Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Mendes Takes Her ManToy Out For Pre-Sex Dinner!
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours
Lucky bastaaaaad!!! He gets to have a feast w/ the woman & then have her for dessert later in the night.
Damn you, European looking man, damn you to hell!!
Bastarchived in Babes, Bastardly Breaking News!, Eva Mendes, Temporarily In Love
Bookmark/Search this post with:
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Mendes successfully steps down from curb holding two lattes!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Mendes Shows Off Her Tasty Rack & Her Latest ManToy
- Ashley Tisdale Is Sleeping With This Dude!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Mendes goes shopping!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Eva Mendes Had A Great Workout! Lots of Sweat!
Nice legs. Smooth, unblemished and not skinny but not fat either. Perfect. Damn me for having an ass/leg fetish, if she was a butta with those legs and ass I'd still wanna go for it.
Reply to this Comment
there's this guy on my street who looks exactly like that dude.
i wouldn't be surprised if it WERE "that dude"
Reply to this Comment
i dont know, i think her body is awesome, she has great legs and an awesome ass!!! and her face is really pretty, but without makeup, she doesnt really do it for me. that wasnt too bitchy was it?
Reply to this Comment
Ok, Eva without make up looks like the wicked witch of the west. No lie. That "beauty mark" on her face is just a constant reminder to us all...witches live!!! Although she does have a nice rack for a witch!
Reply to this Comment
magnum, that was so fucking funny i spit out my OJ!!!!! your so right, w/out her team of makeup artists, shes a total wreck
great bod tho!
Reply to this Comment
the no makeup doesnt bother me as much as the hideous dress/cap. and who wears black with brown?
Reply to this Comment
I think that dude is her brother...same nose, fat face,5 o'clock shadow and chin...
Reply to this Comment
Those lips and legs are a lethal combination!
Reply to this Comment
something about Eva...
she just looks put together..great worked-out body, not overly thin. her legs especially are amazing...
Reply to this Comment
SHE COULD SUCK THE CHROME OFF A BUMPER HITCH!!!! MY GAWD THE DSLs!!!
Reply to this Comment
AND LEGS TO SQUEEZE THE REST OF UR LIFE JUICES OUT!!!
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!