you forget to take your lithium?
Ish all good dude...
Now excuse me while I go worship at my alba shrine.....heh..
and yeah..I'll be sure to look up Deutoronomy

#28, that's exactly what I said. Not all women are jealous. But /some/ are and they are saying ridiculous things.
Maybe she is overrated. But so are 90% of women we talk about here, because they do very little and get payed a huge sum of money, are famous for nothing and get called gorgeous and glam, when it's not even their own style, but their stylist's and most of them look like shit or plain when not on the red carpet.
At least I've never seen Alba look bad. So I'll give props where props are due, too.

it's not like she wears a "red carpet" dress to bed. she's wearing everyday clothes to do everyday things (like normal/non-celebrity hot ladies do). if anything, it's better. her body is still smoking in baggy clothes and "easy fuck" accessible

She's built like a boy. Give me a woman with some curves!!!

===
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=== Check out her spine. yuck. She's fake, a snob, and a hypocrite. I'm not jealous.
I just like to call her and the other talentless chicks out on what they truly are. They supposedly are "entertainers" , acting like god's gift to the world. =======
===== They think they can make fools of the public, by putting out a dumb movie, trying to make money off of us, and passing off their sh*t as "acting". Whatever. ====== This chick especially, is a real snob. TMZ video. Hello?

look its the flat assed monkey faced bitch. bet her nonexistant wanna be ass smells like a garbage truck overflowing on a two hudnred degree day!!!!!!!! eww someone grab the noseplugs! oh, and get a real ipod u cheap STINK. ive heard more than one place that this cunt REEKS to the high fucking heavens. EW.

dude......my tongue would go so far up that ass.....i would seriously eat the shit from ehr ass....she's that hot

Ew thats fuckin nasty. her shit prob. tastes like nasty old mexican beans in a flat mexican ass.

Evan your probably going to from a stomach virus if you do that.

LOLOLOLOL she looks like her ass has been removed by the Alinens 4 testing oufcourse XD and u who like no assed monkeys...........fuk a monkey

shes naturally got a boyish figure. even when she had meat she has naturally narrow hips. still hot as

looks like a monkey

yes she certianly does!!!! ugh im so sick of her overrated shit

Whip that skinny ass

Nina: I agree with u, but the fact is that she too skinny now, u know that....like she's been working out like crazy....I know I know, thats why she lives for, that why she gets paid, but....hum...avereage women dont look like that....her ass is gone

jajaja good one kimerloi!!!

okkkk
im straight too
and a girl
buh ADRIANA LIMA IS SEXYY
jessica alba is fuglyyy

shez skinny
good w.e
who carezzz

buh like shez overrated
and im not sying OMgosh im soo much better then her
like ive had some inferior thing with her
cuz i thought she was better and shit
buh no she isnt
she cant act

btw ppl rememebr this post
cuz im going in modeling
im 5'10 ;)
rememba the name HONEYYYYYY:D
lmfao
im soo dumb
buh alba is fugly
im sorry
shez not pretty

"I blame these toothpick models and tha fashion industry putting pressure on women to be super skinny. If you have a nice curvacious body, the fasion industry puts pressure on women to diet lose 100 pounds, that you're too overweight etc. Now all of a sudden, the same people in the fashion industry that pressure women to lose weight are now saying where is all the meat on you're body you have to eat something. I think, these extremely skinny models have a great influence on young women in America to lose wieght if you have meat on you're bones you're too Obese you have to lose 100 pounds etc. I blame the fashion industry, that puts pressure on women to fit a certain immage in society!"

What tha hell happened to Jessica Alba's ass?

THE INVISIBLE WOMENS SPINE. IS VERY VISIBLE.

i dont know what the hell all you guys are saying that shes ugly
jessica alba's friggen georgous, id give anything to look like her geez
she has perfect even skin, shes the perfect height, i don't really think that shes too skinny, shes perfect, i tell you PERFECT!

she has no talent at all... it's the same old shit in every role she got.

her eyes are ugly...

but yeah, she's hot. that's why she has a career.

loving u allways.. u are the best 4ever..my sweet, my idol, my insspiration, my sunshine my EVERYTHING!!!i love u!!i wanna meet u and be like u.. i'm your 1#fan.. i love u!!and don't worry, cuz u are the most wonderful, brilliant, amazing, cute, sweet, spectacular, fanatstic, beauty and gorgeous woman on the world..u rock!!!!! here is your bigger fan!!!!your 1#fan!!!and die haters!!!!u are the hottest and sexiest woman!!!no doubt!!!

OMG Jessica Alba is PERFECT, face of an angel, naturally beautiful, great body really toned and built perfectly, gorgeous skin colour (no spray tans here..)
I rate her really highly, she should share some of that perfection around...

Jessica Alba makes me want to breed with a hot mexican to try & re-produce some of her beauty.....

you people don't know what you want really *rolls eyes* if u arent complainin bout perfectly fine people (ie beyonce) being fat, u complainin bout peeps being too skinny.
ever stop to think that if u dnt make stupid comments like "she needs to hit the gym" when she clearly does not. could make normal weighted people self concioncias when there's no need to be (if u can make out what i'm sayin)

it's all this unneccessary pressure from people makin stupid comments that lead to grown as women havin 7 year old's bodies.
poor jess she's so pretty hope she puts some weight back on and ignore all this comments bout the "perfect" weight being size zero
*sigh* rant over

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

WHY GOD WHY!?!?!?!?

She's still hot as hell, beautiful skin, nice natural beauty, and good hair.

However, a little more meat on her would look better, she use to have a better almost perfect bod =\

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Damn you bastardly admins have become so greedy !

she is so pretty when not trying to be

...........noticed?she is wearing fitness top.........now she's goin to be fit

DAMN ALBA!!!!!! You use to look so good on "Dark Angel"!!!! Stop trying to be like Nicole the hole Richie!!!

these*

the pics make it look as though she's jogging around her car

it's actually an ad for the new lexus hybrid suv

I KNOW! I saw pics of her the other day and was surpised by how tiny she looked! she should gain 15 pounds (of muscle of course)

As a straight woman i can say that jessica alba is perfection in motion. Contrary to popular belief, (mostly by ugly women that think they look hot and scream jealous, AKA brooke Hogan, the dreaded LIsa s.) most women can admit when another women looks beautiful. Jessica alba is all hot and sweaty, no makeup, hair in a messy ponytail, and in a pair of baggy saggy sweats, AND she still looks beautiful and better than all those little hoes all TRYING to be all dolled up for the VMA awards. Brooke hogan again particularly comes to my mind, as does Paris Hilton, when i think of homely women who THINK they are hot and THINK that every woman is jealous of them.. and every man wants them, and if a man thinks they are not as hot as they THINK they are, then he must be a loser who could not get them anyway.
Please, if you want hottttt look up lovely Jessica alba.
She could make a woman go gay, just to try it out.

whats with this new bone ass?

Luv, luv, LOVE her!! But that's my fault guys about the looking skinny part; we spend so much time in bed together we don't eat much. Thanks for bringing it to our attention; maybe we'll eat in bed while........(you know!!)
And see that license plate on the SUV? 5PNNO69-Jessica likes to do 69 Pinoy (Filipino) style! It's our inside joke. And the water she drivks? Arrowhead! *wink,wink*
It's all in the pictures, baby, Jessica is one hot, horny little girl! SWEET!!!

This is always what happens when starts get no work... if she was in a movie, producers would force to get back to her optimal weight. When there is no work, they just keep losing weight hoping that it'll improve their chances