Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson is Funny, Sexy & Kinky!



Bastardly Confession: I've never seen an episode of this show until this Saturday morning when my Tivo had it taped for some odd reason. Let's just say it was a delightful surprise.

My take on the show is very simple: W/out Kendra Wilkinson, the show would suck major ass. She was absolutely hilarious during her football themed shoot in which she dressed up like a San Diego Charger & the other two hos dressed up as slutty cheerleaders. You gotta admit, though, doing the Heisman Trophy pose w/ your tetas hanging out was mindbogglingly classic & not to mention, extremely creative!!

Anyway, even though she's slightly butta, Kendra definitely gets the Bastardly Seal of Approval.

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but which of the three funny,sexy or kinky is more important ?? yeah i always ask the lamest/obvious questions. sorry help the novice...

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 10:11am

her shorts don't look comfortable
she should remove them

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:13am

20 year old and one of the many g/fs to Hefner..what ambition..what drive..
her daddy must be proud...
girl needs Proactiv..acne attack

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:25am

daddy probably wants hef to hook him up with a playmate/bunny....

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:35am

are her boobs fake?

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:41am

Marley,dude that's an allergic reaction to Hefner's cum.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:44am

A question and a comment:

Does anyone actually believe that Hef actually sleeps with these women? (It seems like a sad old man who pays these girls to pretend they are his "girlfriends" - fucking pathetic and creepy. The girls are just opportunist whores.)

Hef's girls are actually not that attractive. Especially this one. Buttaface, no hips, no face, fake ass cans, pasty white skin, with a skanky dye job. HO. HO. HO.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:46am

"slightly butta"????!?!??!?!!! bitch is more like a american family-sized tub of crisco!!

and i think DOOM has a point.... i'm sure the legion of servants at the Mansion bust more nuts than ol Hef, who would probably die of dehydration if one of the bunnies got him too excited...

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:51am

the key is does he want to sleep with them ???

it doesn't matter if it's 'pathetic' or not it's probably good for 'the image' and for marketing whatever...

and jojo *i love* your allergic bit. likely the best bit that will be on the site today !!! :)

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:54am

glimmer, i think funny, sexy and kinky are ALL good qualities!!!
and hell YES that girl is so hot, shes my fave girl next door!!!! plus shes cool as hell-- not that i know her, but on the show, shes so awesome!
kendra rocks!!!!
jj you make me laugh so hard!! keep it up!! :)

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:59am

mostly they keep him warm at night ..what kind of action can you expect from an 80 something year old?...the girls have each other so it's a constant lesbo fuck fest in there while Hef watches.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 12:03pm

i think she's cute and looks more intelligent than most of them..in good shape, but one of those women with little boy bodies, no hips, no boobs underneath the silicon bags

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 12:04pm

yourjustjealous...i'm taking notes !!!! :)

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 12:10pm

DOOM is right on this one....this chick doesn't know what world of shit she's got herself into...she's going to be broke and at the BunnyRanch when she's 40...telling guys that they can eat the pussy that Playboy built....

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 12:15pm

to glimmer:

Of course he wants to sleep with them. Even with all the Viagra in the world, at this point is physically unable to do so.

This whole charade is a pathetic attempt at ego stroking - he's like one of those megalomanical dudes who refuses to face his own mortality, refusing to bow down to old age by indulging in the ultimate male fantasy of having a harem of (supposedly beautiful) women to do your (sexual) bidding.

More power to you Hef, but don't expect us to believe you are still capable of doing the deed. To me, it's the same thing as the lame middle aged dude who buys a Porsche and then trolls the clubs in the hopes of picking up golddigging young girls. Overcompensating for deficiencies and then some.

