Shirly Brener @ HBO Post Emmy Party - Winner of The Bastardly Hoochie Dress Award
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

So Who is this mysterious character who just won the coveted Bastardly Hoochie Dress Award? No Wiki entry on her just yet, but IMDb says,
Daughter of Smadar Brenner.
Graduated on Dean's List from the University of Southern California with a BA in Art History. Accepted to and attended one year of MBA (masters of business administration) at Pepperdine University. [IMDb]
New & upcoming flicks...
- Bill (2007) (post-production) .... Nurse
- The Death and Life of Bobby Z (2006) (post-production) .... Surfer Girl
- Employee of the Month (2006) (completed)
- Petrified (2006) (V) .... Jess
Source: IMDb
Now, check out more snaps of the dress!
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she's soooo fuckable!!!!
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Dude,i take my comment back..just saw her pics with ugly spots on her skin.eeewwww
God, wonder where she got them from....
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Dress looks like it was made in a Paki sweat shop....but man....these pics show nipple and white panties under a see-thru black dress....what a classy broad....
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The B.I.T.A.N.?.C., legendary stuff!
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Bottom picture #3 is typical ugly ass accountant with too much drink at a cocktail party!ENOUGH!!!
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and last years hoochie dress winner was ????
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her tits are too small and natural to go into the "Adult Entertainment" field.
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that eye makeup sucks
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Was she someone's date? Why was she there?
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