Heidi Montag & Lauren Conrad - The Bastardly 2006 MTV VMAs Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Posted on Friday, September 1st, 2006 @ 6:30am by Jackson

Who cares if they are 2 "who's that?" white chicks... just imagine DRUNK white chicks... hell yeah! That's lesbian sex just waiting to happen!!!!
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Drunker the better! Lauren would get the straight-to-anal, then Lauren would get ass-to-mouth treatment. Then I'd throw them out in the street without their clothes.
A titless wonder with a man face? Next.
Big Papi needs to get laid.
lauren's hot... heidi is not
Way too much of a Marcia Brady Vibe from that LC chick.
senin nailed it...crooked toed bitches...makes you wonder if god exsists...
Can't quiet put my finger on it but something about them is off.
Oh, you guys have no life, just all of you shut the fuck up...im sick of hearing all your fucked up opinions about shit that doesnt matter.....GOD!!
Heidi is fucking hot. I'd do her non-stop if it weren't illegal.
Oh and, on the show they look way better. Weird in these pics.
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