As for his girlfriends - they are just riding the money train - and hoping to be left a few ducats when the old geezer inevitably croaks watching one of them lesbo sex fests. I guess that wouldn't be a bad way to go out.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 12:23pm

glimmer!!!! take notes!! aww your so cute!!
jj!!! whats up??!!! im on my lunch break from my kids.....yes...all 30 of them!!!! whatever, i like them at that age, there so pure and innocent, they dont know how to be FAKE yet.....which is awesome, because i cannot STAND fake people!!!!!
glimmer and jj you know you love me!! :) cuz i love you 2!!!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 12:31pm

YJJ: it's a nice day here in nyc...how's fla? that's so admirable - working with kids. takes a lot of patience and caring...good for ya!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 12:35pm

I agree with John, but I'd like to take it one step further and ask that she remove her top as well.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 12:38pm

a note from the dr. *awesome* !!! :)

and hello to yjj *again* :)

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 1:19pm

I am unconvinced about his virility, with a healthy prostate and viagra he could still be doing it, it's not impossible, not by a long shot. I am certainly not saying he is rockin the house cause that might cause a stroke or heart attack, but if his plumbing still works well he could still sit back and get head.

If any of his "bitches" invest their money wisely (and that isn't hard since they would get a financial planner) they will never have to work again, or be someone else's fuck toy once Hef is dead or done with them. To some it is a small price to pay, not to me though he is disgusting.

I think Kendra would look better with a different color hair, and my cock in her mouth of course.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:43pm

Maybe he borrows a strap on from one of his bunnies and then fucks all the chicks.
And as for the question of not fucking these girls..do you really think if someone has ten of these big boobed girls around them prancing in their bikinis they would not get a hard on?
Dude even a cadaver will get an erection looking at these chicks.And frankly i don't think Hefner's dead!!Maybe it's a miracle of plastic surgery,maybe it's a brand new dick?!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 3:12pm

She's pretty. She might look even beautiful, if she had a better hair color. And wtf she really doesn't have boy hips. Unless it's some tranny-boy you're talking about.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 5:44pm

thanks jj!! :)

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 6:16pm

i dont think shes absolutely terrible - she definetely has potential, i say grow he eyebrows more and pluck them properly, dye your hair a nice golden blonde, and she'd be gorgeous.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 8:35pm

I agree with you Crisa, all she needs to do is grow out her eyebrows and make them look more refined. and then dye her hair a golden, honey blonde, and she'll look so chic.
but now she looks like an old hag.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 10:47pm

i think its safe to say dr doom is a homosexual hater

Monday, September 18th, 2006 @ 6:03pm

I think Kendra is STUNNIN!!!Shes my idol!!!I luv her hair,the colour of it & her figure!!!!!

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 11:54am

I watch Girls of the Playboy mansion from ireland every friday nite!!I luv it,Kendra is my fave out of the Bunny's tho!!!!n y's every1 sayn bout her hips??I tink she has a fab figure n small hips even make her luk lik she has a better figure!!!!!!!!!(",)

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 12:06pm

i think kendra is the worlds most bauetiful woman, well not only on the world in the whole universe. to bad i live far away so i don't have the chance to talk to her personaly
kendra i love you

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 10:22pm

she's awesome :D

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 @ 6:37pm

i watch the girls next door everytime i get i love kendra she is my favorite i love her she is awesome and i love the pink and white grill she got and happy 21st birthday i saw that show to. well i hope u read my comment kendra i love you
love always
Danielle

Sunday, November 5th, 2006 @ 3:32pm

I tink Kendra is GR8!!!!I wud luv 2 meet her 1 day cuz she seems lika really fun person!!!!!

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006 @ 12:36pm

that "acne" on her stomach could be umm well lets see here misquito bites! ever thought of it? you guys who are knockin kendra are just jealous i bet half of you girls talkin shit are over weight middle aged saggy gross chicks kendra's a young girl living a dream and having fun dont hate! :) oh and she has a great figure how many people honestly can look like that umm not anyone i know thats for sure.

