Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria arrives back to Texas!



After some feasting of Frenchy Parker's baguette, Eva is back home in Texas... do we really give a shit, not really, but it's another excuse for Bastardly readers to call her an ugly whore.

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16 Scandalous Comments

she looks like any random mexican chick.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:09pm

back in texas sans Emmy.....look at that forced smile...poor thing

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:24pm

Let's face it, she's not ugly. She's just a self-centred, stupid ass blabbermouth. She's fit for a one night stand, but just remember to give her a fake name and phone number.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 3:08pm

does anyone else hate that hair color on her?

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 4:09pm

PUT ON SOME MAKEUP BITCH!! YOU ARE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 4:21pm

lucky regina's actually hot ;)

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 4:47pm

Ugly Whore....

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 5:40pm

damn... shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random mexican... i prefer agreed

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 7:20pm

I wish she'd dump that colored boy she's seeing, but I'd grudge fuck her in the ass.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 8:26pm

jojo not all mexican woman look the same........thanks.

Saturday, September 2nd, 2006 @ 8:22am

You all fucking racist, why do u have to say :
smc
damn… shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random mexican… i prefer agreed

dont mess with the race fuckers cause it has nothing to do with this cause you'll never say:
smc
damn… shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random american… i prefer agreed
am i wrong?

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006 @ 9:48pm

id pound her cola colored cunt and jizz on her swollen lips

Friday, November 17th, 2006 @ 2:38pm

FCK YOU ALL SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL EVER!!!

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 @ 12:22pm

my god you lot are a bunch of evil, racist, cruel pathetic excuses for human beings, what is wrong with you people, i bet you lot don't look to great yourselves

Friday, January 25th, 2008 @ 10:39am

"but just remember to give her a fake name and phone number."

Like, John Sax at 348-2625.

That's my porn name but then I think the standard rule was middle name and the first street you lived on, which would make me Leon Regina, not so good.
Another friend said first pet's name and first street you lived on, so that would make me Lucky Regina, for a guy though they both suck.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 4:22pm

She always looks beautiful no matter what color her hair is, and even when she's wearing minimal makeup. I love the way she dresses, & her body is amazing!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 5:55am

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