Heidi Montag & Lauren Conrad - The Bastardly 2006 MTV VMAs Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Friday, September 1st, 2006 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Jackson

Who cares if they are 2 "who's that?" white chicks... just imagine DRUNK white chicks... hell yeah! That's lesbian sex just waiting to happen!!!!
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Drunker the better! Lauren would get the straight-to-anal, then Lauren would get ass-to-mouth treatment. Then I'd throw them out in the street without their clothes.
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A titless wonder with a man face? Next.
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Big Papi needs to get laid.
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lauren's hot... heidi is not
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Way too much of a Marcia Brady Vibe from that LC chick.
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senin nailed it...crooked toed bitches...makes you wonder if god exsists...
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Can't quiet put my finger on it but something about them is off.
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Oh, you guys have no life, just all of you shut the fuck up...im sick of hearing all your fucked up opinions about shit that doesnt matter.....GOD!!
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Heidi is fucking hot. I'd do her non-stop if it weren't illegal.
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I would make love to Heidi's bowel movement.
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Oh and, on the show they look way better. Weird in these pics.
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