Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria arrives back to Texas!
Posted on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:00pm by Jackson

After some feasting of Frenchy Parker's baguette, Eva is back home in Texas... do we really give a shit, not really, but it's another excuse for Bastardly readers to call her an ugly whore.
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she looks like any random mexican chick.
back in texas sans Emmy.....look at that forced smile...poor thing
Let's face it, she's not ugly. She's just a self-centred, stupid ass blabbermouth. She's fit for a one night stand, but just remember to give her a fake name and phone number.
does anyone else hate that hair color on her?
PUT ON SOME MAKEUP BITCH!! YOU ARE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!!
lucky regina's actually hot ;)
Ugly Whore....
damn... shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random mexican... i prefer agreed
I wish she'd dump that colored boy she's seeing, but I'd grudge fuck her in the ass.
jojo not all mexican woman look the same........thanks.
You all fucking racist, why do u have to say :
smc
damn… shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random mexican… i prefer agreed
dont mess with the race fuckers cause it has nothing to do with this cause you'll never say:
smc
damn… shes pretty fucking scary looking whore random american… i prefer agreed
am i wrong?
id pound her cola colored cunt and jizz on her swollen lips
FCK YOU ALL SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL EVER!!!
my god you lot are a bunch of evil, racist, cruel pathetic excuses for human beings, what is wrong with you people, i bet you lot don't look to great yourselves
"but just remember to give her a fake name and phone number."
Like, John Sax at 348-2625.
That's my porn name but then I think the standard rule was middle name and the first street you lived on, which would make me Leon Regina, not so good.
Another friend said first pet's name and first street you lived on, so that would make me Lucky Regina, for a guy though they both suck.
She always looks beautiful no matter what color her hair is, and even when she's wearing minimal makeup. I love the way she dresses, & her body is amazing!
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