Monday, December 4th, 2006 @ 8:41pm

Kendra is awesome

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 @ 8:03pm

KENDRA IS MY FAVORITE GIRL NEXT DOOR. SHE'S FUN AND CHILDISH (SOMETIMES TOO MUCH) THE YEN FOR HIP-HOP IS FUN AND SHE IS LOVELY AND OUTGOING. I EXERCISE TO HER VIDEO AND WHE'S HOT AND FRIENDLY. I COULD DEFINITELY BE HER "HOMEY."

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 @ 5:26am

I love Kendra! She is my favorite Girl Next Door, by far. I adore her, I think that she is funny, dorky and a beautiful girl that has a lot to offer people!
I hope that one day I can meet her how wonderful that I think she is!
Keep up the good work girl! Luv Ya!

Love, Stephanie

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 3:27am

I THINK YALL ARE HATERS, THIS GIRL HAS GOT IT ALL TOGETHER. KEEP PONITIN OUT ALL THE BAD THINGS ABOUT HER, IF THAT MAKES YALL FEEL BETTER, BUT DAMN WHO SAYS YALL ARE PERFECT. AND ACTUALLY I RAN ACROSS THIS WEBSITE BY ACCIDENT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE NOBODY HAS A LIFE IF THEYRE SHITTIN HERE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT THIS GURL... HERES A TIP: GET UP FORM THA DAMN COMPUTER THAT YOU PROB SIT AT 24 HOURS A DAY, AND GO LOOK IN THA MIRROR... I PROMISE THATS PROB. A PERSON THAT YOU CAN TALK ALOT OF SHIT ABOUT.....DAMN TOO BAD THERES NOT A COMMENT SECTION FOR THAT!!! HAH... =-) AND THATS WHATS GOOD BITCHES!! HOLLA! GHETTO_BUNNY

Friday, February 2nd, 2007 @ 5:39pm

i love it when ppl. take comments about their favorite celebs so personally. as though they needed defending.

Monday, March 26th, 2007 @ 10:57am

Looks cute in those first three pics.

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007 @ 1:04pm

I think Kendra is a phony, but a real phony. She's like a high school girl. She's having fun, and doesn't have any gold digging schemes or anything like that. In her mind I really think she believes it's alright to live the way she does. I think she's fun and entertaining. She does need a better hair color, but her body is fine. Not natural, but stereotypically "hot". Nothing wront with that though, she makes me laugh and she doesn't take things seriously. She might be irrisponsible at times, but were YOU a responsible, level headed thinker at 21 years old? HELL NO. Let the girl LIVE. We just have the opportunity to watch her live, and laugh along with her. All in all I like the girl. =)

Thursday, March 29th, 2007 @ 9:50am

kendra es la mas Rica de EEUU y mandame un saludo te veo siempre el la manssion playboy

Saturday, April 14th, 2007 @ 2:03am

i'm love Kendra Wilkinson I from Polen;****

Monday, April 30th, 2007 @ 11:19am

hola como esta su bienvenida su hacer por favor luisjesusmiranda@hotmail.com
yo guatemala .
su kendra su amor si lloro lloro beso su bonita dios amor sisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 @ 5:23pm

i don't think she is beautiful.
she would be cute if she was natural.
and YES she has boy hips and a weird figure. hot, though.

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 5:10pm

So innocent and naive to ask if Kendra's boobs are fake. Ofcourse they are hun.

Monday, June 16th, 2008 @ 10:18am

I'm younger than that and even I know not to fuck Hugh Hefner.

Monday, June 16th, 2008 @ 10:20am

Who gets acne on their stomach?! wtf

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:36am

I love Kendra! She is my favorite Girl Next Door, by far. I adore her, I think that she is funny, dorky and a beautiful girl that has a lot to offer people!
I hope that one day I can meet her, and let her know just how wonderful that I think she is!
Keep up the good work girl! Luv Ya!

Love, Stephanie

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 @ 3:28am

kendra you are the most hottest playboy girl i have ever seen in my life and you are the hotty of my dreams, i love you more than anything in the world love your biggest fan.

love you alot from your biggest fan DJ
P.S.
can i have your phone number or your e-mail addres

Friday, March 7th, 2008 @ 8:30pm

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