He caught his finger in her snappin' pussy..I bet he tried to spin her on his finger like a basketball and bent his finger when she farted; shooting herself into the air...

she farted!!! oh!! donkey cock, that was awesome!!!!
i think she wore that dress because it looks like it was designed by Kleenex....you know, to wipe the jizz off.... ;)
love you donkey cock! :)

plain jane/juana

rat face

Donkey Cock thats the funniest thing I've read in a long time. hah, hah, hah, hah,hah,

Dear world,

There is absolutely nothing special at all about Eva Longoria's body, face, or acting talent. Please stop obsessing.

Sincerely,
Me

Where's that fucken racist white trash whore Ashley and her retarded comments about this "interacial couple"?

Eva looks like a pig without makeup!!

the shoes I'll take..'
the white crepe paper dress is yikes...i especially hate the two pointy ends stabbing her on the chest. it might have looked a little better with just a plain all round strapless..
and her overly oranged skin...horrible
her man has a wonky eye...

Eva, I agree is nothing short of a flat chested midget with a giant (a giant to whoever hails from any south american country) for a man friend.....

omg this is hilarious as if u losers wouldnt jump at the chance to be with miss longoria...she probably wouldnt give u the time of day. now, you can hide ur insecurities by making another obvious cock...pussy..joke or you could accept the pain of never being good enough to be loved by beautiful celebrities :) i suggest the latter...but predict the former o_O

Tony Parker looks like Lurch.